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Best Bond Girl Tournament (Your Champion: Tracy Bond)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,256
    Kara and Naomi for me as well. Because I wouldn't buy the other two an ice cream.
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    See Above
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    Jinx and Naomi
  • dragonskydragonsky
    Posts: 2,491
    Jinx vs Kara
    Bibi vs Naomi
  • H007MERH007MER
    Posts: 136
    Jinx and Naomi
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,584
    Kara and Naomi
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    Jinx vs Kara
    Bibi vs Naomi

    Tough luck for Bibi! She could have taken out Jinx easily!
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited May 2011 Posts: 13,356
    Jinx vs Kara
    Bibi vs Naomi
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    Jinx vs. Kara
    Bibi vs. Naomi
  • RogueThunderballRogueThunderball
    Posts: 306
    Jinx and Naomi!
  • anotherbondgeekanotherbondgeek
    Posts: 423
    Kara and Bibi
  • JBFan626JBFan626
    Posts: 1,497
    Jinx vs. Kara
    Bibi vs. Naomi

    For crying out loud, if Pat Smearing and Bibi Dahlhead make it to the final, I just may lose faith in humanity
  • lecherolechero
    Posts: 161
    Kara & Naomi
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,999
    Jinx vs Kara
    Bibi vs Naomi
  • timmertimmer
    edited May 2011 Posts: 4,622
    Jinx over Kara. bad triumphing over even badder.

    Bibi vs Naomi. Another two that are way down the bottom of my list, but I'll go with Naomi. At least she fits with the tradition of dangerous femme fatale, even if she didn't have much to say and her acting was almost as wooden as Bach's
  • ChuckChuck
    Posts: 212
    Kara and Naomi
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Voting has closed.

    We had a doubleheader, and we had two routs. Kara called Jinx's mama and said she was disappointed she couldn't get a good opening round opponent. Kara easily defeats Jinx 13-3.

    In an even wider margin of victory, Naomi grabbed Bibi's ice cream cone and stuck it on Bibi's forehead to celebrate her 15-1 blowout victory over Bibi.

    No surprises with these two.

    Well folks, I'm going to try another doubleheader. I think I know how the Randomnator's next matchup is going to go, so I asked it to give me a second match.

    To the first match. Your eyes will pop out over this next contestant. This lady loves hanging out at the casino and enjoys swimming pools, as long as there isn't a pervets convention there. The lady you want to see at the crap tables with her snake eyes, the Lana who gives you wood, your first contestent is....

    Plenty O'Toole

    Plenty's opponent is the first representative from the Daniel Craig era. You can also find this lady at the casino. But don't let her make you her famous drink, the heart attack. Ladies and gentlemen, now being escorted down to the casino ring by her boyfriend, Le Chiffre, I present to you...

    Valenka

    The first matchup is Plenty O'Toole vs Valenka

    http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/girls/wood.php3?t=daf&s=daf

    http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/villains/valenka.php3?t=bond21&s=bond21

    Now for the second matchup.

    Our first contestant assures us of a second day in a row with a Dalton girl. However she's from the other Dalton film. A stunning young woman who will give you her heart, but won't show it to you. She is open minded with her male company. Drug lords, ex-British agents, el Presidentes, it doesn't matter to her. Our first contestant in the second match is...

    Lupe Lamora

    Lupe's opponent is the first of four representatives from A View to a Kill. Lupe is hoping she dealt herself a blackjack. Lupe's opponent is screaming for joy about her name being announced. Lupe's opponent likes kitties and doggies and is a well educated woman. Not so good around the kitchen though. Rising from the flames, our next contestant is...

    Stacy Sutton

    http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/girls/soto.php3?t=ltk&s=ltk

    http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/girls/roberts.php3?t=avtak&s=avtak

    There you have it, the next two matches are...

    Plenty vs Valenka
    Lupe vs Stacy

    Will Plenty do a coconut smash on Valenka? Will Valenka give up her arm to poison Plenty from the tournament?

    Will Lupe rip out Stacy's heart and show it to her or will Stacy's screaming shatter Lupe's eardrums and equillibrium?

    Vote away and tune in tomorrow for the results. Same bat-time, same bat-channel.
  • RogueThunderballRogueThunderball
    Posts: 306
    Plenty and Lupe!
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    Posts: 3,262
    My votes are for Misses O'Toole and Lamora respectively, por favor.
  • timmertimmer
    Posts: 4,622
    Plenty O'Toole over the mute Valenka

    Stacey and Lupe. This is not fair. Two of my all time favourites. Oh well, must go with the best "James, James" hollerer in the series over "I love James so much" Lupe.

    Plenty and Stacey get my votes.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,256
    Plenty (because she's named after her father) and Stacey because I'd like to make her an omelet.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited May 2011 Posts: 13,999
    Plenty vs Valenka
    Lupe vs Stacy

    Plenty of Lupe is always good.
  • dragonskydragonsky
    Posts: 2,491
    Plenty vs Valenka her roots are near my country :)
    Lupe vs Stacy
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited May 2011 Posts: 13,356
    Plenty vs Valenka
    Lupe vs Stacy
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    Plenty vs Valenka
    Lupe vs Stacy
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    Plenty vs. Valenka
    Lupe vs. Stacy
  • anotherbondgeekanotherbondgeek
    Posts: 423
    Plenty and Lupe
  • ChuckChuck
    Posts: 212
    Valenka and Lupe
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2011 Posts: 2,629
    Voting has now closed.

    Plenty and Lupe will be moving on to Round Two. Plenty slipped Valenka a mickie and easily won by a 9-2 score. Lupe and Stacy were close for a while, but Lupe managed to shove Stacy down the mine shaft and prevail by a 7-4 margin.

    Up next, you are not going to believe what the Randomnator has come up with. A match that could easily be in a later round.

    I am not exaggerating when I bill this matchup The Battle of the Icons.

    Our first contestant represents a film that has already gone 0-2. This woman will try to avoid her film going 0-3. This woman looks great with a telescope and a black bikini and loves the Beatles. Allow me to introduce the first contestant. You know her as Shirley Eaton. You also know her as The Golden Girl....

    Jill Masterson

    Sadly, Jill did not get a favorable draw defending Goldfinger's Honor and Nadja. Jill's opponent looks great in a bikini as well, but she prefers a white bikini. Arising from the seas with shells in hand, knife at the side and shells not in hand. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, Ursula Andress, The Orignal....

    Honey Rider

    It's true, today's matchup is...

    Jill vs Honey

    http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/girls/eaton.php3?t=gf&s=gf

    http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/girls/andress.php3?t=dn&s=dn

    I can hear at home saying WOW! You've got to be kidding me.

    I said this was the Battle of Icons and I didn't exaggarate. No quips today. Choose the icon and I'll see you all in 24.

  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    I like Jill, but I don't love her. I don't really love Honey either, truth be told, but I like her more. And I fancy her more, which is the all-important factor in this showdown, perhaps.

    Honey for me then, please...
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