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K*m K*rdashian tries to scoop publicity with planted Bond girl talk

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edited July 2012 in News Posts: 1,380
Famous for being famous socialite K*m K*rdashian, who made her name with countless reality shows and a sex tape, is taking a leaf out of the agents play book and trying to grab some publicity on the back of 007.

The 31-year-old told The Daily Star that she taking acting lessons to increase her chances of cracking Hollywood.

"I am kind of obsessed with Bond. I would love to be in a Bond film as a Bond Girl. That would be the ultimate," she said.

<img src="http://www.mi6-hq.com/news/images/kim_kardashian.jpg">;

Bond fans should not worry. The old guard at MGM casting who thrust Teri Hatcher and Denise Richards upon the franchise in recent years are no longer at the studio.

<i>MI6 Note: Her name has been censored to avoid turning up in news searches</i>
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  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited July 2012 Posts: 12,837
    I hate her, she's annoying, fake, just terrible. I'd hate to see her in a Bond film.

    She's got a nice arse though.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Good god, that picture frightened me...

    Rest assured, there will be blood if I ever see her in a Bond film. A good cause to rot in jail for methinks.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    All she is worth for is a [*CENSORED*]. What is the rest if we take her beauty off?

    The worst part is that she may become Moneypenny.

    Godwhy.png
  • SaintMarkSaintMark
    Posts: 7,653
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    All she is worth for is a [*CENSORED*]. What is the rest if we take her beauty off?

    The worst part is that she may become Moneypenny.

    In her case she would only play: Morepenny. O:-)

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    All she is worth for is a [*CENSORED*]. What is the rest if we take her beauty off?

    The worst part is that she may become Moneypenny.

    Godwhy.png

    You think that monstrosity is beautiful? Yikes...
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    All she is worth for is a [*CENSORED*]. What is the rest if we take her beauty off?

    The worst part is that she may become Moneypenny.

    Godwhy.png

    You think that monstrosity is beautiful? Yikes...

    Hahah, we need to realize that she is beautiful. the worst part is that her intelligence's not.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    SaintMark wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    All she is worth for is a [*CENSORED*]. What is the rest if we take her beauty off?

    The worst part is that she may become Moneypenny.

    In her case she would only play: Morepenny. O:-)

    LOL.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    All she is worth for is a [*CENSORED*]. What is the rest if we take her beauty off?

    The worst part is that she may become Moneypenny.

    Godwhy.png

    You think that monstrosity is beautiful? Yikes...

    Hahah, we need to realize that she is beautiful. the worst part is that her intelligence's not.

    After all the women I have see on the screen, she is nothing but a gaunt, wart ridden wicca.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    After all the women I have see on the screen, she is nothing but a gaunt, wart ridden wicca.

    :))
  • licensetoforumlicensetoforum
    Posts: 371
    I think we are done with the famous actress that cannot act as a Bond girl. As for her being Moneypenny, it would disgrace one of the greatest charecters in the series.
  • VolpeVolpe
    Posts: 1
    I'm surprised she's interested, given that Daniel Craig sh*t all over her in a British GQ interview last winter.
  • licensetoforumlicensetoforum
    Posts: 371
    Volpe wrote:
    I'm surprised she's interested, given that Daniel Craig sh*t all over her in a British GQ interview last winter.
    she probably doesn't know.

  • OHMSS69OHMSS69
    Posts: 2,341
    Stop with the bullshytt. we know that EON would never stoop to this depth. You think Halle Berry/Jinx was a bad example of stunt casting and all then can you imagine how this Kardashian slut would do in a bond movie.
    they better go back and re sign Pierce Brosnan for another subpar entertainment in the franchise.
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    Posts: 12,837
    OHMSS69 wrote:
    they better go back and re sign Pierce Brosnan for another subpar entertainment in the franchise.

    What does Brosnan have to do with any of this?
  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
    Posts: 8,217
    @thelivingroyale was wondering that myself.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    thelivingroyale wrote:
    OHMSS69 wrote:
    they better go back and re sign Pierce Brosnan for another subpar entertainment in the franchise.

    What does Brosnan have to do with any of this?

    Maybe that's one of the "or" conditions that he might be telling about.
  • licensetoforumlicensetoforum
    Posts: 371
    Is anyone else offended by her statement of being a big fan. I would bet she couldn't name all the Bond actors.
  • JamesPageJamesPage Administrator, Moderator, Director
    Posts: 1,380
    Volpe wrote:
    I'm surprised she's interested, given that Daniel Craig sh*t all over her in a British GQ interview last winter.

    Good spot!

    http://www.mi6-hq.com/news/index.php?itemid=9844
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    All she is worth for is a [*CENSORED*]. What is the rest if we take her beauty off?

    The worst part is that she may become Moneypenny.

    Godwhy.png

    You think that monstrosity is beautiful? Yikes...

    Hahah, we need to realize that she is beautiful. the worst part is that her intelligence's not.

    After all the women I have see on the screen, she is nothing but a gaunt, wart ridden wicca.

    Come on Brady, you're better than this. There's no reason to besmirch wiccans by comparing them to the overhyped (woman) this thread refers to.

    I'm fairly certain DC would either block her coming in or walk away from the series.
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    Posts: 3,262
    If they ever cast her as a Bond girl, I will owe an apology Tanya Roberts and Denise Richards for all the critical things I ever said about their contributions to the series.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    PrinceKamalKhan wrote:
    If they ever cast her as a Bond girl, I will owe an apology Tanya Roberts and Denise Richards for all the critical things I ever said about their contributions to the series.

    If kim gets a Bond girl role, Denise Richards will turn to be the best Bond girl ever... if you know what i mean..
    BTW for a quick comment, Actually i don't think Denise made bad.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I couldn't care less for this individual

    Another plastic faced 'celebrity' or however you want to classify them as, maybe it's not printable on a family forum how I should really word it, but just to say, and all that needs to be said, is, it's very likely she will never get a chance to appear in Bond, but stranger things have happened. Never Say Never and all that, but can only hope this does not come to pass
  • oo7oo7
    Posts: 1,068
    This has all the relevance of QTs bond film. never happening. close the thread
  • brinkeguthriebrinkeguthrie Piz Gloria
    Posts: 1,400
    someone who has the capacity to make Stacey Sutton look brilliant.

    NEVER.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Kerim wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    All she is worth for is a [*CENSORED*]. What is the rest if we take her beauty off?

    The worst part is that she may become Moneypenny.

    Godwhy.png

    You think that monstrosity is beautiful? Yikes...

    Hahah, we need to realize that she is beautiful. the worst part is that her intelligence's not.

    After all the women I have see on the screen, she is nothing but a gaunt, wart ridden wicca.

    Come on Brady, you're better than this. There's no reason to besmirch wiccans by comparing them to the overhyped (woman) this thread refers to.

    I'm fairly certain DC would either block her coming in or walk away from the series.
    You are right. I shouldn't be so quick to insult the studies and performance of witchcraft by comparing it to such a horrid being that not even the most masterful witch could produce.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Give her a part in a remake of Mr Ed - not James Bond
  • oo7oo7
    Posts: 1,068
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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Ah, Prince. There's another story for you...
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I just wasted two minutes of my life watching that I'll never get back
  • oo7oo7
    Posts: 1,068
    def check out her other video shes one high class broad....
    why is this post sitll open? this is as stupid as someone posting next bond movie will be about santa clause and the holy grail as told through the eyes bond.
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