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@0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, easily the best thing on here
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bad 50s science fiction: The cloning has started! Agents out of control!
horror: When you've got the name, they will come after you!
educational/documentary: How to lose control over filmmaking: all steps combined
comedy: Whoops, it's contagious!
romantic emo teenage flick: It wasn't his place, nor hers, but they found eachother
porn: Spying extravaganza: bang them all!
Haha, I am glad you enjoy. I missed out on the Connery era, so I may retrace steps and add titles to the films. It's only just. ;;)
bad 50s science fiction - Replacing world leaders with Cyborgs
horror - Torture of the Mind
educational/documentary - Knowing how fast a Lotus Formula 3 can go without seeing it
comedy - Sir James Died at Casino Royale
romantic emo teenage flick - Marta's Holiday in Berlin
porn - Awkward moments with Jimmy Bond
SF porn- Shanghai Poon.
DAD
50's Sci Fi – Solar beam from outer space
Horror – The man who could not sleap
Educational – Common errors in gene therapy
Comedy – Expensive Acne
Romantic – Frosty love
Porn – Bird watching
CR
50's Sci Fi – The eye!
Horror – The emasculator
Educational – Game statistics: a guide with examples
Comedy – Fun walks in Madagascar
Romantic – I'm yours
Porn – The mighty little finger
QoS
50's Sci Fi – The green oil drinker
Horror – Thirsty to death
Educational – Il Palio di Siena – a historical analysis
Comedy – Fun at the Opera
Romantic – Strawberry Fields forever
Porn – Imaginative uses for stationary
SF
50's Sci Fi – The man who didn't die
Horror – The dead island
Educational – Radical dental work manual
Comedy – Close shave
Romantic – The faces of Eve
Porn – Steamy showers with James and Severine
bad 50s science fiction - Attack Of The Sharks With Lasers On Their Heads
horror - The Elimination Of All Free Radicals
educational/documentary - How to effectively defeat a villain using your urine
comedy - Never Say Never starring Justin Bieber
romantic emo teenage flick - Allah's Tears Are For You, Baby
porn - Fatima doesn't blush
bad 50s science fiction - Birth of the Cylon World Domination
horror - Revenge of the Hairpiece
educational/documentary - Remakes and why they don't work 85% of the time
comedy - Johnny English Zero: Birth of an Agent
romantic emo teenage flick - Blushing in the deep
porn - Bond's little finger in the philly.
bad 50s science fiction - Getting properly nuked
horror - Eye examinations from hell
educational/documentary - Why driving and keeping pet snakes don't go well together
comedy - Don't tell Fatima she aint no good!
romantic emo teenage flick - She didn't understand, she used to love him
porn - Blonde Bimbo on a Boat
Horror - The Clinic
Educational/Documentary - Ambitiously Rubbish
Comedy - Flying Asses
Romantic Emo Teenage Flick - Never Say Never: James Bieber
Porn - Thundertesties!
50's Sci Fi – Flying dishes and Casinos
Horror – The deadman's daughers
Educational – Forgotten tales of the Scottish Highlands
Comedy – You don't look anything like your uncle, James
Romantic emo – Any other name
Porn – The happy widow
Thanks so far for the many pages of good laughter!
Enjoy.
bad 50s science fiction - Attack of the Clones!
horror - Double Trouble!
educational/documentary - Is Adrian Malprave, Elizabeth Hurley? Let's find out!
comedy - She's Fallen for me in the blades
romantic emo teenage flick - In the pale Nightshade
porn - Bloch Blocker
Now I do not get to theatres often and rentals take a while here, so I am fresh out of ammo for this thread. (Last movie I saw was Skyfall.)
But I thought if anyone would like to do, oh say Man of Steel or Iron Man 3, or any of the big films that have come out recently, that might be hilarious.
Or pick up from Murdock's last entry (see above). Or last year's megahit The Avengers.
Or even pick an actor, and put new titles for their films - like: Robert Downey Jr's Films or Steven Seagal's Films ...
Anyone care to pick up this gauntlet? I, for one, would greatly enjoy reviving this thread. This was such great fun, making up titles for films.
Categories have been:
Bad 50s Science Fiction -
Horror -
Educational/Documentary -
Comedy -
Romantic/ Emo Teenage Flick -
Porn -
I'm going with SF:
Bad 50s Science Fiction - It's called ... a radio
Horror - Enjoying death
Educational/Documentary - Simple word associations
Comedy - Last rat standing
Romantic/ Emo Teenage Flick - Naked without my Beretta
Porn - Mommy is very bad or Take the bloody shot
I adore Skyfall, but we did it a page or two back - buy hey, I can't remember what I wrote, and more importantly there are plenty of folks who didn't do it. So yes, let's begin again with Skyfall! (Note: if you already did this, please re-post or update your titles!)
(I especially like your "Last rat standing" and "Naked without my Beretta" entries, @DarthDimi!) I do feel naked without my Beretta; how about you?
Bad 50s Science Fiction - The Crawling Silva
Horror - Shoot The Glass Off My Head
Educational/Documentary - Hydrochloric Cyanide Dentistry
Comedy - Home Alone VI: Lost In The Highlands
Romantic/ Emo Teenage Flick - Take The Shot & I'll Fall For You
Porn - Loaded In The Shower
bad 50s science fiction - Death from Beyond!
horror - The Q Worm Lives!
educational/documentary - Power Plants and Nuclear Missiles make one Nasty combination.
comedy - Large Saki and one Hell of a Massage.
romantic emo teenage flick - Please protect my servants.
porn - Nightshade in the lower center of gravity.
Bad 50's Sci-Fi - Killer Komodos from Shanghai; The Island of Mr. Rodriguez; Planet Cyberterror
Horror - To Know Fear; Sadistic Game; Cyanide Man
Education/Documentary - Uncovered: MI6's Secret Deal with the Chinese Government; Raoul's London Adventures
Comedy - Not Bad For A Physical Wreck; Go On, Eject Me!
Romantic/Emo - An Evening with Eve; Don't Cry For Me, Jimmy
Porn - That's Not My Finger Touching Your Ear; I Can Do More Damage In My Pyjamas
I need to update some of the older ones I missed, too, 0Brady.
Trying to have the other thread (Moviegoers ...) be for all other kinds of films.
@QBranch - All are funny, but I really cracked up with your Porn title: I can do more damage in my pyjamas. Brilliant!
But how to continue ... ? Any film at all? Or choose a genre? (action films/romantic comedies, horror, etc.) I am thinking any film is fine, we can roll with that and see how it goes. When we see a new film in the theater - or for any film we have recently seen, rented or oldies, etc. - we can then post our alternative "titles" for it here. :)
I'll try to come up with one later ... but I do love this thread; it is hilarious, so I hope others jump on board soon.
These ones made my day!