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Tomorrow Never Dies
bad 50s science fiction - The Metal Monster Undersea
horror - The Doctor is AAAAAHHHHHH IN!!!!
educational/documentary - Talk Here, listen here: How to use cell phones 1997 Edition.
comedy - The Carver Kid
romantic emo teenage flick - Paris met the Trenches
porn - Pumping the Danish.
Horror: Torture: The Doctor is In!
Education/Documentary: How to Start a World War.
Comedy: Wacky Carver Teaches Kung Fu
Romantic Emo Teenage: My Rolemodel is Dead; Time to Mourn.
Porn: The Cheerleader in the Chicago Motel Room.
horror - Knock Knock
educational/documentary - They Print Everything These Days
comedy - What The Hell Am I Paying You For?
romantic emo teenage flick - Was It Something I Said?
porn - I could shoot on you from Stuttgart und still create ze proper effect!
50's Sci Fi - It Came From Beneath The Waves
Horror - Sea Driller Killer
Educational / Documentary - Black, White & Red All Over: The Art Of Printing
Comedy - The Electric Phone Call
Romance - We'll Always Have Saigon
Porn - Mr Stamper's Tool
Horror - The mad doctor
Educational / Documentary - How to make your own newspaper
Comedy - The old man in the red jacket
Romance - Romance under water
Porn - Dr Kaufman's shooting from Stuttgart
Bad 50s Science Fiction: I Married A Mogul From Outer Space
Horror: No One Heahs You Scream
Educational/Documentary: Cunning Linguisity For Beginners
Comedy: Stamper's Left Foot
Romantic Emo Teenage: I'm In your Doorway, Baby!
Porn: Remiiiiinding Miss Carver
Bad 50s Science Fiction: The black thing in the sea
Horror: Call the doctor
Educational/Documentary: Shakra torture: a beginner's guide
Comedy: Fun in Hanoi
Romantic Emo Teenage: I'll be right back
Porn: The roommate from Zürich
Right, let's complete it.
50's: The Attack of the Bloody Printing Press
Horror: Zombies From the Watery Grave
Ed: Vietnam's Safety Guide For Motorcycle Driving
Comedy: Elliot Carver, Karate Zen Master
Emo: Pierce's Kiss of Death Part I
Porn: Becasue it bares repeating; One Night in Paris or Mr Stamper, I'm Having Fun With My Titties
Horror: Let the operation begin.
Educational/Documentary: Somewhere in the South China Sea' is precise intelligence
Romantic Emo Teenage: I think we've met!
Porn: I doubt if she'll remember me. Remind her. Then pump her for information.
DAMN!!! You beat me to it, I've been wanting to use that since I first encountered this thread (since it is what I kept accidentally reading). Thank god I had a back-up plan!
Bad 50s Science Fiction: It Came From The Khyber Pass
Horror CyberMagician 2: The Cyber Pass
Educational/Documentary Banner gliding for the Advanced or Caught Adrift: Overcoming Writers' block.
Comedy The High Wai or Is That A Gun Under Your Pillow
Romantic Emo Teenage Decode Her
Porn Mr. Stamper, I'm Having Fun With My Headlights; Filthy Habits 7: Smoking in Her Pass; Don't Ask, Don't Spill; Wai Lingerie; (Alright, there are too much porn titles to come up with for this one)
50's Sci Fi - Sink The Sub
Horror - It's Big and Black and the driver is a very good friend of mine
Educational / Documentary - How to install TWO beverage cup holders / How to say hello like a normal person
Comedy - Putting My Money Where My Mouth Is
Romance - Close, but no cigar
Porn - Are you looking for a glimmer? / Blow your own pipeline / Putting my mouth where your money is / One Last Screw
bad 50s science fiction - The Man Who Feels Nothing
horror - The Dark Princess
educational/documentary - Oil Pipelines of the 90's
comedy - The Pain of Broz
romantic emo teenage flick - Elektra and Renard parents of Talia and Bane
porn - Skirting the Doctor, The Oil Tycoon and the Nuclear Physicist.
50's Sci Fi - The Man With A Bullet In His Brain
Horror - Slain In Spain
Educational / Documentary - Skirting The Issue: Relationships In The Workplace
Comedy - Dr Jones' Pom Poms
Romance - Shadow Onatop Of Her
Porn - Bond Gets Screwed
I liked the sea men one too. ;-)
I thought that one was pushing it, so I changed it.
