Controversial opinions about Bond films

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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    GF is far superior to TB. TB is the only classic Bond movie that I consider borderline boring at times, mainly during those repetitive, overlong "Look What We Can Do" underwater fight scenes. The PTS is so-so at best, everyone can see that the woman at the funeral is really a woman and not a man in drag, unlike later. The sped-up fight and demise of the yacht at the showdown is a huge let-down. Celi is a second-rate Bond villain whose only "threatening" feature is the eye-patch, which is probably why it's there in the first place.

    The "boring" underwater scenes seem to be the big complaint in most TB criticisms, and one I just will never agree with. Underwater becomes almost a whole different world and a character all its own for me. I don't think it's a case of "Look What We Can Do." There are numerous cases of that throughout the series.

    But you can also count GF for those moments as well, most glaringly the pointless, nothing to advance the plot sequence of Solo being crushed in the car. I can point to other parts of the film such as the golf match, the drive across Switzerland and most of the stud farm that just drag.

    As far as threatening features go, please tell me one that Goldfinger has that you can just look at and say, yeah, there's an international criminal? Just on appearance he looks like a tubby, non-threatening retiree. That aside, he's a great villain, but at least Largo physically looks like a threat to Bond.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    pachazo wrote: »
    From the Swiss factory on there's no reason why Goldfinger would ever keep Bond alive for any reason, even more so in Kentucky after he knows that Bond has overheard all of his plan.

    Don't forget that Felix and his assistant were spotted by Goldfinger's men at the Kentucky ranch. He had to show them that Bond was alive and well so they didn't immediately raid the place.

    Goldfinger could've just kept him in his cell and Felix would've been none the wiser, nor would he have ever had the authority or ability to "raid" the place based on any hunch he could have. Or Bond could've literally hopped a fence and said, "Hey Felix, I'm escaping and I know everything that guy is doing." The ranch doesn't feel like the prison it should, but as I said, Bond shouldn't have lived that long anyway.

    Thankfully for Bond Goldfinger was stupid enough to let him walk around anywhere he wanted and talk in the ear of his associate. If Bond was kept behind bars, all Auric's troubles would've been non-existent. There's ego, and then there's poor planning.

    Sorry, but I disagree with that. Felix was already suspicious of Goldfinger, as they had been watching him in Miami earlier in the film. If he didn't see Bond at some point, he'd naturally begin to think that something was wrong. And while there may not have been a full scale assault on the ranch, if the CIA wanted to investigate the place (especially in the 60's) then they would have found a way. At the very least, Felix would have kept spying on Goldfinger and eventually noticed all the activity as they prepared for the attack on Fort Knox. The whole operation would have been blown.

    As far as Goldfinger giving Bond too much freedom to roam around, well there's no question that he certainly did and it ended up being his downfall.
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    pachazo wrote: »
    pachazo wrote: »
    From the Swiss factory on there's no reason why Goldfinger would ever keep Bond alive for any reason, even more so in Kentucky after he knows that Bond has overheard all of his plan.

    Don't forget that Felix and his assistant were spotted by Goldfinger's men at the Kentucky ranch. He had to show them that Bond was alive and well so they didn't immediately raid the place.

    Goldfinger could've just kept him in his cell and Felix would've been none the wiser, nor would he have ever had the authority or ability to "raid" the place based on any hunch he could have. Or Bond could've literally hopped a fence and said, "Hey Felix, I'm escaping and I know everything that guy is doing." The ranch doesn't feel like the prison it should, but as I said, Bond shouldn't have lived that long anyway.

    Thankfully for Bond Goldfinger was stupid enough to let him walk around anywhere he wanted and talk in the ear of his associate. If Bond was kept behind bars, all Auric's troubles would've been non-existent. There's ego, and then there's poor planning.

