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Bad 50's Sci-Fi - The Bad Film from Outer Space
Horror - Mr. Kil 2: Not only a name to die for
Educational Documentary - The Worst Movies of 2002
Comedy - From Terrorist to Saint: A Korean Story that isn't Gangnam Style
Romantic Emo Teen Flick - The Twilight Saga: Ice Palaces Breaking at Dawn
Porn - The virtual reality of a sex maniac
That's what she said
50s: The Revenge of the Diamond Faced Man or It Came From Lee Tamadori's Mind
Horror: Ice Hostel
Education: 2002 Ways To Stay Entertained in a North Korean Prison Camp
Comedy: Cockfights With Swords or CGI Bloopers and Blunders
Emo: Pierce's Kiss of Life or Virtual Love
Porn: Getting the Thrust of It or Frosting Miranda
50's SciFi - The House Of Ice
Horror - Die Another Day 2
Educational / Documentary - An Ice Chandelier Is A Good Cure For Diamond Acne
Comedy - Your Face Or Mine
Romance - You Restart My Heart
Porn - It Shrinks When Wet
Die Another Day
bad 50s science fiction: To the casual eye its as good as invisible!
horror: I'm Mr Kil!
educational/documentary: DNA replacement therapy!
comedy: Yo Momma!
romantic: Sex for Breakfast!
porn: Wow, now there's a mouthfull
50's SciFi - The Two Faced Transplant Terror
Horror - Jinx Returns! or Killer Acne
Educational / Documentary - How to Make Bad CGI or North Korean Hot Spots to Avoid at All Costs
Comedy - Parachuting Pompous Prigs or Dude, Where's My Invisible Car? (Oops... oh, right ...)
Romance - Ice, Ice Baby or Frosty the Snow Babe
Porn - We All Get The Thrust or Pierce's Last Thrust
50's SciFi - The Deadly Ray From Outer Space
Horror - The Old Lady waiting by your bed
Educational / Documentary - Sport, Accommodation, Cultural Clashes... The official guide for your holidays in North Korea.
Comedy - Tell It to the Concierge!
Romance - I've missed your sparkling personality.
Porn - "I was... just testing it out" : Virtual Sex at Work
bad 50s science fiction: The Last Man At The Table
horror: Ball Scratcher IV: Will you yield?
educational/documentary: How to violate the only inviolable rule.
comedy: Skewer the lamb, sink a house! James Bond is back, and looking for a spouse.
romantic emo teenage flick: Weeping blood for you
porn: The little finger - nearly killed me
bad 50s science fiction - Mystery at the Casino
horror - Weeping Blood from a Mad Man
educational/documentary - Casino Royale: The real thing not the crappy 1967 abomination
comedy - Going Overboard with Le Chiffre
romantic emo teenage flick - Vesper and James
porn - Madame Woo and Fukutu
Horror: Tears of Blood
Educational: The Ophelia Complex- Women and Watery Graves
Comedy: Spade or Neutered!
Emo: Untying the Love Knot
Porn: You Know My Name- You'll Be Screaming It Later
Bad 50's Sci-Fi: The Ball-Scratching alien from Casino Royale
Horror: The casino at the end of the street
Educational Documentary: Which is more important to Quantum? Trust or Money?
Comedy: Dumb and Dumber plus 8: At the Casino where there are only two good players.
Romantic Emo Teen Film: I'm drowning for you.
Porn: Fukutu f*cks U2
Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Crazed Bomb-Maker of Madagascar
Horror- Vesper IS Her Name, and She DOES Give Her Parents Hell For It
Educational/Documentary- Kitchen Cooking Creations Vol. 8: How to Avoid Skewering Your Lamb
OR
Locking Picking 101: How To Break Into Your Boss's Apartment
Comedy- I Flipped My Aston 7 Times For This S@#$?!
OR
Do I Have a Little Itch Down There, Or Am I Just Happy To See You?
Romantic Emo Teen Flick- You May Have Stripped Me Of My Armor, But You've Knighted My Heart With Love
Porn- I'd Take Your Hand, But You Need It To Pleasure Me!
OR
Babes of the Bahamas Vol. 007: These Ladies Will Do Anything to Know YOUR Password
DAD
50's SciFi - Revenge of the altered ego!
Horror - Mr Kill is coming for you!
Educational / Documentary - Fencing VI: Changing your weapons
Comedy - Keep it aloft! Satalite adrift.
Romance - Sparkling together.
Porn - It's my laser honey!
CR
50's SciFi - The agent that found him everywhere
Horror - He wants to let you eat what you don't seem to treasure!
Educational / Documentary - Card games: let them drag on and beat them through boredom!
Comedy - Pull a joker at poker!
Romance - It wasn't meant, or was it?
Porn - Coming Royale!
50's SciFi - Aliens Built the Houses in Venice
Horror - They Have People Everywhere
Educational / Doc - Breaking Into Your Boss's Home (not for everyone) OR TheLivingRoyale - What's In A Name?
Comedy - I'm The Money OR Do We Look Like We Need The Money?
Romance - Love on a Train OR I'm Skewered for You
Porn - Every Penny OR Dan's Little Finger OR Vesper's Whispers
Horror - I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.
Educational / Doc - Jack Bauer whasn't it or what is James Bond ?, iam confused.
