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One word movie reviews.
As I become older, I find myself overloaded with information. I can't be bothered with reading film reviews anymore. Most are trying to be different for the sake of being different (See the Guardian film section), some reviewers are tied in with the film companies so hardly impartial.
I though it would be good, if you're like me, whether we can get to the heart of the matter. One word is all we need to entice us or put us off from going to the cinema or DL a movie.
Yes I know there are similar movie review threads but not like this one and I think there is a place for something like this.
I'll start it off (providing the mods and rockers let it live):
Zero Dark Thirty.
Osamariffic!
Looper.
Fanfookingtastic.
Prometheus.
Eyegasmic.
I though it would be good, if you're like me, whether we can get to the heart of the matter. One word is all we need to entice us or put us off from going to the cinema or DL a movie.
Yes I know there are similar movie review threads but not like this one and I think there is a place for something like this.
I'll start it off (providing the mods and rockers let it live):
Zero Dark Thirty.
Osamariffic!
Looper.
Fanfookingtastic.
Prometheus.
Eyegasmic.
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Dr. No- Bold
From Russia with Love- Legendary
Goldfinger- Lethargic
Thunderball- Colorful
You Only Live Twice- Yawn
On Her Majesty's Secret Service- Lacking
Diamonds Are Forever- Slick
Live and Let Die- Groovy
The Man with the Golden Gun- Imaginative
The Spy Who Loved Me- Stylish
Moonraker- Exotic
For Your Eyes Only- Intriguing
Octopussy- Rich
A View to a Kill- Classy
The Living Daylights- Fresh
License to Kill- Grave (meaning serious, not in "in the grave", hahaha)
GoldenEye- Perfection
Tomorrow Never Dies- Explosive
The World is not Enough- Psychological
Die Another Day- Scapegoat
Casino Royale- Smooth
Quantum of Solace- Energetic
SkyFall- Returning
Piranha 3D- Tits
Avatar- Overrated
The Raid- Awesome
Alien- Tense
Aliens- Bughunt
First Blood- Emotional
First Blood 2- Action
Rambo 3- Popcorn
Rambo 4- Disappointment
Police Story- Insane
Scarface- Fall
Pulp Fiction- Classic
Rocky- Masterpiece
From Russia with Love - Exceptional
Goldfinger - Revolutionary
Thunderball - Bombastic
You Only Live Twice - Stylish
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Sublime
Diamonds are Forever - Shimmering
Live and Let Die - Terrific
The Man with the Golden Gun - Adrift
The Spy Who Loved Me - Enthralling
Moonraker - Camp
For Your Eyes Only - Compelling
Octopussy - Assured
A View to a Kill - Insipid
The Living Daylights - Rejuvenated
License to Kill - Brutal
GoldenEye - Unfulfilled
Tomorrow Never Dies - Frivolous
The World is not Enough - Dreary
Die Another Day - Dire
Casino Royale - Resuscitated
Quantum of Solace - Frenzied
SkyFall - Overrated
Noooooooooooo
Martyrs
Insane
Ted - Hilarious
The Amazing Spider-Man - Fresh
Expendables 2 - Back (guess who)
Taken 2 - Okay
Skyfall - Fleming!
Project X - Crazy
The Bourne Legacy - Good
MIB 3 - Excellent
Hope Springs - Affectionate
The Phantom Menace - Irrelevant
Attack of the Clones - Yoda!
Revenge of the Sith - Okay
A New Hope - Classic
Empire Strikes Back - Overrated
Return of the Jedi - Brilliance
Now for the films I've seen this year, at the cinema:
The Avengers - Epic
The Dark Knight Rises - Excellent
Ted - Funny
Expendables 2 - Disappointing
Total Recall - Meh
The Sweeney - Over-hyped
Jack Reacher - Average
I would put Skyfall here but there's already a thread for James Bond films in one word: http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/1104/describe-the-bond-films-in-one-word/
I'm so incredibly close to agreeing with you here. The only film we disagree on is AVTAK. I love it.
The Phantom Menace- Glorious
Attack of the Clones Cheesy
Revenge of the Sith- Revolutionary
A New Hope- Groundbreaking
The Empire Strikes Back- Golden
Return of the Jedi- Revelation
EDIT: I'll add Batman as well!
