Our favourite lines from the Bond films - LICENCE TO KILL

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  • Posts: 4,762
    Felix Leiter: "Well?"
    007: "She's down there all right."
    Felix Leiter: "Are the bombs on board?"
    007: "No."
    Felix Leiter: "Oh great, so now what's our next move?"
    007: "Well we haven't checked the Disco Volante, so that'll be the place to start." (something like that, can't remember that one exactly.)
    Felix Leiter: "Well who are you going to ask? Largo?"
    007: "No, I don't think we'll have to." (looks down at Francois' dog-tag and watch)
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited June 2012 Posts: 4,537
    Time for You Only Live Twice:

    Whyle i rank the movie to low for some people there taste like DAF iam a big fan of Connery'shumor in this one. The chacter connection who i like very much in FRWL and later DAF and TMWTGG have this movie too.

    James Bond: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.
    Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.

    James Bond: Is this the only room there is?
    Kissy Suzuki: Yes. That is your bed,
    [points to one side of room]
    Kissy Suzuki: I shall sleep over there.
    [points to other side of room]
    James Bond: But we're supposed to be married.
    Kissy Suzuki: Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.
    James Bond: Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon.
    Kissy Suzuki: No honeymoon. This is business.
    James Bond: [pushing aside his oyster dinner] Well, I won't need these.

    M: [buzzing intercom] Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.
    MoneyPenny: Yes sir.
    [to Bond]
    MoneyPenny: We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.
    James Bond: Yes?
    MoneyPenny: "I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it
    James Bond: Don't worry, I get it.

    --

    Blofeld:
    Goodbye, Mr. Bond!
    Kill Bond! Now!
    You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

    Henderson: That was stirred, not shaken?

    James Bond: Oh the things I do for England.




  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Time for You Only Live Twice...but not yet. Tell the fat lady she's on in five.

    Bond: Do I seem healthy to you?
    Pat Fearing: Too healthy, by far.

    Miss Moneypenny: In the conference room - something pretty big; every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too!
    James Bond: His wife probably lost her dog.


    James Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.

    Bond: It looks terribly difficult.
    [Shooting from the hip, Bond shatters his clay pigeon]
    Bond: Why no, it isn't, is it?


    M: Do we know where she is now?
    James Bond: Nassau.
    M: Do you think she's worth going after?
    James Bond: Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, sir...


    James Bond: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
    Emilio Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
    James Bond: No...I know a little about women.


    So many great lines, but alas it is time to move on

    You Only Live Twice!
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    Posts: 3,262
    Tiger Tanaka: "In Japan, men come first. Women come second.
    James Bond: "I might just retire to here."
  • DB5DB5
    Posts: 408
    Bond- "Why do Chinese girls taste different than all other girls?"
    Ling- "You think we better."
    Bond- "Not better just different. Like Peking duck is different than Russian caviar."
    Ling- "Darling I always give you very best duck."
  • Posts: 4,762
    007: "There's an exploder button up in that control room, we've got to get up there!"
    Tiger Tanaka: "Impossible! Too well defended!"

    007: "We're supposed to be on our honeymoon!"
    Kissy Suzuki: "No honeymoon, this is business."

    Chris the Astronaut: "It-it's ANOTHER SPACECRAFT!!!"

    Blofeld: "This is the price of failure, Mr. Bond." (shoots Osato)

    Blofeld: "GOODBYE, MEESTA BOND!!!" (shuriken in the wrist)

    Aki: "He did it so I could get away! He wouldn't touch that horrible girl, would you?"
    007: "Oh heavens, no."

    Aki: "Tiger said now you must do everything Japanese."
    007: "Good for Tiger."

    Diko Henderson: "Now look. I think London's theory about the missile being fired from this country is right."

    Diko Henderson: "Oh, that's stirred not shaken, that was right, wasn't it?"
    007: "Perfect." (gives a disappointed look)

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    My favorite one-liner of this film:

    Brandt: "I've got you now."
    Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."
    *SLAP*


    THAT'S MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
  • Posts: 4,762
    My favorite one-liner of this film:

    Brandt: "I've got you now."
    Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."
    *SLAP*


    THAT'S MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    Hahaha, I knew that was coming.
  • Posts: 1,817
    "Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?"
    "Welcome to Japan Mr Bond."
    "I took a first in oriental languages at Cambridge."
  • Posts: 4,762
    Blofeld: "Do you know what kind of gun this is?"
    Mr. Osato: "Walther PPK."

    I love Osato's expression here- it's as if he's saying "Yes! I got one right! Next question please."
  • Posts: 1,492
    "Plastic surgeons call it a dermotone. They use it to slice off skin. I hope you don't force me to use it.."

    "Crater guns fire!"

    "What happened to Henderson?"
    "Fell into a pulveriser at the works..poor chap"
    "Ah so.."
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 6,382
    "You only live twice, Mr. Bond."
  • DB5DB5
    Posts: 408
    Osato- "I think you're taking a risk right now."
    Bond- "Oh."
    Osato- "Your cigarette smoking. It's very bad for your chest."
    Brandt- Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest."
    Bond- "Really?"
  • Posts: 4,762
    Blofeld: "Close crater."
    Crater Operator: "Closing crater!"

    This man looks so pleased with his job; he couldn't be any happier than to be flipping one single switch all day, every day. We need a Bond mini-episode dedicated to this outstanding henchman! Hahaha, it'd be the most boring Bond thing ever.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    edited June 2012 Posts: 15,169
    I forgot how many wonderful lines appear in YOLT. It's almost up there with its predecessor.