Comedy - It is yellow with black stripes and it dies when it try's to kill you what is it ?? A Bee ?? No Vesper
Romance - Mr. White? We need to talk.
Porn - Solange: James don't do that you kittle my pussy.
50's: The Invasion of the Giant Pinkie or The Tell Tale Bluff
Horror: The Man Who Wept Blood or The Deranged Body Artist
Educational: How to Count Cards and Survive Cardiac Arrest (2006 Edition)
Comedy: The Langley Brother From Another Mother
Emo: Don't Do Dan's Death Dance or I'd Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
Porn: Sloppy Seconds With Solange or African Jungle Fever or Ball Scratchers VI
Edit: Brady did.
Casino Royale 2006
50's sci-fi - The crane of terror meets genitals violation extra-terrestrials
Horror - Women stalk the streets with too much mascara, and heads shrink to golf balls after getting wet
Educational - How to win at cards and steal an expensive car
Comedy - Bond has a royal flush after using the Queen's restroom
Romance - You can do whatever you want with my little finger
Porn - I simply couldn't find anything suitable. Er, Bond has a 'full house' - of rabid uncontrollable pornstars
? ? ?
I had a certain level of difficult with this thread, but once was enough :-<
50's SciFi - Bloody Eye
Horror - The Fall Of The House Of Gettler
Educational / Documentary - Air Bags & Bullets Don't Mix
Comedy - Who's Finger Is This, Anyway?
Romance - You Say Rolex, I Say Omega, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off
Porn - The Ball Busters
50's SciFi - Invasion of the Card Snatchers
Horror - Cutting Cards, Arms and Genitals in a Remote Transylvanian Hotel
Educational / Documentary - Stairs, Drinks, Knives, Showers, Cars... Understanding the customs Of Montenegrin Accommodation
Comedy - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn ? Let's Throw Away Bondian Gimmicks !
Romance - Bond and Vesper laying in Venice, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Porn - 'Ouch', the Man with a Moustache and a Big Tool who made 007 Scream !
I love this tread !
I think you got the 'porn' one alright. You just put it down as 'Romance' ;)
bad 50s science fiction - The Tosca Monster.
horror - Drowning in Oil.
educational/documentary - How to shorten a movie with speed editing and jump cuts!
comedy - Will the real Elvis come back and replace this impostor of a Henchmen.
romantic emo teenage flick - Burning passion to kill a general.
porn - That wasn't oil in her lungs as the real answer is written on the Stationary.
50's SciFi - It Came From Forster's Mind
Horror - Oil Massage Gone Horribly Wrong
Educational / Documentary - Truly Bad Titles for Films (Vol. 1) or How To Fight With An Axe (not the head - go for the feet!) or Desert Survival Tips (What NOT to drink)
Comedy - Opera Hi-Jinks or I Spy At The Opera
Romance - Oil Me Up, James or Help Me Find My ... Stationery
Porn - Strawberry Fields Forever
Well, really my romance titles and porn titles could easily be exchanged ... ;)
50's SciFi - The Creatures from the Black Bolivian Lagoon
Horror - The Curse of the Giant Eye
Educational / Documentary - Bolivian Transports and Water Issues in Latin America
Comedy - 'I have a Necklace just like it!' The Search for The Serial Lover
Romance - Two For the Road
Porn - Strawberry Fields and the Oily Fluids
or 'Take a deep breath, you only got one shot, make it count!'
or 'Time To Get Out'
50's SciFi - Some Green Moster is coming to get and to humiliate you
Horror - Back to London: That's a first class ticket back to hell.
Educational / Documentary - How can they be everywhere and we know nothing about them! - The documentry that proof she whas wrong.
Comedy - Time to get out of that car!
Romance - We are like lemon and lime Mr Bond: we look difrent from outside but from inside we all whant the same.
Porn - James, move your ass!
Quantum Of Solace
50's sci-fi - Saturated oil ladies run wild in past throwback
Horror - Elvis returns - but no-one is shook up
Educational - Don't watch this after a rollercoaster ride or The Blair Witch Project
Comedy - Bond escapes from an elevator while shackled and surrounded by four heavy guards
Romance - Bond and Montes have a burning desire for each other
Porn - Bond (Marc) 'Forster' - to do unspeakable sex acts with Strawberries (Fields) and (Barbara) Broccoli
I'm no good as these damn things :-<
50's: The Attack of the Shaky Camera
Horror: It Makes My Skin Crawl or The Environmental Axe Weilder
Educational: How to Negotiate for More Than 60%
Comedy: Teachers on Sabbatical or Elvis Fights
Emo: I'm Not Into You and Tosca
Porn: Strawberry's Cream, Lube Up Ms. Fields and Get In or Quantum of Sluts Vol 8
Horror: Left alone in the desert
Educational: How to behave during an opera
Comedy: The fake airplane
Romance: Photograph of a past lover
Porn: Strawberry doesn't know who you are volume 1
Soundtrack: AC/DC - Cover you in oil (Ballbreaker, 1995)
Horror: Lover's Revenge
Educational: Cover names and general confusion with Rene Mathis
Comedy: Trumped-up Evidence
Romance: When in Bolivia
Emo: Forgive her, blame yourself
Porn: 'Camille Mont-ass shakes it up', or 'Damage my Goods, Baby' or 'Bondage IV: I hope she has handcuffs'
Perfect title for that genre already.