How cool would it be if..

edited January 2013 in Bond Movies Posts: 5,745
This thread is for specific, detailed scenes you'd like to see in a Bond film down the line.

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  • Posts: 774
    I don't know about specific scenes I dream of down the line, but I genuinely do have Bond dreams. I regularly recreate the TSWLM ski jump, where I'm Bond and see everything from his point of view.

    I suppose with regards to Skyfall I dream of Bond seducing Severine (in this scenario she would be Silva's accomplice/girlfriend); and in the words of Fiona Volpe 'she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue.' Ideally that scene would take place in a casino/hotel; much like Tracy and Bond in OHMSS, or like Bond dancing with Domino in TB.
  • Posts: 5,745
    ^Mmmm you dream good dreams. Haha

    I meant dream both figuratively and literally.

    I also meant simply scenes you'l like to see. Dialogue you think would be bad-ass, or just basically anything cool you want to see in a Bond film.
  • Posts: 135
    A funny movie might be-
    Movie starts with Bond laying down on a beach with a couple of hot chicks. Perhaps he's had a loonnnng night last night. :P he looks really bored. He's not even touching the chicks. No kissing, no cuddling nothing.
    He gets so bored and pissed that he calls M and says,''Hey you better give me a mission, I'm getting really bored now!''
    M,''You stupid assh*le, you rid the world of all the terrorists and bad guys.. Look around, there are only good guys!!! You cost me my job! The Queen says I don't want you anymore! I'm jobless because of you Bond! Stick your head under the sand of the beach you're laying and probably kill yourself! There's nothing for you to do now. I hate you!''

    Bond,''well,... If the Queen misses the bad guys so much.... Send her a message... How is she going to save herself...
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    From ME....''


    *Bond turns into a bad guy*


    M,''Bond!!? Bond? No!! We don't have ayone to stop you!!''


    Now note the date when this is happening- 12/12/2012- end of world as you know it.
    M,''Dammit those Mayans were right!''
  • I would like to see the producers use the opening scene in the TMWTGG novel as a PTS.It is were a brainwashed/amnesiac Bond tries to kill M.It could also be the premise of the film where Bond would have to investigate.They could change it somewhat from the novel and have 005/6 be the assassin ala Manchurian Candidate.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
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    I would like to see the producers use the opening scene in the TMWTGG novel as a PTS.It is were a brainwashed/amnesiac Bond tries to kill M.It could also be the premise of the film where Bond would have to investigate.

    That would be cracking for Craig to tackle. Expecially because the previous film would see him end up with amnesia or captured and brainwashed deep inside China or N Korea or somewhere. Or even by Quantum and then sent back as a weapon against MI6.

    If anyone at EON is reading - Bond 24 and 25 perhaps? And its one of the few big Fleming set pieces that hasnt made the transition to screen in any form. Would need good writing (ie not P&W) to pull it off convincingly but I believe Daniel could sell it. Would also like a nice 10 minutes of screen time with Sir James Molony and Bond being rehabilitated.

    As regards Bond dreams, I had a rather dodgy dream the other night.
    I dreamt someone was selling bent SF DVDs in the pub. Dont know why because I never do in real life but I bought it. First thing that struck me was that it was now called Skyfall: The Island of Terror and the font was like for an Indy poster. And in the dream I somehow knew that this was the official EON poster art and not some dodgy pirate cover that had been knocked up.

    Anyway I only saw the PTS before I woke up in a cold sweat. For what its worth it comprised of this:
    Bond was played by a greying Brozza and is standing in Ms office being briefed. I cant really recall any of the dialogue but Moneypenny walks in (played by Kate Winslet?!?) and walks past Bond who does a double take. We see her from Bonds point of view and gradually her clothes disappear and she is standing there nude. So far so good!!

    Then M says 'We have now perfected the adaptive camouflage system for humans to wear.' Then M turns round and her tits become visible!!!

    At this point thankfully I woke up. Not sure if it was the shoddy poster art, the fact Brozza was back, the idea that the popular adaptive camouflage from DAD had been revived or the terror at seeing Judi's norks but I was certainly glad be out of that nightmare.

    What Freud would make of it Christ alone knows. Presumably that I'm some sort of pervert with a possible granmother fetish? I think I need therapy.

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  • edited April 2012 Posts: 12,837
    A stand of with Dalton and Blofeld on top of a Tokyo skyscraper at night. Lets say Blofeld tricked Bond there to finally finish him of, but Bond killed all his henchmen and chased him to the roof. There's sort of a stand of, the scene ends with Dalton putting a bullet between Blofelds eyes, and he has a Hans Gruber like death falling to the ground below. Better than dropping Blofeld down a chinmey.
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    lol I had the most unusual dream once-- that wouldn't be that out of place in an actual Bond movie! I can't remember all the details, but Bond (it was Roger) was dressed in an enemy uniform and was chasing someone on the streets on foot. He had to hijack a vehicle, and the first guy he could get to stop was dry cleaning delivery truck (there's a point to this later)
    So there's a big car chase, Bond runs the guy off the road and then crashes himself. Tons of bystanders crowd to see the wreck, and Bond emerges unnoticed into the crowd and slips away, now clad in a neatly pressed tuxedo!

    Like I said-- it wouldn't be such a stretch to see that sort of scene in a Bond movie!
  • Posts: 5,745
    lol I had the most unusual dream once-- that wouldn't be that out of place in an actual Bond movie! I can't remember all the details, but Bond (it was Roger) was dressed in an enemy uniform and was chasing someone on the streets on foot. He had to hijack a vehicle, and the first guy he could get to stop was dry cleaning delivery truck (there's a point to this later)
    So there's a big car chase, Bond runs the guy off the road and then crashes himself. Tons of bystanders crowd to see the wreck, and Bond emerges unnoticed into the crowd and slips away, now clad in a neatly pressed tuxedo!

