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The name's 25. Bond 25, or rather, it's NTTD.

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  • DoctorKaufmannDoctorKaufmann Can shoot you from Stuttgart and still make it look like suicide.
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    Gustav_Graves wrote: »
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Master_Dahark wrote:
    Eartoucher?

    Bond to Carter in CR (and again with Eve in Skyfall): "Stop touching your ear!"

    :))

    Still, these little continuity thingies were done so nicely. Same with the line "I know when a girl is afraid and pretends not to be". Makes both "Casino Royale" and "Skyfall" look like a true double bill.

    Why not? Would make a catchy theme song.

    =)) :))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I had to save the 'Wave Link' picture. Let's not give them any ideas, though. ;)
  • valentinzukovskyvalentinzukovsky
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    Getafix wrote: »
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    Getafix wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    QBranch wrote:
    OO7 (and M) in:

    WHAT HAPPENS IN TOKYO STAYS IN TOKYO

    Two hours of both of them, a night on the town, chainsmoking and getting drunk as they visit miscellaneous strip clubs and engage in random acts of violence. Rated R. I would pay $50 to see this in theaters.
    And in the morning they wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory of the night before.

    Yes, Moneypenny arrives to find them passed out in their hotel suite.
    Bond also steels a cop car and M accidentally marries a hooker.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited October 2014 Posts: 28,694
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    Getafix wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    QBranch wrote:
    OO7 (and M) in:

    WHAT HAPPENS IN TOKYO STAYS IN TOKYO

    Two hours of both of them, a night on the town, chainsmoking and getting drunk as they visit miscellaneous strip clubs and engage in random acts of violence. Rated R. I would pay $50 to see this in theaters.
    And in the morning they wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory of the night before.

    Yes, Moneypenny arrives to find them passed out in their hotel suite.
    Bond also steels a cop car and M accidentally marries a hooker.

    Then Bond and M get high while near the top of a volcano, and when they swear a hatch at the top of it opens up to reveal a massive rocket below, they think they're still tripping balls. You only toke twice, or so they tell me...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I can't help but wonder why we aren't writing the script for this film right now. Or casting. Or filming it and just winging the entire project as it goes along.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    Getafix wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    QBranch wrote:
    OO7 (and M) in:

    WHAT HAPPENS IN TOKYO STAYS IN TOKYO

    Two hours of both of them, a night on the town, chainsmoking and getting drunk as they visit miscellaneous strip clubs and engage in random acts of violence. Rated R. I would pay $50 to see this in theaters.
    And in the morning they wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory of the night before.

    Yes, Moneypenny arrives to find them passed out in their hotel suite.
    Bond also steels a cop car and M accidentally marries a hooker.

    Then Bond and M get high while near the top of a volcano, and when they swear a hatch at the top of it opens up to reveal a massive rocket below, they think they're still tripping balls. You only toke twice, or so they tell me...

    Don't forget the part when their travel documents are swallowed by an unsavory-looking komodo dragon and they stand there, sizing up the beast, debating how to get them back out.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    Getafix wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    QBranch wrote:
    OO7 (and M) in:

    WHAT HAPPENS IN TOKYO STAYS IN TOKYO

    Two hours of both of them, a night on the town, chainsmoking and getting drunk as they visit miscellaneous strip clubs and engage in random acts of violence. Rated R. I would pay $50 to see this in theaters.
    And in the morning they wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory of the night before.

    Yes, Moneypenny arrives to find them passed out in their hotel suite.
    Bond also steels a cop car and M accidentally marries a hooker.

    Then Bond and M get high while near the top of a volcano, and when they swear a hatch at the top of it opens up to reveal a massive rocket below, they think they're still tripping balls. You only toke twice, or so they tell me...

    Don't forget the part when their travel documents are swallowed by an unsavory-looking komodo dragon and they stand there, sizing up the beast, debating how to get them back out.

    Yeah, I heard about that. Deleted scene, right? @Creasy told me that Bond and M both run at the komodo dragon and jump on its head (as you do), causing the animal to spit the documents out.

    Bond: "M, these long trips of yours to Japan always seem to dragon."

    M: "True, but we can't leave yet. I haven't Tokyo to see the tea gardens yet."

    Bond: "Buddha hurry up then!"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    valentinzukovsky wrote: »
    Getafix wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    QBranch wrote:
    OO7 (and M) in:

    WHAT HAPPENS IN TOKYO STAYS IN TOKYO

    Two hours of both of them, a night on the town, chainsmoking and getting drunk as they visit miscellaneous strip clubs and engage in random acts of violence. Rated R. I would pay $50 to see this in theaters.
    And in the morning they wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory of the night before.

