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Since the series 'rebooted' what do you think happened to THAT Bond after Die Another Day (or EON)?

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  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    I'd say he used his wealth and became a very successful New York businessman like Bruce Wayne, and he did change his name to "Thomas Crown". ;)
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    He went to live in Malibu, appeared in a couple of good movies and a couple of bad ones, whilst having a go at the other fella's recent film.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He is spotting birds in the West Indies with Triple X.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    josiah wrote: »
    He became a minotaur
    minatour.jpg

    If they'd let Tamahori do a second one, it would have probably happened.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Last_Rat_Standing wrote: »
    He lives in the Bahamas with Salma Hayek
    I could live with that.
    :))
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    I find it interesting that he might have done side jobs when he was not on duty and worked as a burglar or a professional thief. I mean, Sean Connery did The Anderson Tapes (and was even offered the role of the original Thomas Crown), Brosnan played a thief in Remington Steele, then The Thomas Crown Affair (the remake), then After The Sunset... Perhaps that Bond indeed retired in The Bahamas (also Connery's favourite place, I believe) with a woman who does look like Salma Hayek.

    What could possibly go wrong with that? :))
  • TellyBlofeldTellyBlofeld
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    The series really descended under Brosnan, in my opinion. Not really because he was bad, I just think the choices of directors after martin Campbell were really poor, resulting in pretty underwhelming stories. Then the Bourne films came out and the series knew it had to shift in tone to a more gritty, realistic Bond, and Casino Royale was then born.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    He took up interpretive dance.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    josiah wrote: »
    He became a minotaur
    minatour.jpg

    Q: Now listen here 007, this new device will allow you to transform into a half man, half horse hybrid known as a minotaur by simply pressing this button. This will enable you to outrun your adversaries more effectively. Press the button once more to return to your normal state. It also doubles as a pen.

    Bond: First of all, what you're describing is a centaur, not a minotaur. A minotaur is a creature with a man's body and a bull's head from the writings of the Roman poet Ovid. Secondly, there is no way in hell in using that!

    Q: Did I mention that one permanent side-effect of the transformation is retaining a horse sized penis?

    Bond (after a brief pause): Give me that.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Well, if that was his last "adventure", he may well be asking why the hell he couldn't have finished after Goldeneye and stayed with Natalya....
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    edited February 2016 Posts: 15,423
    Shark_0f_Largo wrote: »
    Well, if that was his last "adventure", he may well be asking why the hell he couldn't have finished after Goldeneye and stayed with Natalya....
    Fun fact. In the original script for Tomorrow Never Dies, Natalya is mentioned by Wade who thought Bond would be in deep relationship with her. She married a hockey player of sorts if I recall correctly.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Shark_0f_Largo wrote: »
    Well, if that was his last "adventure", he may well be asking why the hell he couldn't have finished after Goldeneye and stayed with Natalya....
    Fun fact. In the original script for Tomorrow Never Dies, Natalya is mentioned by Wade who thought Bond would be in deep relationship with her. She married a hockey player of sorts if I recall correctly.

    Now that, I didn't know. Thanks for the info.

  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Shark_0f_Largo wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Shark_0f_Largo wrote: »
    Well, if that was his last "adventure", he may well be asking why the hell he couldn't have finished after Goldeneye and stayed with Natalya....
    Fun fact. In the original script for Tomorrow Never Dies, Natalya is mentioned by Wade who thought Bond would be in deep relationship with her. She married a hockey player of sorts if I recall correctly.

    Now that, I didn't know. Thanks for the info.
    My pleasure. :)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He lives in the country, running a chicken farm.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Well, yes, he did say something about loving a drive in the country.
  • GettlerGettler USA
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    He really went on to become Raoul Silva. After the cyanide burnt him, his face changed with plastic surgery.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    BMW_with_missiles wrote: »
    josiah wrote: »
    He became a minotaur
    minatour.jpg

    Q: Now listen here 007, this new device will allow you to transform into a half man, half horse hybrid known as a minotaur by simply pressing this button. This will enable you to outrun your adversaries more effectively. Press the button once more to return to your normal state. It also doubles as a pen.

    Bond: First of all, what you're describing is a centaur, not a minotaur. A minotaur is a creature with a man's body and a bull's head from the writings of the Roman poet Ovid. Secondly, there is no way in hell in using that!

    Q: Did I mention that one permanent side-effect of the transformation is retaining a horse sized penis?

    Bond (after a brief pause): Give me that.

    This has Tamahori written all over. "After the invisible car, we decided to push the envelope a little further".
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    He lives in the country, running a chicken farm.
    This. It's in the books.
  • SzonanaSzonana Mexico
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    Id like to think this reboot is more like a prequel to Dr No- DAD.

    What happened to that very expirienced Bond, he just took a long holiday with Jinx and that more confident Bond will comeback in Bond 25
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    THAT Bond actually returned in a shocking plot twist in the first seconds of SPECTRE :)
    Thankfully.
  • SzonanaSzonana Mexico
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    BondJasonBond006 wrote: »
    THAT Bond actually returned in a shocking plot twist in the first seconds of SPECTRE :)
    Thankfully.

    id say he is returning but not completely yet. He still some issues to resolve

  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    He lives in the country, running a chicken farm.

    Channeling the novel YOLT. Perhaps aided by Mary Goodnight? Wonder if Tanner ever visited him?
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Szonana wrote: »
    BondJasonBond006 wrote: »
    THAT Bond actually returned in a shocking plot twist in the first seconds of SPECTRE :)
    Thankfully.

    id say he is returning but not completely yet. He still some issues to resolve
    Mummy daddy issues? Lol! :))
  • Mendes4LyfeMendes4Lyfe The long road ahead
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    All I know is, If I could spend the night with 2002 Hallie Berry, I would die happy. I would keep the orange bikini for a souvenir. :>
  • SzonanaSzonana Mexico
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    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Szonana wrote: »
    BondJasonBond006 wrote: »
    THAT Bond actually returned in a shocking plot twist in the first seconds of SPECTRE :)
    Thankfully.

    id say he is returning but not completely yet. He still some issues to resolve
    Mummy daddy issues? Lol! :))

    Lol yes. and indecisive issues. Spectre is the sceond time where Craig Bond decides to retire to latter change his mind

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