Mister Stamper, I'm having fun with my titles! (from now on random fun: enjoy!!)

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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,362
    Repost/Bump.

    Tomorrow Never Dies

    bad 50s science fiction - The Metal Monster Undersea
    horror - The Doctor is AAAAAHHHHHH IN!!!!
    educational/documentary - Talk Here, listen here: How to use cell phones 1997 Edition.
    comedy - The Carver Kid
    romantic emo teenage flick - Paris met the Trenches
    porn - Pumping the Danish.
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 249
    Bad 50s Science Fiction: It Came From The Newspaper!
    Horror: Torture: The Doctor is In!
    Education/Documentary: How to Start a World War.
    Comedy: Wacky Carver Teaches Kung Fu
    Romantic Emo Teenage: My Rolemodel is Dead; Time to Mourn.
    Porn: The Cheerleader in the Chicago Motel Room.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,272
    bad 50s science fiction - Hostile Takeover At 75 000 Fathoms
    horror - Knock Knock
    educational/documentary - They Print Everything These Days
    comedy - What The Hell Am I Paying You For?
    romantic emo teenage flick - Was It Something I Said?
    porn - I could shoot on you from Stuttgart und still create ze proper effect!
  • It's ironic how I of all people create the absolute worst titles. Hah.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 14,003
    Tomorrow Never Dies

    50's Sci Fi - It Came From Beneath The Waves
    Horror - Sea Driller Killer
    Educational / Documentary - Black, White & Red All Over: The Art Of Printing
    Comedy - The Electric Phone Call
    Romance - We'll Always Have Saigon
    Porn - Mr Stamper's Tool
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    edited December 2012 Posts: 3,497
    50's Sci Fi - It drove itself
    Horror - The mad doctor
    Educational / Documentary - How to make your own newspaper
    Comedy - The old man in the red jacket
    Romance - Romance under water
    Porn - Dr Kaufman's shooting from Stuttgart
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,838
    Porn - Mr Stamper's Tool
    :))

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: I Married A Mogul From Outer Space
    Horror: No One Heahs You Scream
    Educational/Documentary: Cunning Linguisity For Beginners
    Comedy: Stamper's Left Foot
    Romantic Emo Teenage: I'm In your Doorway, Baby!
    Porn: Remiiiiinding Miss Carver
  • Porn- Paris Carver: They're Real, And They're Spectacular!
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    TND

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: The black thing in the sea
    Horror: Call the doctor
    Educational/Documentary: Shakra torture: a beginner's guide
    Comedy: Fun in Hanoi
    Romantic Emo Teenage: I'll be right back
    Porn: The roommate from Zürich
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,838
    jackdagger wrote:
    Porn- Paris Carver: They're Real, And They're Spectacular!
    LOL, inspired, JD!!!!!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Kerim wrote:
    TND:

    I'll finish later, but I call the porn films as:

    One Night in Paris

    and Mr. Stamper, I'm Having Fun With My Titties.

    Right, let's complete it.

    50's: The Attack of the Bloody Printing Press
    Horror: Zombies From the Watery Grave
    Ed: Vietnam's Safety Guide For Motorcycle Driving
    Comedy: Elliot Carver, Karate Zen Master
    Emo: Pierce's Kiss of Death Part I
    Porn: Becasue it bares repeating; One Night in Paris or Mr Stamper, I'm Having Fun With My Titties

  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,538
    Bad 50s Science Fiction: Hello Elliot, interesting plan!
    Horror: Let the operation begin.
    Educational/Documentary: Somewhere in the South China Sea' is precise intelligence
    Romantic Emo Teenage: I think we've met!
    Porn: I doubt if she'll remember me. Remind her. Then pump her for information.
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 816
    Kerim wrote:

    and Mr. Stamper, I'm Having Fun With My Titties.

    DAMN!!! You beat me to it, I've been wanting to use that since I first encountered this thread (since it is what I kept accidentally reading). Thank god I had a back-up plan!

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: It Came From The Khyber Pass
    Horror CyberMagician 2: The Cyber Pass
    Educational/Documentary Banner gliding for the Advanced or Caught Adrift: Overcoming Writers' block.
    Comedy The High Wai or Is That A Gun Under Your Pillow
    Romantic Emo Teenage Decode Her
    Porn Mr. Stamper, I'm Having Fun With My Headlights; Filthy Habits 7: Smoking in Her Pass; Don't Ask, Don't Spill; Wai Lingerie; (Alright, there are too much porn titles to come up with for this one)


  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,272
    TIME FOR TWINE

    50's Sci Fi - Sink The Sub
    Horror - It's Big and Black and the driver is a very good friend of mine
    Educational / Documentary - How to install TWO beverage cup holders / How to say hello like a normal person
    Comedy - Putting My Money Where My Mouth Is
    Romance - Close, but no cigar
    Porn - Are you looking for a glimmer? / Blow your own pipeline / Putting my mouth where your money is / One Last Screw
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,362
    The World is Not Enough.

    bad 50s science fiction - The Man Who Feels Nothing
    horror - The Dark Princess
    educational/documentary - Oil Pipelines of the 90's
    comedy - The Pain of Broz
    romantic emo teenage flick - Elektra and Renard parents of Talia and Bane
    porn - Skirting the Doctor, The Oil Tycoon and the Nuclear Physicist.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited December 2012 Posts: 14,003
    The World Is Not Enough

    50's Sci Fi - The Man With A Bullet In His Brain
    Horror - Slain In Spain
    Educational / Documentary - Skirting The Issue: Relationships In The Workplace
    Comedy - Dr Jones' Pom Poms
    Romance - Shadow Onatop Of Her
    Porn - Bond Gets Screwed
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,272
    Porn - Bond Gets Screwed

    I liked the sea men one too. ;-)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited December 2012 Posts: 14,003
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Porn - Bond Gets Screwed

    I liked the sea men one too. ;-)

    I thought that one was pushing it, so I changed it.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,272
    I think in this thread it could have a decent life, @MajorDSmythe. ;-)
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 3,494
    Kerim wrote:
    TND:

    I'll finish later, but I call the porn films as:

    One Night in Paris

    and Mr. Stamper, I'm Having Fun With My Titties.

