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  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    You can do better. :-?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Quantum of Solace

    Bad 50s Science Fiction- We Have People EVERYWHERE
    Horror- Mr. White Picks His Own Color: BLOOD RED!
    Educational/Documentary- Terracotta Tales: A History of Sienna's Rooftops
    Comedy- James, Move Your A#$...So I Can See!
    Emo Teenage Romance- Even All These Pills Can't Help Me Forget You, Baby
    Porn- CHEATERS Caught in the Act Vol. 8: They Should Have Found A Better Place to Meet
    OR
    Bukakke Diaries Vol. 33: You Only Need One Shot, Make It Count
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    Posts: 3,497
    :-)) =))
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,331
    Quantum of Solace

    Bad 50s Science Fiction- The world without water
    Horror- Beds are burning: no escape from a fiery hotel
    Educational/Documentary- How to get rid of untrustworthy staff VII: Geographers
    Comedy- How to tell the Boss?
    Emo Teenage Romance- She lives on in his memory
    Porn- The General shags them all!


  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,256
    bad 50s science fiction: A ride with a skeleton
    horror: the oil bathers
    educational/documentary: How to dispense of a friend's body
    comedy: Get in! I - said - get - in.
    romantic emo teenage flick: I never left
    porn: Horse riding in Italy

    I will add SF very soon, but I'm keeping QOS open for a while longer. ;-)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,331
    DarthDimi wrote:
    porn: Horse riding in Italy

    You really do have a dirty mind, don't you? ;)

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,256
    CommanderRoss wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    porn: Horse riding in Italy

    You really do have a dirty mind, don't you? ;)

    I was planning to use other words instead of 'riding'. At one point I had a particular alliteration effect in mind but I dropped it in favour of public decency. ;-)
  • SlyFox007SlyFox007
    edited January 2013 Posts: 414
    JamesCraig wrote:
    You can do better. :-?

    Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Quantum of Solitude
    Horror- Dead End: Connection Terminated
    Educational/Documentary- It's Time To Go: Telling Your Friends from Your Enemies
    Comedy- Elvis: Not to Be Confused With the King of Rock and Roll
    Emo Teenage Romance- I Didn't Know I Had Friends Here
    Porn- Quantum of Sol-Ass or Quantum of Phallus
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,256
    Time for SF
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Whoo hoo! This thread has been so much fun, honestly.
    Going back to using a slash mark when I have more than one entry in a category ...

    Skyfall

    bad 50s science fiction: Attack of the Killer Komodos
    horror: The Sky Is Falling! /Take the Bloody Shot!
    educational/documentary: A Cautionary Tale: The Effects of Swallowing Cyanide/Joy Riding on Trains (Part 2 - Istanbul)
    comedy: Silva's Fun House of Wigs/Who is Q?
    romantic emo teenage flick: A Close Shave/All About Eve
    porn: Once More Into The Breach/I Feel Naked Without It/Shanghai Showers
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,331

    Skyfall
    Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Island of evil technology
    Horror- Cyanide survivor
    Educational/Documentary- How to rearrange rooftiles in a hurry
    Comedy- Mummy won't like this one!
    Emo Teenage Romance- Saving her from fear
    Porn- Watching her in the window
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,634
    Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Resurrected Agent
    Horror- The Man on Ghost Island
    Educational/Documentary- The underground train system in London
    Comedy- Breadcrumbs to Scotland
    Emo Teenage Romance- Killing Her Fears
    Porn- What makes you think it's my first time?
  • jackdaggerjackdagger
    Posts: 498
    Bad 50's Scifi: Caped Bulldogs from Outer Space
    Horror: Isle of the Cannibal Rats
    Educational: DIY Home Security Systems
    Comedy: How to Train Your Komodo Dragon
    Emo: Cyanide and Old Lace
    Porn: Cock It Up!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2013 Posts: 28,694
    Skyfall

    Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Tech Wizard from the Secret Island
    Horror- Last Rat Standing
    Educational/Documentary- How to Last 50 Years in Cinema for Dummies: THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE
    OR
    Faults of Modern Man: Sometimes, the Old Ways Are Best
    Comedy- I Think We Cocked It Up
    Emo Teenage Romance- Don't You Dare Touch Her! She's Mine
    OR
    I'm Keen to Get Back Home To You, Darling
    Porn- Mommy Was Very Bad Vol 9: Sons Catch MILF Mothers in the Act
    OR
    Sexy Singles Lose Their Virginity Vol. 5: This Really Was My First Time!
  • YtterbiumYtterbium
    edited December 2012 Posts: 269
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    How to Last 50 Years in Cinema for Dummies: THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE
    Nice one !!!

