What If James Bond delivered Sterling Archer's Lines?

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

For fans of Archer, the brilliant FX comedy series(and heavily Bond influenced), here is a chance to laugh your butt off.
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2012/03/what-if-james-bond-actually-delivered-sterling-archers-lines#page/1

Click through the twenty pictures filled with Archer dialogue, all spoken by Bond himself. ;)

MajorDSmythe

Some of those were pure Duchess, especially #5, #6, #7, #9, #10, #16 & #17.

Volante

Archer is one of the best TV shows on at the moment. Love it so much.

obin_gam

Archer should be watched by everyone!

jackdagger

Those were great. :)) I love Archer too! I say we make our own Bond-Archer-isms.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism1.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism2.jpg

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

jackdagger wrote:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism1.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism2.jpg

I love Eva but the second one is brilliant!!!

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

I just made this one:
http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h470/brady106/JAMESBOND_ARCHERLINE1.jpg
;)

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

Here's some more:
http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h470/brady106/JAMESBOND_ARCHERLINE2.jpg
http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h470/brady106/JAMESBOND_ARCHERLINE3.jpg
These are quite fun to make. :))

thelivingroyale

Archer is f*ckin hilarious. My 2nd favourite animated comedy.

jackdagger

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:

jackdagger wrote:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism1.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism2.jpg

I love Eva but the second one is brilliant!!!

Thanks! I love yours too. When I think of some more I'll post them. :)

jackdagger

More!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism3.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism4.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism5.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism6.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism7.jpg

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

jackdagger wrote:

More!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism3.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism4.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism5.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism6.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism7.jpg

Those are so good. I'll have to whip up a new batch too!

Creasy47

These are hilarious. Wow. I'm almost finished with the second season now.

X3MSonicX

i don't know Sterling Archer, but i found these lines so funny! :))
Mainly this
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism1.jpg
:))

Creasy47

X3MSonicX wrote:

i don't know Sterling Archer, but i found these lines so funny! :))
Mainly this
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism1.jpg
:))

I'm pretty sure that's a direct quote from Casino Royale.

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

X3MSonicX wrote:

i don't know Sterling Archer, but i found these lines so funny! :))
Mainly this
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism1.jpg
:))

You should watch. It's hilarious!

X3MSonicX

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:

X3MSonicX wrote:

i don't know Sterling Archer, but i found these lines so funny! :))
Mainly this
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism1.jpg
:))

You should watch. It's hilarious!

I'll Watch on Youtube when i get some free time :D

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

X3MSonicX wrote:

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:

X3MSonicX wrote:

i don't know Sterling Archer, but i found these lines so funny! :))
Mainly this
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/jackdagger/Entries/archerism1.jpg
:))

You should watch. It's hilarious!

I'll Watch on Youtube when i get some free time :D

Just search the best moments of archer, and see if you like it. :)

Creasy47

Here's a quick one I scrapped together. Never done this before, so don't be too harsh:

http://qkme.me/3pfrup

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

Creasy47 wrote:

Here's a quick one I scrapped together. Never done this before, so don't be too harsh:

http://qkme.me/3pfrup

Very good!

Creasy47

Here's another:

http://qkme.me/3pfrzq

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

I just made these two:


;)

thelivingroyale

I'm new to this so bear with me here.

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MajorDSmythe

Creasy47 wrote:

These are hilarious. Wow. I'm almost finished with the second season now.

Overall, I didn't find the second series all that good. With the exception of Swiss Miss ("welcome to the party, razor blade") & The Pipeline, it was unfunny due to the series arc of the cancer storyline (what were they thinking?). Series 3 has been much better.

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

MajorDSmythe wrote:

Creasy47 wrote:

These are hilarious. Wow. I'm almost finished with the second season now.

Overall, I didn't find the second series all that good. With the exception of Swiss Miss ("welcome to the party, razor blade") & The Pipeline, it was unfunny due to the series arc of the cancer storyline (what were they thinking?). Series 3 has been much better.

The cancer storyline was quite odd indeed, and felt more misplaced than it should have, put you have to admit that the episode where Archer gets back at the men for selling the faulty pills is without a doubt one of the funniest episodes yet!

Creasy47

@0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, that is great. They pretty much just mow everyone down through the entirety of that episode. Isn't that the one where Archer throws either a "smoke" or "flash" grenade, and it turns out to be a frag grenade that completely blows out his and Lana's ear drums? So funny.

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

Creasy47 wrote:

@0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, that is great. They pretty much just mow everyone down through the entirety of that episode. Isn't that the one where Archer throws either a "smoke" or "flash" grenade, and it turns out to be a frag grenade that completely blows out his and Lana's ear drums? So funny.

Yes, and playing Family Feud with the Irish, and the "did you see Regis this morning" Magnum tribute. Here's the best clips:

Creasy47

I almost picked up one of the seasons tonight on blu-ray, but the place I was looking at was heavily overpriced, and I surmised I'd have a better chance with getting it off Amazon or something. It was the same place that I saw a Spanish film I love (La Piel Que Habito - or "The Skin I Live In" - starring Antonio Banderas) for $45.99. Such a joke.

dragonsky

:D :D :D This thread is genius

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7

I've had Archer on the brain a lot lately, so alongside my current main art projects I took breaks to do fun little strips where I have Bond repeating lines from the Archer show that I thought were best applicable to a Bond or moment. Roger and Pierce really sell these lines well in comic form, and I've got a lot more to come that are already planned out.

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Torgeirtrap

0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »

I've had Archer on the brain a lot lately, so alongside my current main art projects I took breaks to do fun little strips where I have Bond repeating lines from the Archer show that I thought were best applicable to a Bond or moment. Roger and Pierce really sell these lines well in comic form, and I've got a lot more to come that are already planned out.

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Haha, this is really hilarious! Complete with an Archer styled font, too! Nice detail. :-)