    James Bond: Is this the only room there is?
    Kissy Suzuki: Yes. That is your bed
    [points to one side of room]
    Kissy Suzuki: I shall sleep over there.
    [points to other side of room]
    James Bond: But we're supposed to be married.
    Kissy Suzuki: Think again, please. You gave false name to priest.
    James Bond: Yes, but we must keep up appearances. We're on our honeymoon.
    Kissy Suzuki: No honeymoon. This is business.
    James Bond: [pushing aside his oyster dinner] Well, I won't need these.

    Helga Brandt: I've got you now.
    James Bond: Well, enjoy yourself.

    James Bond : You going to neeed some very close protection tonight in Tokyo, because that's when they'll try to get at you.
    Thinking of an answer
    James Bond : You'll need the best man we've got.
    Helga Brandt : And who do you suggest?
    James Bond : Well....me.

    James Bond: Little Nellie got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.

    Blofeld: I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.

    Blofeld: The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see.
    James Bond: Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
    Blofeld: Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.

    Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
    James Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
    Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

    James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
    Ling: You think we better, huh?
    James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
    Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

    Tiger Tanaka: Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.
    James Bond: And rule number two?
    Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.
    James Bond: I just might retire to here.


    Tiger Tanaka: I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.

    Blofeld's Financier: Our agreement states quite clearly that no money should be paid until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.
    Financier #2: This is extortion!
    Blofeld: Extortion is my business. Go away and think it over, gentlemen. I'm busy.

    Blofeld: As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours after America and Russia have annihilated each other. We shall see a new power dominating the world.


    That's probably enough now. And I know there are some that I've missed.
  • Posts: 5,634
    I haven't seen this in ages, possibly years in it's entire duration, I don't even own a copy, this may be slightly difficult, but have seen it enough times over the years

    'Bon Apetite'

    'Yes, give him his cigarettes, it won't be the nicotine that kills you Mister Bond'

    'Kill Bond - NOW'

    'Darling I give you a very good duck'

    'Sorry Mister Bond, but I have to leave'

    'My name is Ernst Stavro Blofeld, they told me you were killed in Hong Kong' (Connery) 'Yes, this is my second life' (Blofeld), 'You Only Live Twice Mister Bond'

    'This can only be for children bon san, take my helicopter'

    'Just a drop in the ocean'

    'Mr Osato believes in a very healthy chest'

    'Well enjoy yourself'

    'The Front is opening up!, The Front is opening up!'
  • Posts: 1,492
    Benny wrote:
    I
    Blofeld's Financier: Our agreement states quite clearly that no money should be paid until war has broken out between Russia and the United States.
    Financier #2: This is extortion!
    Blofeld: Extortion is my business. Go away and think it over, gentlemen. I'm busy.

    d.

    This was the one I was trying to remember. The bit before where Hans dunks meet into the piranha moat in an attempt to intimidate the two Red Chinese (one presumes thats what they were or Vietnamese)

    Anyone remember the dialogue apart from "my piranha fish get very hungry.."

  • Posts: 11,189
    "They can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds"

    "I shall look forward to exterminating you Mr Bond"

    "GOODBYE MR BOND" (always remember that line from the UK VHS trailer in the mid 90s).
  • Posts: 4,762
    007: "If you're Tanaka, how do you feel about me?"
    Tiger Tanaka: "I....love you."
    007: "I'm glad we got that out of the way."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    My favorite Bond/Moneypenny exchange:

    M: [buzzing intercom] Miss Moneypenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japanese S.I.S.
    MoneyPenny: Yes sir.
    [to Bond]
    MoneyPenny: We tried to think of something that you wouldn't forget.
    James Bond: Yes?
    MoneyPenny: "I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it
    James Bond: Don't worry, I get it.
  • edited June 2012 Posts: 3,494
    Aki- "I think I will enjoy very much serving under you". A little corny, but always gets a laugh out of me. Then again, I am admittedly a bit of perv with an overactive libido ;)

    Bond- "Old Japanese proverb. Bird never make nest in bare tree". My favorite retort to anyone complaining of chest hair.

    Helga- "Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest". As do I!

    Henderson (after Bond whacks his artificial leg)- "Glad you got it right".


  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Anymore YOLT entries before we move onto Majesty's?
    Last call...
  • Posts: 4,762
    "It's blown up!! I repeat, the enemy has blown up!!"

    Always cracks me up how all the leaders in the room leave immediately after this. It's like, "Okay guys, we're done. Head 'em up, move 'em out! Anyone for lunch on me?"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,356
    Even worse is how, in that scene, Bond has just blown up some of the astronauts he helped save earlier in the film!
  • Posts: 5,634
    I think Connery was just trying to make some others suffer for being in that year's release ; - )

    I think we've been through every quote and line in You Only Live Twice now too
  • DB5DB5
    Posts: 408
    "Well at least he died on the job. He'd have wanted it that way."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Samuel001 wrote:
    Even worse is how, in that scene, Bond has just blown up some of the astronauts he helped save earlier in the film!

    I think you'll find they were SPECTRE astronauts sam.

  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited June 2012 Posts: 13,356
    Benny wrote:
    Samuel001 wrote:
    Even worse is how, in that scene, Bond has just blown up some of the astronauts he helped save earlier in the film!

    I think you'll find they were SPECTRE astronauts sam.

    Bond didn't attempt to board the spacecraft with those he rescued? I thought that was the idea of getting into their uniforms.

    I have never understood the damn film, so why start now? ;)
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    Okay time to say goodbye to YOLT and move onto the next film...

    On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  • Posts: 6,022
    "This never happened to the other fella!"

    "Spare the rod, Spoil the child"

    "Gatecrasher! I'll leave you to tidy up."

    "We're the thirteenth today.- I'm superstitious
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