    I love this thread. Here we go for a last one :

    Skyfall

    50's SciFi - Skyfall From Outer Space
    Horror - The Spy Who Came In From Death
    Educational / Documentary - From Tennyson to Turner, From Churchill's Bunker To Westminster... a Guided Tour Through London's Historical Figures and Landmarks
    Comedy - Kincade, Guess who's coming to dinner ?
    Romance - Hey, I've Just Met You, and This is Crazy, but Here is my Boat Number, So Come Under the Shower Maybe...
    Porn - "It's rather uncomfortable" : Old Fashion Romance with an 80 year old boss.


  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Ytterbium wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    How to Last 50 Years in Cinema for Dummies: THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE
    Nice one !!!

    I love this thread. Here we go for a last one :

    Skyfall

    50's SciFi - Skyfall From Outer Space
    Horror - The Spy Who Came In From Death
    Educational / Documentary - From Tennyson to Turner, From Churchill's Bunker To Westminster... a Guided Tour Through London's Historical Figures and Landmarks
    Comedy - Guess who's coming to dinner ?
    Romance - Hey, I've Just Met You, and This is Crazy, but Here is my Boat Number, So Come Under the Shower Maybe...
    Porn - "It's rather uncomfortable" : Old Fashion Romance with an 80 year old boss.


    Geez, I am laughing out loud. Good one.

  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited December 2012 Posts: 4,537
    Skyfall

    50's SciFi - O sexy misogynist dragon, thank you for you help chep ?
    Horror - Double, double toil and trouble;Fire burn, and caldron bubble. Double, double toil and trouble Something wicked this way comes. / Gun's N' Roses: Knockin On Heavens Door
    Educational / Documentary - Q found another place to meet Ben Wishaw
    Comedy - Hans & Grietje: The Breadcrume of Light / Kincade Kincade Kincade who knocks on my door so late.
    Romance - You may have my number, you can take my breath a way But you'll never have my name
    Porn - What makes you think it's my first time?
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    May as well get it out the way

    Skyfall

    50's Sci Fi - On the London subway, no-one can hear you scream

    Horror - Giant lizards and a swarm of rats disfigure faces

    Educational - Do not attack remote ancestral homes with home-alone type traps

    Comedy - M, f--ks it up, as instead of arriving at Bonds home in Scotland, they take a wrong turn on route and end up at Lands End

    Romance - Bond and Silva haven't 'rodent' to each other for such a long time

    Porn - James Bond has a nasty surprise when he finds more than just soap in the shower
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,359
    Skyfall

    bad 50s science fiction - Revenge of the Lawnmower Man

    horror - The Castle in the Highlands has eyes.

    educational/documentary - Rookie to Seasoned Agent within 6 Years

    comedy - Dude wheres my DB5?

    romantic emo teenage flick - Welcome to my island Mr. Bond

    porn - Oh Mr. Bond...I'm a man or Cougars I eject from my car for not trusting me.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited January 2013 Posts: 2,629
    Let's go out in style here.

    SF:

    50s: The Revenge of the Man With The Removal Jaw or The Clash of The Kimono Dragons.
    Horror: The Abandonded Island or The Runaway Tube Car
    Educational: How to Break Into Your Boss' House (2nd Edition) or Hacking For Dummies or The Proper Way to Pay Homage to Past Films.
    Comedy: Eject Momma From The Car or Welcome to Scotland You Jumped Up Little S**t!
    Emo: I'm Dead to Everyone or I Left Him to Die or She Unloaded On Me

    And finally,

    Porn:

    Take the Body Shot
    Silva's Sensual Massages
    Severine's Sultry and Steamy Showers (The Golden Edition)
    Fun With Tied Up Women
    Six Men With Hard Weapons and a Girl...How Bukkake Originated
    We're Not Into That Sort of Thing...Anymore
    Shaving Bond's Commander
    and,
    Bad Mommy's (Vol. 12)

    Edit: Last second entry for the Educational Category. How to Destroy Your Childhood Home and Get Your Bossed Killed on the Same Day.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    God, these are funny! Hate for this to end.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited December 2012 Posts: 5,745
    We could always do other films. Or Fleming chapter titles.