    Sorry, but I disagree with that. Felix was already suspicious of Goldfinger, as they had been watching him in Miami earlier in the film. If he didn't see Bond at some point, he'd naturally begin to think that something was wrong. And while there may not have been a full scale assault on the ranch, if the CIA wanted to investigate the place (especially in the 60's) then they would have found a way. At the very least, Felix would have kept spying on Goldfinger and eventually noticed all the activity as they prepared for the attack on Fort Knox. The whole operation would have been blown.

    As far as Goldfinger giving Bond too much freedom to roam around, well there's no question that he certainly did and it ended up being his downfall.

    Yes, Goldfinger would've been categorically screwed, and that's one of my biggest issues. I'm fine with villainous characters that have hubris, some of the series' best have it, but blind stupidity given to a villain at the service of a weak script hanging by a wire doesn't cut it. There's no drama, tension or sense in any of it for me. It's not like Bond is surrounded by a high wall or fence. He could've literally raced with Pussy to the little fence Felix is crowded around and escaped like that, and Goldfinger wouldn't have been able to do a thing.

    I'll lightly concede that Goldfinger has to keep Bond around to avoid suspicion, even though it's a flimsy point, but at least keep the guy in the cell or surrounded by people to make sure he doesn't do anything rash. The argument could be, "Well, he trusts Pussy not to let Bond leave," but that didn't seem to end well for him, did it?
    BT3366 wrote: »
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    GF is far superior to TB. TB is the only classic Bond movie that I consider borderline boring at times, mainly during those repetitive, overlong "Look What We Can Do" underwater fight scenes. The PTS is so-so at best, everyone can see that the woman at the funeral is really a woman and not a man in drag, unlike later. The sped-up fight and demise of the yacht at the showdown is a huge let-down. Celi is a second-rate Bond villain whose only "threatening" feature is the eye-patch, which is probably why it's there in the first place.

    The "boring" underwater scenes seem to be the big complaint in most TB criticisms, and one I just will never agree with. Underwater becomes almost a whole different world and a character all its own for me. I don't think it's a case of "Look What We Can Do." There are numerous cases of that throughout the series.

    But you can also count GF for those moments as well, most glaringly the pointless, nothing to advance the plot sequence of Solo being crushed in the car. I can point to other parts of the film such as the golf match, the drive across Switzerland and most of the stud farm that just drag.

    As far as threatening features go, please tell me one that Goldfinger has that you can just look at and say, yeah, there's an international criminal? Just on appearance he looks like a tubby, non-threatening retiree. That aside, he's a great villain, but at least Largo physically looks like a threat to Bond.

    I very much agree, @BT3366. GF is a slog at times, horribly so. I don't mind films that build up to a climax, but GF doesn't have a strong climax to build to. I respect FRWL and TB for using a gradual build-up at times to show us into the villain's lair to see the scheme take form, because they're interesting schemes.

    GF however spends so much time focusing on inconsequential things or just repeats whole scenes again and again. Bond meets girl, oops, she's dead. Bond meets another girl, oops she's dead too. Bond gets knocked out after speaking to girl, oh, and there he is out again. Bond gets captured, then escapes, then gets captured again. In another country Bond is captured, escapes, is captured again. And all this recycled material is really just padding for a story that goes nowhere interesting. There's no big dilemma for Bond to face, because Bond seems resigned to his fate here, far happier to just sip a julep why swapping stories with his enemy. He fails at everything but having sex, and he doesn't even think he's succeeded at that. It's horribly unexciting to watch. It's why it has the worst pacing of any Connery film for me, as none of the others ever reach such a deafened crawl, and even when some do, they are at least crawling to something worth waiting for.

    I'm also a Largo fan as well, as he has an actual threat and credibility. Goldfinger is a cartoon and that's all well and good, but I'd much rather watch Bond go toe to toe with Largo as they both really don't hold back the entire film in destroying each other's worlds. What makes it exciting is they don't just do this through veiled verbal threats, they storm each other's residences, kill each other's girls, insult each other's associations in public, and just go at it big time. One of my favorite Bond and villain confrontations is when Bond and the bastard he's facing duke it out where everyone can see them, but the public are all ignorant to the conflict they share. That is TB to a tee, and it adds so much.

