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Get those eye drops and drool napkins ready gang, here's our next match. Our next two contestants are an eyefull and a handfull.
The first contestant got here by defeating CR's Valenka and the Gypsy Girls of FRWL. She knows how to make $ 5,000 simply by using her supple wrists. This lady is a fan of water sports and pervert conventions. Coming down to the Randomnator Arena with her loaded...um...dice. She's American born and Russian made. Here comes Diamonds Are Forever's Lana Wood...
Plenty O'Toole
Let's now welcome Plenty's opponent. This woman has done well in her first two matches. She defeated Golden Girl, Jill Masterson and the Original Femme Fatale, Ms. Taro. Arising from the sea, with her Jamaican shells in hand, please welcome the original Bond Girl, Dr. No's Ursula Andress...
Honey Rider
This match is guaranteed to be a knocker slobber, I mean slobberknocker.
Will Plenty unleash her killer crabs on Honey, or will Honey tweek Plenty's snake eyes. Begin the voting now.
WHAT??????:O
HONEY
Plenty
The Randomnator says let's bring out the next two contestants.
Our first contestant has won rather convincingly in her first two matches with victories over Della Churchill and Christmas Jones. I'd say she's due for a challenge. A challenge she shall get. Making her way down with her army of female fighters is Roger Moore's main woman, the one, the only, Sweden's Maud Adams....
Octopussy
Maud's opponent is no victim bride or out of place nuclear physicist. This woman defeated two formidable foes in Solange and Aki. A proven tough woman who could easily crush Octopussy's hopes of advancing to the fourth round. Hailing from the Netherlands and making her way down with her army of screaming orgasms, please welcome GoldenEye's Famke Janssen...
Xenia Onatopp
So who will it be chaps? Will the Swedish Circus Ringmaster crash into Xenia's Palace in the Soviet graveyard or will the Canadian Captain Crusher ventilate Octopussy. Vote away and let's see who will be the 5th advancee to the semi-finals.
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I have to go with Octopussy!!
Meeeow!!
:-bd