20 Bond bloopers

edited March 2011 in Bond Movies Posts: 2,491
i just saw this video and i wanted to share it.maybe you watched it but this is interesting.

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  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    I've seen that before. Some very good ones listed in there.

    Oh @dragonsky, the embedding of the video has been disabled, so you have to double click the video to watch it in YouTube itself. I wonder why this is?
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    no idea why maybe those copyrights or so
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    ..... see it ?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @Coldfinger, saw that in a Cracked article about a month or so ago. The three that come to mind that I always point out are:

    1.) Craig's initial password entry at the casino in CR isn't 'V-E-S-P-E-R.'
    2.) When Carlos opens the airport door in CR, it's completely black from where he is entering, and we don't see the airport at all.
    3.) Bond jumping off the ship in DAD: you can see him bounce up from the mat he lands on.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I have always scratched my head when Bond types in V-E-S-P-E-R to the computer. How hard is it to type in 837737?

    And the invisible garbage that man is cleaning up in QoS really is something.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    That's what always gets me. The only reason I could think that they would change up the numbers is so audiences didn't notice and realize it before the "reveal," but it's not even a massive reveal. Why make a blooper out of it?
  • edited December 2013 Posts: 3,236
    Creasy47 wrote:
    That's what always gets me. The only reason I could think that they would change up the numbers is so audiences didn't notice and realize it before the "reveal," but it's not even a massive reveal. Why make a blooper out of it?

    Probably just an oversight, like other continuity mistakes. It didn't occur to them because they were handling everything else going on with the movie.
    I have always scratched my head when Bond types in V-E-S-P-E-R to the computer. How hard is it to type in 837737?

    And the invisible garbage that man is cleaning up in QoS really is something.

    That's the one that gets me. Is it that hard for him to sweep like a normal human being?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @Soundofthesinners, when I read about it in the Cracked article, I think I saw someone state that he was doing it to minimize background noise, only he did a terrible job and made it incredibly obvious that he wasn't sweeping at all.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    Creasy47 wrote:
    That's what always gets me. The only reason I could think that they would change up the numbers is so audiences didn't notice and realize it before the "reveal," but it's not even a massive reveal. Why make a blooper out of it?

    Scenes like this and the "three ticks more" moment during the climax of Goldfinger really make me doubt Bond's comprehension of basic mathematical principles.

    What's Bond 24 going to be about, his return to school?

    Daniel Craig is Ian Fleming's James Bond 007 in...

    SCHOOL'S
    ----OUT

    7

    The PTS kicks off as Bond races against the clock in his Aston, kicking up a mess of grass and pebble as he makes his way across the English countryside. His mission, express from Mallory is to return to secondary school to acquire the diploma that so alluded him in his youth so that he can pass the MI6 tests to be reinstated into the 00 program. Once the PTS concludes, we are treated with a rendition of "Another Brick in the Wall" by Beyonce, featuring gyrating pencils, golden stars and chalkboard erasers in a child-like opening title design by the creators of the Blue's Clues cartoon. Sorry about that, Kleinman; Sony's budget cuts and all that.

    Bond arrives at the doors of his old boys' school, clinging to Kincade out of nervousness at what lay ahead. The groundskeeper gives him a fatherly talk about the necessity to educate himself and become an integral part of society, handing Bond his lunch in a brown paper bag while gently guiding him into his classroom. While working feverishly to get his diploma, Bond uncovers a shocking secret organization at work in the school, all lead by its mathematics professor, James Moriarty. 007 once again fights for relevancy in the new landscape he has found himself in, a man now in his mid forties amongst a sea of fifteen year olds with their cellular devices and music players.

    The film will take Bond everywhere from the chaotic gymnasium where he tries to avoid being picked last for a game of football to the crowded cafeteria where he rallies against the senior level bullies who have been taking the other children's lunch money for too long. Along the way Bond slowly uncovers and sabotages Moriarty and his organization, who have been plotting to frame the school principal and his main staff in an effort to take his place at the top of the heap. 007 rallies support from loyal teenagers who help him counter Moriarty and his agents in order to restore balance to the education system of the school and bring justice to the seeds of corruption that have been planted there.