I would have gone-
GE- Know Your Role And Shut Your Hole, Bitch
TND- History Of Tired Old Porn Lines Volume 2
TWINE- Too Late For The Threesome/Where's My Warmflash James?
DAD- Sam's Secret Fantasies
Porn- Shooting Sea Men with my gun
The World Is Not Enough
Bad 50s science fiction- Attack of the Nuclear Submarines
Horror- I'm already dead
Educational/documentary- How to destroy cars with a giant saw
Comedy- Swimming in Caviar
Romantic- I never miss
Porn- It's Big and Black, and the driver is a VERY good friend of mine
Horror - The Devil's Breath
Educational / Documentary - If you're Q....does that make him R
Comedy - Always have escape plan
Romance - Christmis in Turkey
Porn - There's no point in living if you can't feel alive
Bad 50s science fiction - Nuclear Submarine FUBARs/Attack of the Swinging Chainsaws
Horror- The Printing Press that Ate Him Alive (aka Bloody Bad News)
Educational/documentary- Bad German Accents/How to Dress for Underwater Driving
Comedy- Christmas is a Turkey/Pipeline Bobsledding
Romantic- Close, But No Cigar/Let's Stay Undercover
Porn- Once a Year is Not Enough/Paris Nights, Christmas Delights/You Taste Like Caviar
50s: The Attack of the Killer Heloblades
Horror: Tales of Pain Faces From the Torture Chair
Educational: How Blonde Jokes Evolved Into Denise Richards Jokes or 99 Ways to Overcome Stockholm Syndrome.
Comedy: Ms. Jones the Scientist
Emo: Pierce's Kiss of Death (The Sequel) or Daddy Always Loved Me Less
Porn: Smoke My Cigar, Girl; Holding the Hot Rocks or Christmas Comes Every Day
Bad 50s Science Fiction- All the Humans Argon
Horror- Terrestrial Terror in Turkey
Educational/documentary- Fantastic Facial Feats: The Complex Art of the Pain-face (Commentary by Pierce Brosnan)
Comedy- Close, But No Cigar..........Girl
Romantic- I Garrote to Have You in My Life
Porn- Science is Sexy Vol. 28: Naughty Nuclear Physicists Get Elemental When They Take it in the Arsenic
bad 50s science fiction - The Man Who Could Feel No Pain
horror - The Nuclear Family
educational/documentary - Christmas In Turkey: Holiday Traditions of Istanbul or How To Speak Spy: Putting it in English for Those Who Don't
comedy - How Christmas Got Her Glimmer Back
romantic emo teenage flick - There's No Point In Living (If We Can't Feel Alive)
porn - Christmas Comes Once
Bad 50's science fiction - The man who couldn't feel
Horror - Helicopter-saw massacre
Educational/Documentary - Nuclear weapons disarmament made easy
Comedy - Great balls of fire
Romantic - The look of pain
Porn - One last screw
bad 50s science fiction - The Evil Adventurer!
horror - Diamond Face!
educational/documentary - Die Another Day: How to ripoff Joel Shumacher for better or worse
comedy - Freaky Friday 2: Korean to proper English Gentleman
romantic emo teenage flick - Jinx leads to frostbite
porn - Wet Jammies in a Hong Kong hotel room with Peaceful Fountains of Desire (Memories of Elliot Carver's teenage years!)
horror - A Name to Die For
educational/documentary - Our Friend with the Expensive Acne: The Story of the Diamond Dermatolagist
comedy - Tell It to the Concierge or Saved by the Bell: The Secret Agent Years
romantic emo teenage flick - The Pleasure of Your Company in Iceland
porn - Sexy MI6 Agent and Hot NSA Agent Going Down Together
Want to think of a reference to Moneypenny's last scene in Q's Lab, but I need someone a little cleverer than I.
Bad 50s Science Fiction- Icarus: The Sinister Solar Satellite From Hell
Horror- Killer Korea: The Diamond-Faced Slasher of the North
Educational/Documentary- Sex for Dinner, Death for Breakfast: The Day to Day Life of a 00
Comedy- I Am So Good, Especially When I'm Bad 2: The Title Still Doesn't Make Sense
Romantic Emo Teen Flick- I Was Dead Inside Until You Gave Me the Kiss of Life
Porn- Getting the Thrust of it: Doggy-style Compilation Vol. 6
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Wait, Don't Pull it Out, I'm Not Done With it Yet
OR
The Big Bang: Orgies Vol. 23