Mister Stamper, I'm having fun with my titles! (from now on random fun: enjoy!!)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    bad 50s science fiction - The Exploding Milk Man Cometh
    horror - Plague Of The Salt Corrosion
    educational/documentary - How To Lose Your Pension In Vienna
    comedy - Russian General Gets Squashed In Pig
    romantic emo teenage flick - You Should Have Brought Lilies.
    porn - Blow My Whistle.
  • Artemis81Artemis81 In Christmas Land
    edited November 2012 Posts: 543
    DarthDimi wrote:
    porn - Blow My Whistle.
    Hilarious!!!
  • Posts: 173
    DarthDimi wrote:
    bad 50s science fiction - The Exploding Milk Man Cometh
    horror - Plague Of The Salt Corrosion
    educational/documentary - How To Lose Your Pension In Vienna
    comedy - Russian General Gets Squashed In Pig
    romantic emo teenage flick - You Should Have Brought Lilies.
    porn - Blow My Whistle.

    LMAO
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited November 2012 Posts: 16,351
    I keep forgetting this gem.

    Licence To Kill

    bad 50s science fiction - Batteries Not Included 2: Sharkie's Revenge!
    horror - Daltonator.
    educational/documentary - Killing the Villain and Celebrating his Death...AT HIS HOUSE!
    comedy - Professor Joe and Truman Lodge's wild Ride in Las Vegas!
    romantic emo teenage flick - Lupe's cut out heart.
    porn - Dirty Sancheeeeez!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Licence To Kill

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: The Swamp Monster of The Key West
    Horror: Jaws 6 Unrated Cut: We're Gonna Need A Much Much Much Bigger Boat
    Educational/Documentary: I Hope You Don't Snore: A Study of Sleep Apnea
    Comedy: Not For All the Coke in Colombia
    Romantic Emo Teen Flick: SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF!...If You Really Love Me
    Porn: Honeymoon Hotties: Brides Give It All To The Best Man! OR Oral Oddities Vol. 28: Crazy Singles Disagree With Something That Ate Them
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    I'm behind:

    TLD:

    50's: Attack of the Zombie Military Leaders
    Horror: The Czech Motorboarder
    Educational: How to Spot Future Terrorists
    Comedy: The New York Ghettoblaster
    Emo: You Should Have Brought Lillies (Rats, Dimi already called it) or Finding Love in Afghanistan.
    Porn: Saunders Gets Anal or One Time at Orchestra Camp, I stuck a cello bow up my....


    LTK:

    50's: The Revenge of the Blinking Fish
    Horror: Horrible Deaths LXXXIX
    Educatiional: Going Rouge in the 90s or better yet, A Fake Travelers Guide Through Isthmus.
    Comedy: My Uncle's Unexpected Visit
    Emo: But I Loooooooove Him So Much or Why Do You Always Wait to be Asked?
    Porn: Sanchez Gets Dirty or Franz's Spankings and S&M
  • edited November 2012 Posts: 173
    ah... what the hell :)

    LTK
    Bad 50s Science Fiction: Attack of the Harpoon Monster
    Horror: Aquarium of Horrors Vol. 1
    Educational/Documentary: Carcharodon Carcharias – A Study of the Great White Shark
    Comedy: This Toothpaste Tastes Funny
    Romantic Emo Teen Flick: A Love Triangle for You
    Porn: Spank my Iguana or 50 Shades of Sanchez (BDSM for the pain aficionado)
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    LTK

    50's Science Fiction: The teeth were sharp!
    Horror: Wedding with sharks
    Educational/Documentary: How to avoid accidents at hyperbaric chambers
    Comedy: Photo-funny
    Romantic: I hope you don't snore
    Porn: Blow up
  • edited November 2012 Posts: 5,745
    LTK

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: Iquana XI: The Wrath Of Reptiles
    Horror: Bride Of Sharkey
    Educational/Documentary: How To Effectively Stall A Wedding
    Comedy: Leiter Out On A Limb
    Romantic Emo Teen Flick: Loopy For Lupe
    Porn: DEA Agent's Big Bust
  • How about for porn "Al Quaeda you out"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited November 2012 Posts: 24,183
    LTK

    bad 50s science fiction - The Man With The Inflating Head
    horror - Big Cojones From Space
    educational/documentary - Truck Driving For Dummiez
    comedy - You're Not Fishing On My Honeymoon!
    romantic emo teenage flick - All The Things I Do For A Woman With A Knife
    porn - Is That A Gun Under My Dress?
  • Posts: 5,745
    DarthDimi wrote:
    LTK

    porn - Is That A Gun Under My Dress?

    :-$
  • 1)Bad 50's Science Fiction- HE DISAGREED WITH SOMETHING THAT ATE HIM
    2)Horror - BON APPETIT
    3)Documentary - TRUMAN LODGE'S GUIDE TO ISTHMUS CITY
    4)Comedy - HE FIXED THAT PHONEY BEAUTY CONTEST YOU WON!
    5)Emo Teen Flick - TO JAMES, LOVE ALWAYS......FELIX & DELLA
    6)Porn - DONT WORRY WE GAVE HER A NICE HONEYMOOOOOOOOON!