Batman (1989)- Breathtaking
Batman Returns- Twisted
Batman Forever- Spectacular
Batman and Robin- No
Batman Begins- Inspired
The Dark Knight- TRASH
*Have not yet seen The Dark Knight Rises, but given the utter dump we were afforded by the disgraceful The Dark Knight, I do not imagine it is any better.
Skyfall = Garbage
QoS = Subpar
CR = Amazing
DAD = Garbage
TWINE = Lost
TND = Garbage
GE = Mediocre
LTK = Promising
TLD = Subpar
AVTAK = Garbage
OCTOPUSSY = Garbage
FYEO = Garbage
MR = Garbage
TSWLM = Garbage
TMWTGG = Garbage
LALD = Garbage
DAF = Garbage
OHMSS = Promising
YOLT = Mediocre
TB = Stupid
GF = Overrated
FRWL = Legendary
DR = Classic
http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/1104/describe-the-bond-films-in-one-word/p1
This is for non-Bond movies.
Meh.
The Cabin in the Woods
Classic.
Love that movie, recently bought special edition on bluray.
Will pick some films from top shelve of one of my movie shelves.
Hellboy - fun.
Hellboy II - bigger
Ku fu panda - Good
League of extraordinary gentleman - mess
Tintin: Secret of the unicorn - enjoyable
Sky captain and the world of tomorrow - well
The mummy - fun
G.I. Joe: Rise of the cobra - fun
300 - ok
hulk - meditation
Iron man - Good
Iron man 2 - waste
Thor - good
Captain America - Good
Fantastic four - ok
Fantastic four rise of the silver surfer - better
Xmen - short
Xmen 2 - good
Xmen 3 - Tangent
Xmen origins wolverine - disappointing
Xmen first class - Fun
Batman the movie 1960s - hilarious
Batman - ok
Batman and robin - pants
Dark knight trilogy - brilliant
Batman mask of the phantasm - awesome
Batman mystery of batwoman - ok
Batman gotham knight - mixed
Batman under the red hood - awesome
Batman year one - great
Batman dark knight returns part one - awesome
Superman doomsday - great
Superman Batman public enemies - mega
Superman Batman Apocalypse - decent
Superman returns - pointless
Tomb raider - Hot
Highlander - classic
The Good The Bad and The Ugly - epic
Gone with the wind - classic
The Third Man - legendary
The French Connection Part II - memorable
Predator - enthralling
Don't look now - Haunting
Bad Day at Black Rock - Intriguing
State of Grace - powerful
Rain Man - superlative
Superman II - greatest
Casablanca - unbeaten
Alien - unnerving
Die Hard with a Vengeance - explosive
Brazil - surreal
Motion picture The directors cut - Underrated
Wrath of khan - Greatest
Search for Spock - moments
Voyage home - eco
Final frontier - poor
Undiscovered country - farewell
Generations - Mixed
First contact - better
Insurrection - groan
Nemesis - rip-off
Star trek (reboot) - good
Wrath of khan directors edition - close-up
Voyage home special edition - documentaries
Undiscovered country special edition - documentaries
First contact special edition - documentaries
Underrated
Boy, are you STRICT!
Die Hard 2-Awesome
Die Hard With Vengeance-Enjoyable
Live Free or Die Hard-Letdown
Batman-Great (Despite some flaws)
Batman Returns-Underrated
Batman Forever-Entertaining
Batman & Robin-TERRIBLE!!!
Batman Begins-Improvement
TDK-Epic
TDKR-Epic
Superman-Classic
Superman 2-Incredible
Superman 3-Crap
Superman 4-Crap
Superman Returns-Underrated
Megatastic
That is All.
The Avengers - Exemplary
Taken - Badass
Predator Kickass
Die Another Day Horseturds
Jaws Blockbuster
Total Recall Violent
Texas Chainsaw (remakes) redundant
The Omen (1976) scary
Jurrassic Park Welldone
Titanic Overdone
The Hunger Games - BattleRoyaleusa
DAF - Nonsense.