    Like I said-- it wouldn't be such a stretch to see that sort of scene in a Bond movie!

    Haha that's brilliant! I'd love to see that.

    You know they say what you see in your dreams is based on something you've seen in your past. Seen any laundry truck crashes lately?
  • Posts: 135
    lol I had the most unusual dream once-- that wouldn't be that out of place in an actual Bond movie! I can't remember all the details, but Bond (it was Roger) was dressed in an enemy uniform and was chasing someone on the streets on foot. He had to hijack a vehicle, and the first guy he could get to stop was dry cleaning delivery truck (there's a point to this later)
    So there's a big car chase, Bond runs the guy off the road and then crashes himself. Tons of bystanders crowd to see the wreck, and Bond emerges unnoticed into the crowd and slips away, now clad in a neatly pressed tuxedo!

    Like I said-- it wouldn't be such a stretch to see that sort of scene in a Bond movie!

    I'd love to see that! But it probably will only suit Moore OR Connery. Sad it didn't happen already.

  • Posts: 5,745
    I want to see Bond have dinner with his villain again ala Dr. No, etc.

    Perhaps they follow one of the stories from YOLT with Blofeld and his suicide fortress.

    Except, its NOT Blofeld, but wrather a suspicious recluse that lives on his own island. The story is that people go to the Island to end their life. It's high cliffs, deep waters, and dangerous forests are ripe for suicide.

    Yet, it turns out the villain invites people to the island, and kills them as sport/for business. An MI6 agent goes missing after leaving for the Island, and Bond goes to investigate, but first respectfully meets with this recluse.

    They have a dinner scene where the villain explains to Bond how being a recluse would prevent him from supporting these people coming to his island. He'll go into detail on how it angers him that he has to deal with the problem of people dying on his island. He goes on about how he's hired teams to stop people from getting on the island, posted fences and cameras, and does so much to stop it from happening.

    Bond kindly plays guest through the dinner, and is given permission to stay on the island to investigate his friends death for as long as he needs, but the recluse has sinister intentions.
  • edited April 2012 Posts: 152
    Most of my Bond dreams are about TMWTGG, which I find weird because I don't even like that movie. For some strange reason I dream about Scaramanga's island a lot.
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    Most of my Bond dreams are about TMWTGG, which I find weird because I don't even like that movie. For some strange reason I dream about Scaramanga's island a lot.

    I agree, there is something dreamy and surreal about TMWTGG. I can never put my finger on it...on one hand TMTWGG feels very low key and subdued compared to other Bond films, almost more an episodic tv show than a full movie, but yet there is a lot of colour and bizarre stuff going on. It reminds of Paul McCartney's 'Ram' album, which at it's core is a bad album (at least compared to his past Beatles work), but yet there is a very surreal, playful dreamlike quality to it.

    *waits for DaltonCraig007's response: "Nonsense! TMWTGG is the best Bond film of the series!"*

    I love it too my friend don't worry... ;-)
  • Posts: 5,634
    I did actually dream about a Bond release once, I dread to think what I ate for supper that night but sure it was Craig and Casino Royale, or I had seen the latest Skyfall release ahead of time, I can't remember much about it apart from that

    Ideally I should be dreaming about about Volpe or Seymour or Andress or something, but I don't think that's really appropriate for who I share my bed with, there could be hell to pay if she ever found out. For fantasy purposes and no harm done, I think maybe a dream with Bond at a Playboy mansion and having a battle in a swimming pool with a bevy of centerfold models looking on or something, I don't really know. Or Bond breaks into the Queens' bedroom at Buckingham Palace and interrogates her, or goes back in time and has dinner at the White House with past guys like Nixon, Truman, Eisenhower etc, and said centerfold models turn up and put on some entertainment. The possibilities are indeed endless
  • Posts: 172
    One time, when sleaping (!?), I dreamt entire Casino Royale. But it included John Cleese's Q and Bond's Moneypenny. When woke up, I understood that was a dream, not uncut version :D

    Moneypenny's scene was between Madagascar and M's nostalgic shouts.
    Q's scene was before Nassau. He showed the car and said "for young agent – simple equipment".
  • Posts: 5,745
    How cool would it be if..
    A PTS opens with Bond sniffing out a British traitor in England at a fox hunting event. He gets the information he needs, and has to escape the grounds. He grabs a horse and is chased by the fox hunters through the woods. This lasts a few minutes, and then the hounds lose Bond's scent. Suddenly, a roar is heard. The hunters emerge from the woods to see Bond's Aston, screeching off down the street.

    Dunno, it'd be cool to see Bond on a horse, in a sort of classy, old-themed scene in my opinion.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    Anything that's 60's inspired or from an earlier time would get a big thumbs up from many I'd assume, including me. I'd like to see that.
  • Posts: 5,745
    Samuel001 wrote:
    Anything that's 60's inspired or from an earlier time would get a big thumbs up from many I'd assume, including me. I'd like to see that.

    Yea. Connery's PTS's always had a certain grounded feel to them for me. They were simple, but so effective. I don't mind the huge action stunt pieces, but they're not necessarily necessary.


    And someone could of told me there was a mistake in the title * embarrassed*
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    With Bond now 'back' as it were, maybe something like this will happen next time? There should be no need to reintroduce Bond again with some big action.
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