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Perhaps 'Yo Momma'? But the laziness of the writing in the Mr Kil line takes some beating.
Aw, come on now! That's pure Roger 007! :-bd
Here's a cheese-filled line:
Holly: "Hang on James!"
Bond: "The thought had occured to me!"
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It's up there, but here's two more Brosnan Era classic quips.
"You always were a cunning linguist James".
"I though Christmas only comes once a year".
'I thought Christmas ony comes once a year' / TWINE
'Any Ice, if you can spare it' / DAD
'That is not the soap' / View to a Kill
'You should never go in there without a mongoose' / LALD
'Having problems keeping it up Q' / Octopussy
'I'm more of a problem eliminator' / LTK
'Bon apetit' / LTK
'How do you take it' / Goldeneye
'Worse than listening to Beatles without ear muffs' / Goldfinger
'Sit!' / Hiss Off / Octopussy
'What's for dinner, Whiskas?' / View to a Kill
'It certainly pays to advertise' / Octopussy
'You know what I can do with my little finger' / Royale
'Bang on time' / Moonraker
'I was just out walking my rat and seemed to have lost my way' / Diamonds
Bond: "Especially when you're bad."
:-&
Basically anything from DAD. X_X :-S :-&
"I thought Christmas comes only once a year."
"I am Mr. Kil." - "Well there's a name to die for."
"I am Zao.. and YOU are late."
"Ornithologist huh?....... wow.... now there's a mouthful."
"Time to face gravity!" (the line makes absolutely no sense - AT ALL)
"Fetch my shoes!"
I had a feeling this thread was going to be a set up for Brosnan era bashing. And I'm not sure what you don't understand about the "Time to face gravity" line; it made sense to me.
Anyway, I don't really have any quotes. The bad ones are the ones I look forward to in a Bond movie. Although, not to add fuel to the Brosnan era bashing fire, the line that Jinx says to Mr. Kil, "Yo mama, and she told me to tell you she's dissapointed in you." Very childish.
it wasn't my fault that some of the worst lines came from 2 of Brozzer's films... i wasn't trying to bash the guy himself - but some of the lines in his films are terrible, no getting around it.
not only is the quip "Time to face gravity." not even remotely funny, it doesn't make sense with what happens to Graves, because it has nothing to do with gravity - gravity didn't suck him into the turbine.
"I think I got the t****t of it"
"You always were a cunning linguist James".
I quite like that line :-S
Dr. Holly Goodhead: Take me 'round the world one more time
James Bond: If you're Q, does that make him R?
Q: She must take a lot of vitamins!
"I didn't know you were a music lover James...anytime you want to drop by and listen to my...Barry Manilow collection"
"If all that was left of you was your little finger..." :-&
"The names Barnd, James Barnd."
"[snip...]whose boyish charms [snip...]"
Anything from the mouth of JW Pepper
"Actually he found me quite titillating."
We're a long way from the sexist rant Bond gives on the pages of CR. Fleming would be spinning in his grave.
"Yo mama, and she told me to tell you she's dissapointed in you." / DAD
"Fetch my shoes." / DN
And especially "If all that was left of you was your little finger." / CR :-&
Are the only ones mentioned here I don´t like. I love most of the rest.
The "I´m so good" - especially when you´re bad" is amazing, just as "I though Christmas only comes one a year".
"we had some trouble at the airport"
"Can't imagine why"
I suppose it's nothing compared to some of the other bits of dialogue throughout Bond's history though.
it wasn't a quote - but i can do you one better than that awful gag.....
tarzan yell and vine swing... from the very same movie.
Same for me, a lot of things in CR I apologise for and explain that this isn´t a normal (or real) Bond movie, just so that people won´t dismiss Bond as bad.
I can understand how some viewers might find it uncomfortable today, but honestly, it's never bothered me. Maybe i'm just enjoying the film too much to be affected buy it.
What's wrong about any of these ? I rank all these lines (and J.W Peppah) amongst the crème de la crème of one liners !!
"She's sea-sick"
In fact any conversation with Bond and Jinx!