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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    M: "007, your mission is to infiltrate the jungle and locate the enemy's base stationed somewhere deep inside the terrain. Apparently the guards have a hose running out of the main camp far inside the jungle that connects them to a fresh water spring for safe drinking water; if you follow the hose you should be able to find the camp with veritable ease."

    Bond: "I always follow the hoes, sir."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    M: "You've got a bloody cheek."

    Bond: "And yet it's YOU, the head of MI6, who's red in the face."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Bond Girl: "And you are?"

    Bond: "Jack Mehoff, Universal Exports. All pleasure, not much business."

    Bond Girl: "It will be all business for you this time, I'm afraid. This is a very serious situation we've got here, so I must ask you to get a grip."

    Bond: "I was going to ask you much the same thing, my darling."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,974
    Bond Girl: "I murdered my husband during sex. He was a bastard."
    Bond: "Sounds like he died hard."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    Pam: "Did you take care of Dario?"
    Bond: "Yep, done and dusted."
    Pam: "How did he die?"
    Bond: "Without a shred of dignity."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    M: "007, what happened to Donald Grant on that train?"

    Bond: "Let's just say he garrote what was coming to him, sir."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    M: "I'm afraid this unfortunate Leiter business has clouded your judgment. You could easily compromise Her Majesty's Government by going out on a limb for him."

    Bond: "Well, I guess it's, er... a farewell to arms."
  • ConnerysCousinConnerysCousin Melbourne, Australia
    Posts: 12
    Bond lights someone on fire.
    "Well, that's got him all fired up."

  • DaltonforyouDaltonforyou The Daltonator
    Posts: 556
    ConnerysCousin wrote: »
    Bond lights someone on fire.
    "Well, that's got him all fired up."
    Haha, how's this:

    M:"A customer was murdered at Fuencarral at 8:00pm on Sunday during the beginning of the 12 hour sale. We've gathered he was there as part of a meeting between the two organizations."

    Bond:"I suppose he got a bang for his buck."


  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Bond Girl: My name is Verity Loose.
    Bond: Really! ...I just happen to have my tool box handy. X_X
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    After Bond causes a villain to explode/catch fire
    " He went out in a blaze of glory"
    Bond shoots causing a beam to crush a villain to the ground
    " That should keep him pinned down!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Bond offering a lady a drink,
    " Can I offer you a stiff one ?"
    she replies ........
    " Not right now !, just a drink please !"
  • dramaticscenesofQOSdramaticscenesofQOS
    Posts: 1,282
    Moneypenny is sick and Bond asks, "Have you visoted the doctor lately? You're deficient in Vitamin me!"

    Bond is at the gym and asks the hot trainer if she's a drill Sargent because he just saw her make a private stand up.
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