    Yes, Moneypenny arrives to find them passed out in their hotel suite.
    Bond also steels a cop car and M accidentally marries a hooker.

    Then Bond and M get high while near the top of a volcano, and when they swear a hatch at the top of it opens up to reveal a massive rocket below, they think they're still tripping balls. You only toke twice, or so they tell me...

    Don't forget the part when their travel documents are swallowed by an unsavory-looking komodo dragon and they stand there, sizing up the beast, debating how to get them back out.

    Yeah, I heard about that. Deleted scene, right? @Creasy told me that Bond and M both run at the komodo dragon and jump on its head (as you do), causing the animal to spit the documents out.

    Bond: "M, these long trips of yours to Japan always seem to dragon."

    M: "True, but we can't leave yet. I haven't Tokyo to see the tea gardens yet."

    Bond: "Buddha hurry up then!"

    =)) The puns, they're killing me!
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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    I love how this thread turned from a "What should Bond 24 title be?" to "Write a hilarious parody of Bond movies".
  • profdavebayaniprofdavebayani
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    Carte Blanche is my possible title for Bond 24.
  • RC7RC7
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    profdavebayani wrote: »
    Carte Blanche is my possible title for Bond 24.

    And I'll bet you £100 it's not.

  • deadbeatlesdeadbeatles
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    Never Live To Never See
  • BounineBounine
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    BOND GETS AN STI
  • chris77chris77
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    For Queen and Country or if looks could kill
  • dominicgreenedominicgreene The Eternal QOS Defender
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    chris77 wrote: »
    For Queen and Country or if looks could kill

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  • NomadNomad
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    Some good titles for Bond 24 would be..

    Death to Spies
    Blunt Instrument
    Property of a Lady
    Any Second Now

  • tessiertessier
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    These awful non-Fleming title suggestions simple highlight how brilliant Ian Fleming was. I remember reading this phrase somewhere in a Fleming novel "A World Without Want". Top that!
  • tessiertessier
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    X3MSonicX wrote: »
    Could you guys stop with these ironic and attempts of laughable titles and try something serious? :-L

    Agreed.

  • tessiertessier
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    Getafix wrote: »
    Never Die Enough Tomorrow Again or some variation on that theme.

    Genius. My favourite so far
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    Watch the triple posting @tessier and useful comments only please. You don't want to become known as a spammer.
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
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    A man in a winter war
  • tessiertessier
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    Samuel001 wrote: »
    Watch the triple posting @tessier and useful comments only please. You don't want to become known as a spammer.
    apologies Samuel001, the triple posting wasn't intentional, just a combination of over enthusiasm and ineptitude on my part.
    However, I feel my comments are valid, I feel very strongly that 99% of the non-fleming names posted here are bad. Fleming's titles are an art-form in themselves.

  • LicencedToKilt69007LicencedToKilt69007 Belgium, Wallonia
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    - See You In Hell, James. (From 006's quote that's more chapter title but I like it)
    - Always Find Another Angel (in the meaning, Bond usually meets a new gorgeous BG during its mission, they rarely return. So, I can imagine a plot where each BG dies purposely in awful circumstances due to the villain : the useful ones and secondary ones, this only to make him feel depressed, nostalgic and so more vulnerable)

    More to come later.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    MORE TO COME LATER is a good title.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    For Services Rendered

    To Live and Die a Spy
  • dominicgreenedominicgreene The Eternal QOS Defender
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    Nomad wrote: »
    Some good titles for Bond 24 would be..

    Death to Spies
    Blunt Instrument
    Property of a Lady
    Any Second Now

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  • dominicgreenedominicgreene The Eternal QOS Defender
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    MORE TO COME LATER is a good title.

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  • dominicgreenedominicgreene The Eternal QOS Defender
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    For Services Rendered

    To Live and Die a Spy

    aBQg5wP_460sa.gif
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited October 2014 Posts: 12,480
    I still like Death Leaves an Echo and Death For Breakfast ... but doubt it will happen.
    I think EON and company will go with an original title again, a shorter one. I'll go thru our list again, but haven't found any (or thought of any) that jump out at me as really possible or perfect.

    I rather like For Services Rendered, though, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 . Hmmm. It has a nice ambiguous spin.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Only A Silhouette.

    You can never go wrong with Fleming.
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