    That's right folks, it's gonna be a helluva ride. Pencils will be sharpened, papers will be graded, and there will be pop quizzes aplenty. As Bond gradually gets more and more of Moriarty's organization fired, he gains the trust of the principal who sticks by him in his fight against the corrupt mathematician. Moriarty quickly learns that if he wants to dethrone the principal, he must do it all by himself. In the climax he frames Bond, making it look as if he cheated on his exam, sending 007 to the seemingly inescapable hell that is after-school detention. Moriarty utilizes this chance to frame the principal once and for all, and Bond must think fast on his feet to escape the heavily surveyed detention room, stop the Napoleon of Crime and save the principal's reputation before it's too late. These suspenseful events will lead up to a "balls to the walls" final face-off between 007 and Moriarty in the school ball court, during which the line "class is cancelled" will indubitably be spoken by Bond in the event of the evil mathematician's demise.

    Coming to theaters late November 2015, with "School's Out," director Sam Mendes promises a Bond flick that "plays like an after-school special" but sets itself apart from the pack through "heart, charm and extensive amounts of special effects." "It is my hope," Mendes continues, "that the world will appreciate this film for what it is. Just as Bond is being re-taught the mathematical principles at the core of Great Britain's economy, an economy that is struggling to survive in a world where the world's biggest international powers find themselves crippled under increasing national debts, it is my belief that viewers can come out of this film learning lessons of their own, like the value of knowledge, the strength in numbers against one clear foe, and most importantly, the importance of accomplishing all the goals we set forth for ourselves." A film set to make a gazillion dollars at the box office once it hits theaters in November 2015, "School's Out" marks James Bond's return to the big screen, and one that will no doubt receive an A+ upon its release.
  • Just watched TND. Please pause it at certain moments during motorbike chase to see wai lin's very long fake left arm. It looks absolutely ridiculous. Afterwards we get a good look at dummies when the helicopter crashes.

    In retrospect, and nothing to do with the above, I think TND is the worst of Brosnan's tenure. It's just a really bad film.
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    they're missing my favourite, from OHMSS : at the end of th movie, Bond forgets he's in Portugal, and drives on the left side of the road. Granted, he had other things on his mind, but still...
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
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    I've said this before in another thread, but there's a funny one in the AVTAK PTS. When Bond pulls the guy off the snowmobile, he cries out "Roger Moore help!" in Russian. You can definitely hear him saying "Roger Moore" at the very least.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    I'm surprised we don't see a blooper from Dr No. Bond goes to punch Mr Jones with his right, quick cut and he smacks him one with his left.
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    I've said this before in another thread, but there's a funny one in the AVTAK PTS. When Bond pulls the guy off the snowmobile, he cries out "Roger Moore help!" in Russian. You can definitely hear him saying "Roger Moore" at the very least.

    Aha, that's hilarious, how have I never noticed that!
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    I've said this before in another thread, but there's a funny one in the AVTAK PTS. When Bond pulls the guy off the snowmobile, he cries out "Roger Moore help!" in Russian. You can definitely hear him saying "Roger Moore" at the very least.

    No he doesn't. He shouts "Bozhe Moi !", which in Russian, means "My God !". I have already said that in the Urban Legends thread.
  • edited February 2016 Posts: 7,653
    Gerard wrote: »
    I've said this before in another thread, but there's a funny one in the AVTAK PTS. When Bond pulls the guy off the snowmobile, he cries out "Roger Moore help!" in Russian. You can definitely hear him saying "Roger Moore" at the very least.

    No he doesn't. He shouts "Bozhe Moi !", which in Russian, means "My God !". I have already said that in the Urban Legends thread.

    So what is the difference between God and Sir Roger Moore, he has been a Saint for quite a while.
    O:-)
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    Hey someone bumped one of my threads from 2011 :O :O :O

    Time sure flies..
  • w2bondw2bond is indeed a very rare breed
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    Hey cool, that's my video!!!

    Looks really crappy now, I would take it down but it's gotten the most views of all my vids. I'd suggest you check the more recent tribute videos thought I've been slack in uploading
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
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    Gerard wrote: »
    I've said this before in another thread, but there's a funny one in the AVTAK PTS. When Bond pulls the guy off the snowmobile, he cries out "Roger Moore help!" in Russian. You can definitely hear him saying "Roger Moore" at the very least.

    No he doesn't. He shouts "Bozhe Moi !", which in Russian, means "My God !". I have already said that in the Urban Legends thread.

    Didn't see your post, but that's disappointing. There's no difference between Moore and God, though :P
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