    There's so much great subtext to Largo too. The way he kisses his ring after every sacrifice, like SPECTRE is his God, the unspoken whatever that is going on with him and Domino, the hair-trigger abusive side that explodes from him in major moments (ice torture, anyone?), and how he just feeds all his problems to his pet sharks. I feel his threat because we actually see what he does, instead of being told how bad he is. He's not played as a joke, he's not a cartoon. He's just a cold bastard who wants Bond out, by any means necessary, and I respect him all the more for how involved he is in SPECTRE's plan. He could just hire people to transport the nukes from place to place and to guard the area, but instead he puts his neck out there for his job and is always there with his armed team to fight, even though he's next in line to take over inside SPECTRE if Blofeld died. He's like a general who rides into battle with his cavalry, not above himself to go into hell alongside them.

    He's loyal and committed in comparison to a certain man who murders literally all his associates and leaves them to die the minute his shitty plan actually ends up being shitty.
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    I can accept a lot of the reasoning from people here of why they prefer TB to GF, but there's no way that Largo is a better villain than Goldfinger. Frobe is just brilliant. So brash, charismatic and rather than life yet still entirely believeable and menacing (love his speech about wanting to set a new landmark for crime). And come on. "No mister Bond I expect you to die". Doesn't get any better than that does it.

    I'd argue that it's Largo who's the cartoon (he literally has an eyepatch and a shark pool, neither of which were in the book iirc). In fact he's sort of a transitional villain: not full on pantomine like Pleasance and Grey (he's much more subdued but this actually works against him imo because all you're left remembering is the gimmicks like the eyepatch and the sharks), but definitely not on the same tier as Grant and Goldfinger (who were actual believeable characters).

    The NSNA Largo is further removed from the source material but he's a lot better imo. Slimy, creepy, insecure but very nasty little nerd is a lot more interesting than generic evil SPECTRE agent.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    How does not having depth sight make you sinister?
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    How does not having depth sight make you sinister?

    He has to really get close to hurt you? >:)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I can accept a lot of the reasoning from people here of why they prefer TB to GF, but there's no way that Largo is a better villain than Goldfinger. Frobe is just brilliant. So brash, charismatic and rather than life yet still entirely believeable and menacing (love his speech about wanting to set a new landmark for crime). And come on. "No mister Bond I expect you to die". Doesn't get any better than that does it.

    I'd argue that it's Largo who's the cartoon (he literally has an eyepatch and a shark pool, neither of which were in the book iirc). In fact he's sort of a transitional villain: not full on pantomine like Pleasance and Grey (he's much more subdued but this actually works against him imo because all you're left remembering is the gimmicks like the eyepatch and the sharks), but definitely not on the same tier as Grant and Goldfinger (who were actual believeable characters).

    The NSNA Largo is further removed from the source material but he's a lot better imo. Slimy, creepy, insecure but very nasty little nerd is a lot more interesting than generic evil SPECTRE agent.

    Goldfinger is a fetishist who literally dresses in gold at all hours, has a plane with gold, has a house with gold, a car with gold. That's a cartoon. There's nothing wrong with that, as I like that aspect of his character and how he's built up, but let's not pretend he's a believable character on any level. The very clear motive, as with everything Hamilton oversaw, was to go with caricature and throw the kitchen sink along with everything else at it.

    As for Largo's eye patch, it's an injury or optical defect. That's not cartoonish, nor was it far removed from the day where patches were what people with issues of the eye would wear.

    You refer to NSNA Largo as slimy, creepy and insecure, and that's who this Largo is too. Except he's not an annoying nutter, which is a plus for me.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Both are pretty weak villains to me but I prefer Largo.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    I never found Auric menacing, even as a kid. He was always a big fat goof to me. I suppose it may be because he was first introduced to us in his shorts in Miami being humiliated by Bond.

