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  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    For some reason I've had a line of dialogue going through my head today, and I thought of this thread straight away.
    It's from TWINE when 'R' is showing Bond the BMW Z8.
    He says, '...all the usual refinements and six beverage cup holders.' Or words to that effect.
    As it's a two seater sports car, I was wondering why it would need six cup holders? Seems like a cheap gag or bad dialogue to me.
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
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    Yeah that was just a dumb joke. It's funny how John Cleese seemingly played two completely different characters in his two movies!
    He was cheap humor as R, but serious (and.... well, GOOD) as Q
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Maybe the Z8 is like Inspector Gadgets car, in that it can morph. At the touch of a button, the Z8 morphs into a Ford Galaxy. Hence the need for the 6 beverage cup holders. Q just forgot to tell Bond about that function.
  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
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    0013 wrote:
    "Filthy habit"
    I have to believe that was sarcasm...

    I would believe so too, seeing as Brosnan's Bond smoked too. It was just Cigars rather than Cigarettes.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    CraigMooreOHMSS wrote:
    0013 wrote:
    "Filthy habit"
    I have to believe that was sarcasm...

    I would believe so too, seeing as Brosnan's Bond smoked too. It was just Cigars rather than Cigarettes.
    And Bond himself knows his habits are bad, yet proceeds to drink and smoke willingly.

  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    CraigMooreOHMSS wrote:
    0013 wrote:
    "Filthy habit"
    I have to believe that was sarcasm...

    I would believe so too, seeing as Brosnan's Bond smoked too. It was just Cigars rather than Cigarettes.
    And Bond himself knows his habits are bad, yet proceeds to drink and smoke willingly.

    Exactly, such is the life of a secret agent.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    CraigMooreOHMSS wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    CraigMooreOHMSS wrote:
    0013 wrote:
    "Filthy habit"
    I have to believe that was sarcasm...

    I would believe so too, seeing as Brosnan's Bond smoked too. It was just Cigars rather than Cigarettes.
    And Bond himself knows his habits are bad, yet proceeds to drink and smoke willingly.

    Exactly, such is the life of a secret agent.

    Absolutely. You never know if this day is your last, so why not have a pack and a pint or two to let off?
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    'She's waiting for you'/ Brosnan, TWINE

    I rather like this one. Kind of brutal.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    echo wrote:
    'She's waiting for you'/ Brosnan, TWINE

    I rather like this one. Kind of brutal.

    This is worst quotes though... :-/
  • LeChiffreLeChiffre
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    all the racist stuff from JW for starters! Moore to the tiger in OP as someone said earlier!
    To be fair to Sir Roger he good deliver a decent one-liner. Thought I'd get that in to please DC007!
  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
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    echo wrote:
    'She's waiting for you'/ Brosnan, TWINE

    I rather like this one. Kind of brutal.

    I liked it too, don't understand why people have it here! Suppose that is the wonderful world of opinions :)
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    @LeChiffre I agree that Pepper's line are very bad.... but they are just flat-out hilarious ! and his totally camp line delivery is golden.... but they don't everyone, it seems ;)
  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
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    @DaltonCraig007, I'm not exactly a fan of JW Pepper, but I find myself laughing every single at the scene in TMWTGG where he approaches the policeman and flashes his badge, only to have the cuffs slapped on him!

    "You boys never seen an aeroplane before?"
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    haha @CraigMooreOHMSS that scene is hilarious ! yes JW is a very, very campy character..... I understand some people find him cringe-worthy.... but I find him just entertaining and hilarious !!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    echo wrote:
    'She's waiting for you'/ Brosnan, TWINE

    I rather like this one. Kind of brutal.

    This is worst quotes though... :-/

    Yes, I am replying to someone who said it was one of the worst.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    echo wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    echo wrote:
    'She's waiting for you'/ Brosnan, TWINE

    I rather like this one. Kind of brutal.

    This is worst quotes though... :-/

    Yes, I am replying to someone who said it was one of the worst.

    I saw that, my apologies @echo.
  • 007RogerMoore007RogerMoore
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    Apart from he ones I have mentioned earlier, I dislike one of Stacy's lines in AVTAK:

    "I'd sell everything and live in a tent before I give up".
  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
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    007RogerMoore wrote:
    Apart from he ones I have mentioned earlier, I dislike one of Stacy's lines in AVTAK:

    "I'd sell everything and live in a tent before I give up".

    I have to say, as bad as some of the lines were, a better actress could of made them passable. Roberts butchered almost everything. She couldn't even say "James!" without making me want to scream abuse at the screen.

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    CraigMooreOHMSS wrote:
    007RogerMoore wrote:
    Apart from he ones I have mentioned earlier, I dislike one of Stacy's lines in AVTAK:

    "I'd sell everything and live in a tent before I give up".

