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Rank the Henchmen

00Beast00Beast
edited June 2012 in Bond Movies Posts: 4,762
Exactly the same as my main villain thread, just with the henchmen instead.
This one is a lot bigger! Are you up to the challenge?

The list of henchmen:
-Professor Dent
-Donald "Red" Grant
-Oddjob
-Vargas
-Mr. Osato
-Grunther
-Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd
-Tee Hee
-Baron Samedi
-Whisper
-Nick Nack
-Jaws
-Sandor
-Chang
-Erich Kriegler
-Emile Locque
-Gobinda
-Mishka and Grishka
-Dr. Carl Mortner/Hans Glaub
-Scarpine
-Necros
-Dario
-Milton Krest
-Boris Grishenko
-General Ourumov
-Stamper
-Henry Gupta
-Dr. Kauffman
-Gabor
-Mr. Bullion
-Zao
-Alex Dimitrios
-Elvis
-Craig Mitchell

My Ranking:
1. Tee Hee
2. Donald "Red" Grant
3. Oddjob
4. General Ourumov
5. Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd
6. Professor Dent
7. Baron Samedi
8. Stamper
9. Gobinda
10. Necros
11. Dario
12. Boris Grishenko
13. Jaws
14. Emile Locque
15. Scarpine
16. Dr. Carl Mortner/Hans Glaub
17. Erich Kriegler
18. Mishka and Grishka
19. Milton Krest
20. Vargas
21. Whisper
22. Dr. Kauffman
23. Alex Dimitrios
24. Chang
25. Henry Gupta
26. Nick Nack
27. Mr. Osato
28. Grunther
29. Sandor
30. Craig Mitchell
31. Gabor
32. Zao
33. Mr. Bullion
34. Elvis

Comments

  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Life is full of challenges, some small, others more mountainous, this is no different

    Just going through as a rough idea of listings etc

    #1 Jaws
    #2 Donald Grant
    #3 Dario
    #4 Mishka and Grishka
    #5 Mr Wint and Kidd
    #6 Oddjob
    #7 Chang
    #8 Gobina
    #9 Erich Kreigler
    #10 Emile Leopold Locque
    #11 Nick Nack
    #12 Tee Hee
    #13 Oroumov
    #14 Doctor Kauffman
    #15 Whisper
    #16 Alex Dimitrios
    #17 Scarpine
    #18 Prof. Dent
    #19 Henry Gupta
    #20 Baron Samedi
    #21 Hans Glaub
    #22 Gabor
    #23 Necros
    #24 Stamper
    #25 Boris
    #26 Zao
    #27 Vargas
    #28 Mr Bullion
    #29 Mr Osato
    #30 Grunther
    #31 Milton Krest
    #32 Craig Mitchell
    #33 Sandor
    #34 Elvis
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited June 2012 Posts: 12,837
    1. Dario
    2. Necros
    3. Tee Hee
    4. Oddjob
    5. Jaws
  • Goldeneye95Goldeneye95
    edited February 2013 Posts: 546
    1.Donald "Red" Grant
    2.Jaws
    3.Oddjob
    4.Baron Samedi
    5.General Arkady Ourumov
    6.Erich Kriegler
    7.Locque
    8.Zoe
    9.Necros
    10.Boris Grishenko
    11.Mister Stamper
    12.Gobinda
    13.Patrice
    14.General Orlov
    15.Mr. Wint & Mr. Kidd
    16.The Twins
    17.Chang
    18.Tee Hee Johnson
    19.Dr. Kaufman
    20.Gernal Medrano
    21.Dario
    22.Mr. Kill
    23.Brad Whitaker
    24.Professor Dent
    25.Ed Killifer
    26.Sandor
    27.Hans
    28.Mr. Osato
    29.Vargas
    30.Defense Minister Mishkin
    31.Davidov
    32.Alex Dimitrios
    33.Mr. White
    34.Carlos
    35.Mollaka
    36.Nic Nack
    37.Mister Gumpta
    38.Kwang
    39.Heller
    40.Elvis
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    Two people with Eric 'bland aryan cliche' Kriegler top ten is bad enough but there's actually one person who even has Necros below Whisper, Gabor and Gupta?

    Usually I would go off into some rant but I just can't be bothered. Perhaps I'm getting old but it just gets rather wearing having to constantly deal with such lunacy.