    I would have gone-


    GE- Know Your Role And Shut Your Hole, Bitch
    TND- History Of Tired Old Porn Lines Volume 2
    TWINE- Too Late For The Threesome/Where's My Warmflash James?
    DAD- Sam's Secret Fantasies




  • edited December 2012 Posts: 624
    Tomorrow Never Dies
    Porn- Shooting Sea Men with my gun

    The World Is Not Enough
    Bad 50s science fiction- Attack of the Nuclear Submarines
    Horror- I'm already dead
    Educational/documentary- How to destroy cars with a giant saw
    Comedy- Swimming in Caviar
    Romantic- I never miss
    Porn- It's Big and Black, and the driver is a VERY good friend of mine
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,538
    50's Sci Fi -Dr Warmflash
    Horror - The Devil's Breath
    Educational / Documentary - If you're Q....does that make him R
    Comedy - Always have escape plan
    Romance - Christmis in Turkey
    Porn - There's no point in living if you can't feel alive
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,480
    I have a LOT to get caught up on. For now, here is my TWINE:

    Bad 50s science fiction - Nuclear Submarine FUBARs/Attack of the Swinging Chainsaws
    Horror- The Printing Press that Ate Him Alive (aka Bloody Bad News)
    Educational/documentary- Bad German Accents/How to Dress for Underwater Driving
    Comedy- Christmas is a Turkey/Pipeline Bobsledding
    Romantic- Close, But No Cigar/Let's Stay Undercover
    Porn- Once a Year is Not Enough/Paris Nights, Christmas Delights/You Taste Like Caviar
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    TWINE:

    50s: The Attack of the Killer Heloblades
    Horror: Tales of Pain Faces From the Torture Chair
    Educational: How Blonde Jokes Evolved Into Denise Richards Jokes or 99 Ways to Overcome Stockholm Syndrome.
    Comedy: Ms. Jones the Scientist
    Emo: Pierce's Kiss of Death (The Sequel) or Daddy Always Loved Me Less
    Porn: Smoke My Cigar, Girl; Holding the Hot Rocks or Christmas Comes Every Day
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    The World Is Not Enough

    Bad 50s Science Fiction- All the Humans Argon
    Horror- Terrestrial Terror in Turkey
    Educational/documentary- Fantastic Facial Feats: The Complex Art of the Pain-face (Commentary by Pierce Brosnan)
    Comedy- Close, But No Cigar..........Girl
    Romantic- I Garrote to Have You in My Life
    Porn- Science is Sexy Vol. 28: Naughty Nuclear Physicists Get Elemental When They Take it in the Arsenic

  • bad 50s science fiction - The Man Who Could Feel No Pain
    horror - The Nuclear Family
    educational/documentary - Christmas In Turkey: Holiday Traditions of Istanbul or How To Speak Spy: Putting it in English for Those Who Don't
    comedy - How Christmas Got Her Glimmer Back
    romantic emo teenage flick - There's No Point In Living (If We Can't Feel Alive)
    porn - Christmas Comes Once
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    TWINE

    Bad 50's science fiction - The man who couldn't feel
    Horror - Helicopter-saw massacre
    Educational/Documentary - Nuclear weapons disarmament made easy
    Comedy - Great balls of fire
    Romantic - The look of pain
    Porn - One last screw
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,362
    Die Another Day

    bad 50s science fiction - The Evil Adventurer!
    horror - Diamond Face!
    educational/documentary - Die Another Day: How to ripoff Joel Shumacher for better or worse
    comedy - Freaky Friday 2: Korean to proper English Gentleman
    romantic emo teenage flick - Jinx leads to frostbite
    porn - Wet Jammies in a Hong Kong hotel room with Peaceful Fountains of Desire (Memories of Elliot Carver's teenage years!)
  • edited December 2012 Posts: 414
    bad 50s science fiction - It Came From North Korea!
    horror - A Name to Die For
    educational/documentary - Our Friend with the Expensive Acne: The Story of the Diamond Dermatolagist
    comedy - Tell It to the Concierge or Saved by the Bell: The Secret Agent Years
    romantic emo teenage flick - The Pleasure of Your Company in Iceland
    porn - Sexy MI6 Agent and Hot NSA Agent Going Down Together

    Want to think of a reference to Moneypenny's last scene in Q's Lab, but I need someone a little cleverer than I.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Die Another Day

    Bad 50s Science Fiction- Icarus: The Sinister Solar Satellite From Hell
    Horror- Killer Korea: The Diamond-Faced Slasher of the North
    Educational/Documentary- Sex for Dinner, Death for Breakfast: The Day to Day Life of a 00
    Comedy- I Am So Good, Especially When I'm Bad 2: The Title Still Doesn't Make Sense
    Romantic Emo Teen Flick- I Was Dead Inside Until You Gave Me the Kiss of Life
    Porn- Getting the Thrust of it: Doggy-style Compilation Vol. 6
    OR
    Wait, Don't Pull it Out, I'm Not Done With it Yet
    OR
    The Big Bang: Orgies Vol. 23
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