  • 50's: The Head Popper: Nobody Will Hear You Scream
    Horror: Something Stalks In the Water...
    Education: Get Rich QUICK!A Step by Step Demonstration of Turning Gasoline to Colombian Pure
    Comedy: Thank Q for the Gadgets!
    Emo: A Heart for My Lupe
    Porn: Running Out of Gas? starring Pam B**b-yeah
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited December 2012 Posts: 16,351
    GoldenEye

    bad 50s science fiction - Twoface meets 007: The Dark Knight Missing!
    horror - Onatopp of Death
    educational/documentary - No lights, The Dangers of EMP.
    comedy - Boris Grishenko, International Hacker of Mystery.
    romantic emo teenage flick - Moneypenny's Mystery Date! ;)
    porn - Plowing through St. Petersburg volume 95.
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 612
    Moonraker

    bad 50s science fiction - Jaws of the Moon
    horror - Ten Darts
    educational/documentary - How to Break a Tailor's Heart
    comedy - Drax Attax With Snax
    romantic emo teenage flick - Twilight
    porn - Goodhead: CIA Danger Edition
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Goldeneye

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: The Satellite Dish From Underneath the Sea
    Horror: Subtracted From Humanity And Added to the Morgue: The Return of The Evil Queen of Numbers
    Educational/Documentary: The Extinction of Misogynistic Dinosaurs: A Scientific Analysis
    Comedy: My Friend Janus is Sooo Two Faced
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick: I Wasn't Invincible Until I Met You
    Porn: Girls Onatopp, Boys Onabottom
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    GoldenEye

    50's: The Attack of the Killer Thighs
    Horror: The Cat Strangler
    Educational: Level IV Programming For Invincable Nerds
    Comedy: Taking the Tank Out for a Spin
    Emo: You'll Die Alone
    Porn: Xenia Onatopp of 95 Men or From Russia With Thighs or Firing Sturdy Soviet Missiles
  • How have I not checked out this thread until now? It's AMAZING.

    Goldeneye
    Bad 50's Science Fiction: (to follow when I actually think of one)
    Horror: He Watched Me From the Shadows as a Child
    Comedy: Exploding Penpals!
    Educational/Documentary: 95 Easy Riddles for Kids
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick: Valentin's Day
    Porn: Tastes Like Strawberries
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,800
    Bad 50s Science Fiction: The Cassette tape of Death from a Bikini Bottom
    Horror: The Amazing Colossal Renard
    Educational/Documentary: Removing sea urchin spines orally
    Comedy: Target shooting from Stuttgart
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick: Here's to us
    Porn: A little Danish
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    chrisisall wrote:
    Bad 50s Science Fiction: The Cassette tape of Death from a Bikini Bottom
    Horror: The Amazing Colossal Renard
    Educational/Documentary: Removing sea urchin spines orally
    Comedy: Target shooting from Stuttgart
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick: Here's to us
    Porn: A little Danish

    Wow, I can read multiple films into this: DAF - TWINE - TB - TND - MR - TND. We're actually doing GE now. ;-)
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    Goldeneye

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: The deadly pulse that came from above
    Horror: Borsch for brains
    Educational/Documentary: French licence plates for dummies
    Comedy: Hey Jimbo, do you do any gardening?
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick: Muffy forever
    Porn: Onnatop squeezes
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,800
    DarthDimi wrote:
    We're actually doing GE now. ;-)

    :\">
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,582
    GoldenEye

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: It Came From Beneath The Lake
    Horror: I Am Invincable!
    Educational/Documentary: Siberia. Land of Opportunity.
    Comedy: Dude, Where's My Helicopter?
    Romantic Emo Teenage: Sweet Home Siberia
    Porn: GoldenOoh
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Bad 50s Science Fiction: Invasion Of The Bathroom Knockers
    Horror: It's right in front of me!!!
    Educational/Documentary: How to strangle a cat.
    Comedy: What is it with you and moving vehicles?
    Romantic Emo Teenage: Lovely girl. Tastes like... like strawberries.
    Porn: Don't touch that! That's my bunch.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    edited December 2012 Posts: 17,800
    Bad 50s Science Fiction: MI6 Needs Women
    Horror: Trevelyan Has Risen From The Grave!
    Educational/Documentary: Accidental Cryogenics 101
    Comedy: Double-0 and Double-0er
    Romantic Emo Teenage: The Crush
    Porn: Spirited Rides

    Tomorrow Never Dies:

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: Plan 9 From Carver's Place
    Horror: Do YOU want To Call THEM?
    Educational/Documentary: Voiding Warranty BMW Rental Return Instructions
    Comedy: Dude, Who's Driving?
    Romantic Emo Teenage: Love Amongst The Debris
    Porn: A little Danish (recycled)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Tomorrow Never Dies

    bad 50s science fiction - The Metal Monster Undersea
    horror - The Doctor is AAAAAHHHHHH IN!!!!
    educational/documentary - Talk Here, listen here: How to use cell phones 1997 Edition.
    comedy - The Carver Kid
    romantic emo teenage flick - Paris met the Trenches
    porn - Pumping the Danish.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    TND:

    I'll finish later, but I call the porn films as:

    One Night in Paris

    and Mr. Stamper, I'm Having Fun With My Titties.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Can we please stick to GE just a little longer?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    TND - now titling. ;-)
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