    Maybe its as Indy said not age but 'the mileage'.
  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    Updated Ranking for 2014

    1. Tee Hee Johnson
    2. Donald "Red" Grant
    3. Oddjob
    4. General Arkady Gregorovich Ourumov
    5. Dario
    6. Necros
    7. Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd
    8. Boris Grishenko
    9. Baron Samedi
    10. Gobinda
    11. Professor R.J. Dent
    12. Mishka and Grishka
    13. Jaws (controversial as this placement may be, he really ruined his character with Moonraker- he was only great in TSWLM, and even then, his size limited him to what he could actually do as an effective henchman)
    14. Emile Locque
    15. Erich Kriegler
    16. Patrice
    17. Nick Nack
    18. Dr. Mortner/Hans Glaub
    19. Milton Krest
    20. Vargas
    21. Scarpine
    22. Stamper (in recent viewings of TND, I've come to the conclusion that while he is a fairly great and memorable henchman, there is little to distinguish him from his contemporaries, and he can be a little corny in some instances)
    23. Dr. Kaufman
    24. Chang
    25. Sandor
    26. Whisper
    27. Henry Gupta
    28. Grunther
    29. Alex Dimitrios
    30. Craig Mitchell
    31. Gabor
    32. Zao
    33. Mr. Bullion
    34. Mr. Osato
    35. Elvis
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Elvis is clearly not The King here. Too tedious for me to rank them all, But Oddjob, Wint and Kidd, and Jaws(TSWLM) are among the best.Gabor, Mr Bullion and Mr Kil among the worst.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    Maybe this thread could be opened up to include henchwomen, such as Fiona Volpe, Mayday, Irma Bunt and so on?
  • LicencedToKilt69007LicencedToKilt69007 Belgium, Wallonia
    Posts: 523
    I won't rank them by number but it will be separate by different scales :

    Best :

    Donald "Red" Grant
    Necros
    Oddjob
    Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
    General Ourumov
    Prof. Dent
    Cigar Girl

    Excellent :

    Gobinda
    Mischa and Grischka
    Boris Grishenko
    Emile Locque
    Dario
    Dr Kauffman
    Baron Samedi

    Great :

    Stamper
    Erich Kriegler
    Irma Bunt
    Jacques Bouvar
    Bambi and Black Pearl
    Adam (LALD)
    Mollaka
    Three Blind Mice...
    Tee Hee

    Correct :

    Patrice
    Mr Osato
    Sandor
    Henry Gupta
    Whisper
    Chang
    Vargas
    Dr Arkov
    Peter Franks
    Hector Gonzales
    Jaws
    Ed Killifer
    Krilencu
    Dr Mortner
    Naomi (TSWLM)
    Obanno
    Palazzi (TB)
    Scarpine
    Valenka

    Bad :

    Elvis
    Mr Bullion
    Zao
    Gabor
    Mr Kil
    Craig Mitchell
    Alex Dimitrios
    Davidov
    Nick Nack
    Carlos (CR)
    Gunther
    Apostis (FYEO)
    Fischer (CR)
    Gettler (CR)
    Hans
    Heller
    Janni (TB)
    Milton Krest
    Helga Brandt
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    I'm only ranking the main ones.

    1. Grant
    2. Oddjob
    3. Dario
    4. Bunt
    5. Necros
    6. Jaws (TSWLM)
    7. Xenia
    8. Stamper
    9. Dent
    10. Renard
    11. Tee Hee
    12. Wint & Kidd
    13. Gobindha
    14. Vargas
    15. Kreiger
    16. Patrice
    17. Dimitros
    18. Osato
    19. May Day
    20. Jaws (MR)
    21. Nick Nack
    22. Zao
    23. Elvis
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    Well, as some have included henchwomen, I'll rank them so-

    1. Mayday, A View to a Kill and Irma Bunt, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    2. Tee Hee Johnson/ Baron Samedi, Live and Let Die
    3. Xenia Onatopp, GoldenEye and Wint and Kidd, Diamonds Are Forever
    4. Red Grant, From Russia With Love and Jaws, The Spy Who Loved Me
    5. Dario, Licence to Kill
    6. Oddjob, Goldfinger and Fiona Volpe, Thunderball
    7. Professor Dent, Dr. No
    8. Helga Brandt, You Only Live Twice
    9. Necros, The Living Daylights
    10. Nick Nack, The Man with the Golden Gun
    11. Renard, The World is not Enough
    12. Gobinda, Octopussy
    13. Mr Stamper, Tomorrow Never Dies
    14. Emile Leopold Loque, For Your Eyes Only
    15. Patrice, Skyfall
    16. Dimitrios, Casino Royale
    17. Zao, Die Another Day
    18. Chang, Moonraker
    19. Elvis, Quantum of Solace

    I love my henchmen/women, so I found it hard to rank the best in the series.
    The line represents a great fall in quality, dividing the best from the rest.
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