    Largo on the other hand seemed far more dangerous in his intro in Paris, including his cool demeanour when Blofeld executed the Spectre operative at the table.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    bondjames wrote: »
    I never found Auric menacing, even as a kid. He was always a big fat goof to me. I suppose it may be because he was first introduced to us in his shorts in Miami being humiliated by Bond.

    Largo on the other hand seemed far more dangerous in his intro in Paris, including his cool demeanour when Blofeld executed the Spectre operative at the table.

    @bondjames, Largo definitely has more menace and authority in that way, yes. Of course, he and Auric were taken at different angles. Part of the underlying motive in the GF script appears to be making Auric feel like an overt loser. He can't win cards on his own without help. He can't get any women to sleep with him, so he has to pay them as eye-candy. He can't win golf, so he's got to cheat and pull bully tactics on the green, etc. All his major character moments are there to underscore just how inferior he is to Bond, who is sexy, lean, confident, able to get the ladies (including all the ones that work for him!), and back up all his bravado with real skill and panache.

    I would never call him menacing though, as the above qualities and traits of him purposefully seem to check that true villainy out. I like that the character of Goldfinger is built that way, however, in that like pyrite he masquerades as a golden boy, but everything about him is fake as can be at the core. The script forfeits him being a truly threatening person of any means by doing this, because he's just what you say: a ballooning goof who can't do anything right and the movie plays him up for comedic effect as he embarrasses himself at every turn. I think that's why Oddjob is there, in some effort to say, "That bloating mass can't do a thing to Bond, but maybe this guy here with the hat could."

    Largo is a definite threat who has the same personal clashes with Bond, but he's not played for laughs on the whole, not in a cartoonish fashion. There's also not a sense in TB that the film is constantly deconstructing him as a man and showing you how much of a doofus he is like GF does with Auric. But again, this observation isn't a mark on Goldfinger's character, as those characters are nice to have once in a while and one of the things I respect about GF is the way Auric is built up and then immediately destructed over the course of the film by Bond as he proves he's everything the big boy isn't.

    I was wrong to spark a comparison of them as villains in any way, shape, or form, as they're too different and represent two very different approaches to writing a Bond villain. Much like one couldn't judge a comedy against a drama, Goldfinger and Largo can't really be contrasted in an effective way.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, I completely agree with your assessment of Goldfinger. I too have always felt that this is why Oddjob is there. Without him, Goldfinger would be even less effective in the film. Like you though, I also feel that it's good to have these varieties in the characters of Bond villains. I was more using these differences to illustrate just another reason for why GF as a film doesn't do all that much for me these days.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    TB would have played a lot better had it followed FRWL. GF changed the game and TB is the stodgy film trying to keep up.

    But had the order been DN-FRWL-TB, there's no guarantee that Bond in the '60s would have exploded as it did.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
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    GBF wrote: »
    OK: Let's look what mi6community participants think according to last year's PTS elimination game:

    01. The Living Daylights
    02. Casino Royale
    03. Spectre
    04. The Spy Who Loved Me
    05. Goldfinger
    06. Skyfall
    07. GoldenEye
    08. Moonraker
    09. From Russia With Love
    10. Tomorrow Never Dies
    11. Octopussy
    12. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    13. Licence To Kill
    14. The Man With The Golden Gun
    15. You Only Live Twice
    16. Quantum Of Solace
    17. The World Is Not Enough
    18. Die Another Day
    19. A View To A Kill
    20. Thunderball
    21. For Your Eyes Only
    22. Diamonds Are Forever
    23. Live And Let Die

    One problem that I have with the TB pts is the inconsistant tone. In the one moment, Bond, identifies Bouvoir disguised as a widow which is rather a lighthearted scene, in the next moment, he is breaking Bouvoir's neck in a very brutal way. The scene is followed by the rather comedic jet pack scene (is there even a more obvious way to enter or leave the building?) and the extremely lighthearted water scene.

    Awesome

    Our asylums are full of people who think their Napoleon or God, or don't like Thunderball.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    Can one like both films...?

