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HaphazardStuff CR review series. *Daniel Craig intro online*

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  • Artemis81Artemis81 In Christmas Land
    Posts: 543
    I enjoy watching both HH and Calvindyson Bond reviews. They are both entertaining in their own way. I like HH review/documentary approach while I like the silliness that Calvin adds to his.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Artemis81 wrote:
    I enjoy watching both HH and Calvindyson Bond reviews. They are both entertaining in their own way. I like HH review/documentary approach while I like the silliness that Calvin adds to his.

    When the hell is Calvin doing CR and QoS reviews??
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Artemis81 wrote:
    I enjoy watching both HH and Calvindyson Bond reviews. They are both entertaining in their own way. I like HH review/documentary approach while I like the silliness that Calvin adds to his.

    When the hell is Calvin doing CR and QoS reviews??

    Yeah thats a very good question. Has he died or something?

  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited August 2012 Posts: 11,189
    Im friends with him on Facebook but haven't spoken to him for a while. I think he's just busy with other things...like life ;)

    Surprised no one picked up on HH's rookie error of saying TB was made in 1966 (tut tut). I called him up on that on YouTube :D

    Though it's not as bad as Calvins epic fail with the words: "Halle Berry's a good actress...and she's alright here" (his DAD review).

    Here is Calvin's hilarious CR review:
  • Artemis81Artemis81 In Christmas Land
    Posts: 543
    ^^ Saw that, pretty funny. I remember him saying somewhere that he already had recorded the CR review back in January of 2011 and he hadn't gotten around to putting everything together.
  • The007SwedeThe007Swede
    Posts: 127
    Craig intro video just went online. Hopefully we'll have CR review soon!

  • Artemis81Artemis81 In Christmas Land
    edited October 2012 Posts: 543
    Forgot about this thread, had posted this clip on the YouTube thread.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    That video was quite nice! Thanks @The007Swede.
  • DouglasQuaidDouglasQuaid
    edited October 2012 Posts: 115
    Absolutely loved it, especially Dalton's celebration on them going to make the film series grittier again.
  • actonsteveactonsteve
    Posts: 1,492
    That was hilarious. I was clutching my sides with mirth.

    Brozz screaming at the screen "YOU CHEEKY BUGGER" cracked me up as did Tim dancing in front of the Brozz. I couldn't make out what Connery was saying and Rog offering words of encouragement was sweet.

    Haphazard captured the characters of each Bond actor and exaggerated them for comedy. The result has still got me chuckling.
  • The007SwedeThe007Swede
    Posts: 127
    Agree with all of you, the video was a blast. Nice editing skills as well, the montage format worked perfect.
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,341
    Wow... What a great start into Sunday! Haphazard, if you read this, you are a genius! I was laughing so hard at The Brozzer (I quite like that affectionate expression), I never expected you to cut together this little gem. Now I am even more excited about your CR review.
  • RisicoRisico
    Posts: 97
    I find Calvin Dyson's reviews very entertaining... but I find myself agreeing with HaphazardStuff way more often.
  • GetafixGetafix
    Posts: 11,425
    classic HH. very amusing. he's usually spot on.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited October 2012 Posts: 4,521
    Nice that he make this extra video to start with. I like the serius undertone ''where we heard this before'' he tryde to say with that
    TLD
    joke.

    My Weekly Bond also make a new video this week about the 50 years boxset with a very funny ending.

  • RisicoRisico
    Posts: 97
    DouglasQuaid wrote:
    Absolutely loved it, especially Dalton's celebration on them going to make the film series grittier again.

    True dat!
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    actonsteve wrote:
    That was hilarious. I was clutching my sides with mirth.

    Brozz screaming at the screen "YOU CHEEKY BUGGER" cracked me up as did Tim dancing in front of the Brozz.

    I can't seem to load that video at the moment. Is it from The Ghost? If I remember he says something a bit stronger than bugger :p
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    Posts: 12,837
    TheWizardOfIce wrote:
    Just dont get the love for HH on here. I find his reviews like the aural equivalent of beige. I honestly believe he should be banned from entering hospitals in case a coma victim overhears his drone and slips away.

    Its not even like his reviews are even particularly illuminating either.

    Go to Calvindyson for something with a bit of life and entertainment - alien concepts to HH whose efforts are about as engaging as a man reading the Dusseldorf phone book aloud for hour after hour.

    To be honest I don't get the fuss over him either. I watched a bit of his TLD review but I just didn't think he was entertaining, nearly put me to sleep.
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    He talks about Brozza being "stiff" in GE. He was more stiff in his early reviews :p
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    Man, this had me laughing SO hard! Incredibly funny :)
    Can't wait for the CR review.
    Also, apart from the humorous beginning, the ending Craig montage was incredibly well-edited!
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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  • ThepastykidThepastykid
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    http://haphazardstuff.com/CasinoRoyale2006.html Full review now up.
  • Artemis81Artemis81 In Christmas Land
    Posts: 543
    ^ Already it saw it. I like the "Getting a job" clip that he used in part one. It kinda makes sense to why the reboot happened. Good work as always from HH.
  • DouglasQuaidDouglasQuaid
    Posts: 115
    Watching the remainder of the CR review and am loving every second of it like all the others he's done. Cheers, HH.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited June 2014 Posts: 4,521
    On 19 December this year, it is 15 years a go Desmond died. Possible this be motivation for HaphazardStuff to make new video: Q MacGyver style..



  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The007Swede wrote:
    HaphazardStuff.com is my favorite source for Bond reviews and a few hours ago he announced that he is working on the next installment in his series. This time he is reviewing Casino Royale x3, 1954, 1967, 2006. This is great news and I hope it will be just as good as the Brosnan era. No release date for Casino Royale x3 reviews.

    Here is the video that he posted on YouTube a few hours ago:

    That made me laugh.
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    Posts: 2,107
    I know, he's great, but I've been waiting his review for QoS for almost two years now...
    He, along with nostalgia critic and the british person, are my favorite sources for movie reviews. Oh, and the angry video game nerd also does movie reviews I enjoy.
  • actonsteveactonsteve
    Posts: 1,492
    That one about Brozz losing his job actually gets the reason why he lost his job.

    Whatever the reason, I believe it is about money
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    New blog from HaphazardStuff celebrating Goldfinger's 50th anniversary... AND Licence To Kill's 25th!

    http://haphazard-stuff.blogspot.se/2014/09/james-bond-anniversary-goldfinger-licence.html
  • OHMSS69OHMSS69
    Posts: 2,341
    Always enjoy reading and watching Hap's reviews of the Bond films. I just wish he would hurry up and do QoS (long overdue!) and now SF. Come on Hap!

    Like Hap, I loved LTK and consider it in the top 3-4 Bond films. Maybe in a few more years the fans and public may start to warm up to it. Its been 25 years and remember it took about 30 years before OHMSS started to get the props it deserved.
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