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Bad 50s Science Fiction- We Have People EVERYWHERE
Horror- Mr. White Picks His Own Color: BLOOD RED!
Educational/Documentary- Terracotta Tales: A History of Sienna's Rooftops
Comedy- James, Move Your A#$...So I Can See!
Emo Teenage Romance- Even All These Pills Can't Help Me Forget You, Baby
Porn- CHEATERS Caught in the Act Vol. 8: They Should Have Found A Better Place to Meet
OR
Bukakke Diaries Vol. 33: You Only Need One Shot, Make It Count
Bad 50s Science Fiction- The world without water
Horror- Beds are burning: no escape from a fiery hotel
Educational/Documentary- How to get rid of untrustworthy staff VII: Geographers
Comedy- How to tell the Boss?
Emo Teenage Romance- She lives on in his memory
Porn- The General shags them all!
horror: the oil bathers
educational/documentary: How to dispense of a friend's body
comedy: Get in! I - said - get - in.
romantic emo teenage flick: I never left
porn: Horse riding in Italy
I will add SF very soon, but I'm keeping QOS open for a while longer. ;-)
You really do have a dirty mind, don't you? ;)
I was planning to use other words instead of 'riding'. At one point I had a particular alliteration effect in mind but I dropped it in favour of public decency. ;-)
Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Quantum of Solitude
Horror- Dead End: Connection Terminated
Educational/Documentary- It's Time To Go: Telling Your Friends from Your Enemies
Comedy- Elvis: Not to Be Confused With the King of Rock and Roll
Emo Teenage Romance- I Didn't Know I Had Friends Here
Porn- Quantum of Sol-Ass or Quantum of Phallus
Going back to using a slash mark when I have more than one entry in a category ...
Skyfall
bad 50s science fiction: Attack of the Killer Komodos
horror: The Sky Is Falling! /Take the Bloody Shot!
educational/documentary: A Cautionary Tale: The Effects of Swallowing Cyanide/Joy Riding on Trains (Part 2 - Istanbul)
comedy: Silva's Fun House of Wigs/Who is Q?
romantic emo teenage flick: A Close Shave/All About Eve
porn: Once More Into The Breach/I Feel Naked Without It/Shanghai Showers
Skyfall
Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Island of evil technology
Horror- Cyanide survivor
Educational/Documentary- How to rearrange rooftiles in a hurry
Comedy- Mummy won't like this one!
Emo Teenage Romance- Saving her from fear
Porn- Watching her in the window
Horror- The Man on Ghost Island
Educational/Documentary- The underground train system in London
Comedy- Breadcrumbs to Scotland
Emo Teenage Romance- Killing Her Fears
Porn- What makes you think it's my first time?
Horror: Isle of the Cannibal Rats
Educational: DIY Home Security Systems
Comedy: How to Train Your Komodo Dragon
Emo: Cyanide and Old Lace
Porn: Cock It Up!
Bad 50s Science Fiction- The Tech Wizard from the Secret Island
Horror- Last Rat Standing
Educational/Documentary- How to Last 50 Years in Cinema for Dummies: THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE
OR
Faults of Modern Man: Sometimes, the Old Ways Are Best
Comedy- I Think We Cocked It Up
Emo Teenage Romance- Don't You Dare Touch Her! She's Mine
OR
I'm Keen to Get Back Home To You, Darling
Porn- Mommy Was Very Bad Vol 9: Sons Catch MILF Mothers in the Act
OR
Sexy Singles Lose Their Virginity Vol. 5: This Really Was My First Time!
I love this thread. Here we go for a last one :
Skyfall
50's SciFi - Skyfall From Outer Space
Horror - The Spy Who Came In From Death
Educational / Documentary - From Tennyson to Turner, From Churchill's Bunker To Westminster... a Guided Tour Through London's Historical Figures and Landmarks
Comedy - Kincade, Guess who's coming to dinner ?
Romance - Hey, I've Just Met You, and This is Crazy, but Here is my Boat Number, So Come Under the Shower Maybe...
Porn - "It's rather uncomfortable" : Old Fashion Romance with an 80 year old boss.
Geez, I am laughing out loud. Good one.
50's SciFi - O sexy misogynist dragon, thank you for you help chep ?
Horror - Double, double toil and trouble;Fire burn, and caldron bubble. Double, double toil and trouble Something wicked this way comes. / Gun's N' Roses: Knockin On Heavens Door
Educational / Documentary - Q found another place to meet Ben Wishaw
Comedy - Hans & Grietje: The Breadcrume of Light / Kincade Kincade Kincade who knocks on my door so late.