    Goldfinger's my favourite but I also like Thunderball quite a lot....
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    I like both films. I just like TB more. And my controversial statement: Goldfinger has one of the weakest villain's introductions of the series.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
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    I like GF's introduction as it similar to the novel.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I can enjoy both too, but I have to be honest about the lowered effect GF has had on me and how difficult it can be for me to rate it alongside the first four. Outside 60s Connery, however, it wouldn't stack up too bad. Sean's performance in the more predatory moments, Pussy's characterization and Goldfinger's character building save it from falling too far off. Bond has also never looked better, and I doubt that'll change. The gray three-piece suit already outdoes anything he's worn since, and that's partly down to the man in it. As a physical specimen, GF is Sean's peak look-wise and by far the most alluring Bond has been on screen. Watching him, there's no mystery why ladies keep falling into him.

    But it was fun for the most part to have an impromptu MI6 Community debate between GF and TB for the week, as they are the two films most credited with causing "Bondmania."
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    GF is at #15 on my film list and I can take it or leave it....I don't care much for the novel either.
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    barryt007 wrote: »
    The weakest of the first four films to me is GF by a margin.

    yeah I agree.

    GF is a fun bit of fluff for me. the others have more substance.
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    bondjames wrote: »
    However, I have to say that the film does absolutely nothing for me. Everything it did has been bettered (imho) in the series since. The same cannot be said of DN, FRWL or even TB, which are all quite special and unique viewing experiences for me, even now.

    But has everything it did been bettered by one film?

    The only films that for me come close to any measure of perfection are FRWL, OHMSS and CR in that they have a massive impact in all or nearly every area of production that could be classed as masterful, well-structured and paced, iconic, high-class and/or unforgettable. I would never class GF as anywhere near perfect, and that starts with the script and the characters, which the above exceed at to startling degrees.

    Agreed, great post.

    OHMSS, FRWL, CR.

    My top three in that order.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
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    I'd add DN & TB to that.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
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    My controversial opinion.....is it me or do Connery & Jill St John lack chemistry in DAF?
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    suavejmf wrote: »
    My controversial opinion.....is it me or do Connery & Jill St John lack chemistry in DAF?

    I dunno. Considering the two apparently had an affair on set, you'd think there would be more there. I've never been a massive Tiffany fan, as she's shoddily written and from her Amsterdam debut on the promise she represented is thrown away. She should've been a sleek and sexy cat burglar type gal, not an incessant loud-mouth and damsel. There's also not a lot of moments for her and Bond to really know each other, or for them to have anything beyond a roll in the sheets.

    I lament the short screen time of Plenty each time I watch DAF, as I got a lot more out of her character in that period and wanted more of her than I did Tiffany. That purple dress also helped.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
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    Didn't know that....you cant tell. I thought she was with Lazenby at the time!
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    suavejmf wrote: »
    Didn't know that....you cant tell. I thought she was with Lazenby at the time!

    Don't take it as fact, they're just show business rumblings. People also say Sean and Lana had an affair during DAF's shoot, but as with everything, who can tell.
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    Tiffany changed overnight from an in control diamond smuggler to a total airhead...such potential totally ruined.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
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    barryt007 wrote: »
    Tiffany changed overnight from an in control diamond smuggler to a total airhead...such potential totally ruined.

    Yeah bang on.
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    I find the Bond girls of DAF to be overall far weaker than any of the previous ones. They lack class. The only one that is sort of OK is Marie. The others are so vulgar.
  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
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    Plenty's décolletage always impresses me though.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Ludovico wrote: »
    I find the Bond girls of DAF to be overall far weaker than any of the previous ones. They lack class. The only one that is sort of OK is Marie. The others are so vulgar.

    Lack of class is a good way of saying it. Tiffany grates and though I like Plenty, she is essentially a gold digger, though she's somewhat nice about it.

    Bambi and Thumper are just there, but suitably animalistic for their names. I don't mind them, but every time Bond goes to Willard Whyte's home I think, "This would've been a good time for Bond to fight a room full of Blofeld's guards to get to Whytea, instead of a campy fight with two women."
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