    CR:
    50's Sci-Fi: Attack of the French Ball-Busters
    Horror: You'll Cry Blood
    Educational: How To Piss Off Miami Dade Airport
    Comedy: 2 Gays At A Bar In The Bahamas
    Emo: Love Through Betrayal
    Porn: She Sunk My Elevator

    QoS:
    50's Sci-Fi: Rise of the Eye Opera
    Horror: Hotel Inferno
    Educational: How To Avoid Worms In Bolivia
    Comedy: Elvis' Standup: Live
    Emo: Dancing With Strawberry Fields
    Porn: Suck My Desert Dry

    Skyfall:
    50's Sci-FI: The Dead Spy Returns
    Horror: Booby-Trap Shack
    Educational: Weaponizing Light-bulbs: A 37 Step Guide
    Comedy: The Hag I Have To Drag Along
    Emo: Age Is Just A Number, Join Me In Slumber
    Porn: Shower Me By The Sea or Guide My Ship With Your Rudder
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    We could do a review and vote for the best entry for each category of each film.

    I nominate everything I submitted. :O)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,480
    And I would vote for you most of the time, Kerim.
    Except for my own entries getting my vote first, of course. ;)

    Hey! I just remembered I didn't do all of them - I was offsite for about 6 or 8 weeks due to not wanting spoilers. I have a few to do - yay! Looks like I can still do Dr. No, FRWL, AVTAK, TLD, and LTK, and GE. I will recheck momentarily.

    I left off with TSWLM and came back at TWINE, and I missed the first 2. OK, sorry for the upcoming influx. If you all don't feel like reading all of mine, that's okay; it is just so fun for me to do I will try to get them done today and tomorrow. Sorry I cannot post them where the others are on the right pages ....
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited December 2012 Posts: 5,745
    Updated my original comment with the last three entries.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,331
    4EverBonded wrote:
    And I would vote for you most of the time, Kerim.
    Except for my own entries getting my vote first, of course. ;)

    Hey! I just remembered I didn't do all of them - I was offsite for about 6 or 8 weeks due to not wanting spoilers. I have a few to do - yay! Looks like I can still do Dr. No, FRWL, AVTAK, TLD, and LTK, and GE. I will recheck momentarily.

    I left off with TSWLM and came back at TWINE, and I missed the first 2. OK, sorry for the upcoming influx. If you all don't feel like reading all of mine, that's okay; it is just so fun for me to do I will try to get them done today and tomorrow. Sorry I cannot post them where the others are on the right pages ....

    If I have time I might join in and do the same as you, as I got in really late. And indeed, @Kerim I might vote for most of yours too, you seem to have a nack for these things. And a dirty mind. That too. ;)

  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,359
    We could always do the Video Games, Agent Under Fire has alot of Material to make good joke titles out of. :p
  • YtterbiumYtterbium
    Posts: 269
    Or we can do Casino Royale 1967. The problem is that it is already a SciFi movie, a comedy, a romance, and kind of a horror movie =:)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,256
    CR67

    bad 50s science fiction: Dr Noah's Deadly Pills
    horror: The Killer Toupee Comes Loose
    educational/documentary: How To Remove Lord Nelson From Trafalgar Square
    comedy: Sir James and His Piper Girls
    romantic emo teenage flick: Look Down Here For My Credentials
    porn: Spy Sex Scandals IV: James Bond does Mata Hari
  • SlyFox007SlyFox007
    Posts: 414
    bad 50s science fiction: Flying Saucer Over London
    horror: 7 Faces of Mr. Bond
    educational/documentary: How to Wow at Your Next Job Interview: Hosted by Miss Moneypenny
    comedy: The Bond of the Pink Panther
    romantic emo teenage flick: If You're Too Tired I'll Walk Amok With You
    porn: One Night with Miss Goodthighs
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