Romance - You may have my number, you can take my breath a way But you'll never have my name
Porn - What makes you think it's my first time?
Skyfall
50's Sci Fi - On the London subway, no-one can hear you scream
Horror - Giant lizards and a swarm of rats disfigure faces
Educational - Do not attack remote ancestral homes with home-alone type traps
Comedy - M, f--ks it up, as instead of arriving at Bonds home in Scotland, they take a wrong turn on route and end up at Lands End
Romance - Bond and Silva haven't 'rodent' to each other for such a long time
Porn - James Bond has a nasty surprise when he finds more than just soap in the shower
bad 50s science fiction - Revenge of the Lawnmower Man
horror - The Castle in the Highlands has eyes.
educational/documentary - Rookie to Seasoned Agent within 6 Years
comedy - Dude wheres my DB5?
romantic emo teenage flick - Welcome to my island Mr. Bond
porn - Oh Mr. Bond...I'm a man or Cougars I eject from my car for not trusting me.
SF:
50s: The Revenge of the Man With The Removal Jaw or The Clash of The Kimono Dragons.
Horror: The Abandonded Island or The Runaway Tube Car
Educational: How to Break Into Your Boss' House (2nd Edition) or Hacking For Dummies or The Proper Way to Pay Homage to Past Films.
Comedy: Eject Momma From The Car or Welcome to Scotland You Jumped Up Little S**t!
Emo: I'm Dead to Everyone or I Left Him to Die or She Unloaded On Me
And finally,
Porn:
Take the Body Shot
Silva's Sensual Massages
Severine's Sultry and Steamy Showers (The Golden Edition)
Fun With Tied Up Women
Six Men With Hard Weapons and a Girl...How Bukkake Originated
We're Not Into That Sort of Thing...Anymore
Shaving Bond's Commander
and,
Bad Mommy's (Vol. 12)
Edit: Last second entry for the Educational Category. How to Destroy Your Childhood Home and Get Your Bossed Killed on the Same Day.
CR:
50's Sci-Fi: Attack of the French Ball-Busters
Horror: You'll Cry Blood
Educational: How To Piss Off Miami Dade Airport
Comedy: 2 Gays At A Bar In The Bahamas
Emo: Love Through Betrayal
Porn: She Sunk My Elevator
QoS:
50's Sci-Fi: Rise of the Eye Opera
Horror: Hotel Inferno
Educational: How To Avoid Worms In Bolivia
Comedy: Elvis' Standup: Live
Emo: Dancing With Strawberry Fields
Porn: Suck My Desert Dry
Skyfall:
50's Sci-FI: The Dead Spy Returns
Horror: Booby-Trap Shack
Educational: Weaponizing Light-bulbs: A 37 Step Guide
Comedy: The Hag I Have To Drag Along
Emo: Age Is Just A Number, Join Me In Slumber
Porn: Shower Me By The Sea or Guide My Ship With Your Rudder
I nominate everything I submitted. :O)
Except for my own entries getting my vote first, of course. ;)
Hey! I just remembered I didn't do all of them - I was offsite for about 6 or 8 weeks due to not wanting spoilers. I have a few to do - yay! Looks like I can still do Dr. No, FRWL, AVTAK, TLD, and LTK, and GE. I will recheck momentarily.
I left off with TSWLM and came back at TWINE, and I missed the first 2. OK, sorry for the upcoming influx. If you all don't feel like reading all of mine, that's okay; it is just so fun for me to do I will try to get them done today and tomorrow. Sorry I cannot post them where the others are on the right pages ....
If I have time I might join in and do the same as you, as I got in really late. And indeed, @Kerim I might vote for most of yours too, you seem to have a nack for these things. And a dirty mind. That too. ;)
bad 50s science fiction: Dr Noah's Deadly Pills
horror: The Killer Toupee Comes Loose
educational/documentary: How To Remove Lord Nelson From Trafalgar Square
comedy: Sir James and His Piper Girls
romantic emo teenage flick: Look Down Here For My Credentials
porn: Spy Sex Scandals IV: James Bond does Mata Hari
horror: 7 Faces of Mr. Bond
educational/documentary: How to Wow at Your Next Job Interview: Hosted by Miss Moneypenny
comedy: The Bond of the Pink Panther
romantic emo teenage flick: If You're Too Tired I'll Walk Amok With You
porn: One Night with Miss Goodthighs