    I have to say, as bad as some of the lines were, a better actress could of made them passable. Roberts butchered almost everything. She couldn't even say "James!" without making me want to scream abuse at the screen.
    Out of all the Bond girls, whom many I adore and would risk my life for, I absolutely want to slap Stacey silly, and the same for Jinx. Every scene with her is horrid, and when she repeatedly screams "JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!" I change the channel. One of the worst Bond girls that there will ever come to be, and she isn't even a looker.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Out of all the Bond girls, whom many I adore and would risk my life for, I absolutely want to slap Stacey silly, and the same for Jinx. Every scene with her is horrid, and when she repeatedly screams "JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!" I change the channel. One of the worst Bond girls that there will ever come to be, and she isn't even a looker.

    After Reading that, here comes the question: What's your favorite Bond Girl?
  • 007RogerMoore007RogerMoore
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    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Out of all the Bond girls, whom many I adore and would risk my life for, I absolutely want to slap Stacey silly, and the same for Jinx. Every scene with her is horrid, and when she repeatedly screams "JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!" I change the channel. One of the worst Bond girls that there will ever come to be, and she isn't even a looker.

    After Reading that, here comes the question: What's your favorite Bond Girl?

    His favorite is Eva Green. He loves her immensely.

  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    CraigMooreOHMSS wrote:
    007RogerMoore wrote:
    Apart from he ones I have mentioned earlier, I dislike one of Stacy's lines in AVTAK:

    "I'd sell everything and live in a tent before I give up".

    I have to say, as bad as some of the lines were, a better actress could of made them passable. Roberts butchered almost everything. She couldn't even say "James!" without making me want to scream abuse at the screen.
    Out of all the Bond girls, whom many I adore and would risk my life for, I absolutely want to slap Stacey silly, and the same for Jinx. Every scene with her is horrid, and when she repeatedly screams "JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!" I change the channel. One of the worst Bond girls that there will ever come to be, and she isn't even a looker.

    Definitely. I agree. Moore had some great women but this one was a definite miss.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    edited May 2012 Posts: 2,635
    007RogerMoore wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Out of all the Bond girls, whom many I adore and would risk my life for, I absolutely want to slap Stacey silly, and the same for Jinx. Every scene with her is horrid, and when she repeatedly screams "JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!" I change the channel. One of the worst Bond girls that there will ever come to be, and she isn't even a looker.

    After Reading that, here comes the question: What's your favorite Bond Girl?

    His favorite is Eva Green. He loves her immensely.

    Not a bad Choice, at all. I like her too, although my favourite's Izabella Scorupco.


    And i hope i miss that "JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!" scene when i see that Stacey scene. What the hell, it's a Bond, not a porn movie. What were the directors thinking?
  • 007RogerMoore007RogerMoore
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    I like Tanya Roberts, her role was comical and enjoyable. All the screams seem to destroy her voice though. She sound like a screeching animal after a while.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    X3MSonicX wrote:
    007RogerMoore wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Out of all the Bond girls, whom many I adore and would risk my life for, I absolutely want to slap Stacey silly, and the same for Jinx. Every scene with her is horrid, and when she repeatedly screams "JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!" I change the channel. One of the worst Bond girls that there will ever come to be, and she isn't even a looker.

    After Reading that, here comes the question: What's your favorite Bond Girl?

    His favorite is Eva Green. He loves her immensely.

    Not a bad Choice, at all. I like her too, although my favourite's Izabella Scorupco.


    And i hope i miss that "JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES!" scene when i see that Stacey scene. What the hell, it's a Bond, not a porn movie. What were the directors thinking?

    Yes, thanks @007RogerMoore. @X3MSonicX, Vesper is my favorite, played by the angel that is Eva Green, and a truly sultry blast from the 40s and 50s, with the wonderful talent and classic appeal to match her mesmerizing looks and sexy voice. There will never be another Bond actress/girl to match what Eva has, and what she brought to the role of Vesper.

    And Izabella/Natalya is my #2!
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Yes, thanks @007RogerMoore. @X3MSonicX, Vesper is my favorite, played by the angel that is Eva Green, and a truly sultry blast from the 40s and 50s, with the wonderful talent and classic appeal to match her mesmerizing looks and sexy voice. There will never be another Bond actress/girl to match what Eva has, and what she brought to the role of Vesper.

    And Izabella/Natalya is my #2!

    Agreed. Eva is wonderfully beautiful.
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
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    "You're that English secret agent... from England!"

    -Jay Dubya Peppah in TMWTGG
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    edited May 2012 Posts: 2,635
    AgentJamesBond007 wrote:
    "You're that English secret agent... from England!"

    -Jay Dubya Peppah in TMWTGG

    Perfect moment for us to say: "Oh, Really? Thought he was from Egypt."

    rage.png
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    X3MSonicX wrote:
    AgentJamesBond007 wrote:
    "You're that English secret agent... from England!"

    -Jay Dubya Peppah in TMWTGG

    Perfect moment for us to say: "Oh, Really? Thought he was from Egypt."

    rage.png

    Definitely one of those "hey, thanks Captain Obvious" moments.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    AgentJamesBond007 wrote:
    "You're that English secret agent... from England!"

    -Jay Dubya Peppah in TMWTGG

    Perfect moment for us to say: "Oh, Really? Thought he was from Egypt."

    rage.png

    Definitely one of those "hey, thanks Captain Obvious" moments.

    hahaha. :))
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