Whilst on a tedious drive down the M6 the other day, my i-pod 'shuffled' it's way through the usual eclectic mix of John Barry, Sade and Lalo Schifrin when suddenly I was caught up in a subliminal urge to boogie at the wheel.
Yes folks, that's right! the End Title of Moonraker was kicking in and Bassey was seducing my lathargic mind...
I repeated the song two or three times and each time my dancing became more absurd. It was akin to Blame it on the Boogie meets Copacabana...sadly I was rumbled as i realised we were stationary in the traffic (queue) and my entire repatoire had been witnessed by two or three other car occupants and a lorry diver who smirked and pointed and one of them even made a motion with their hand that suggested the art of 'self pleasure'....
I therefore pose the question, have you ever danced publicly to a Bond track?, was it well received?, did people join in? or did you feel like a complete and utter loser?... my only other time (in an open forum) was at a wedding and me and the groom did a horrendous take on A View To A Kill...
I for one am proud though. Why should I keep Bond in my heart but not express my fandom through said rubbish choreography(?)
Your thoughts and experiences are much appreciated. :-)
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This will sound utterly random, and everyone I meet in my life considers me to be pranking them, but I used to be a competitive dancer. I quit when I was 19, but for 9 years previously, I travelled the world competing. I've danced to many of the tracks competitively and also through private shows that myself and my partner would choreograph. Needless to say, a lot of these were pure Bond. I guess the most Bond-esque moment was dancing to DAF at the Fountainbleau Hilton in Miami.
By the way, I am more than open to training and maybe amongst us all here at mi6 we can build our own International Dance troupe! - right i'm off to by a casting couch. :-)
Other than that, not much else...
But I would love to do a dance number in a tuxedo to any number of Bond tunes, shamelessly.
I think that's the most I've ever danced to a Bond song
I did suggest that one as a possible wedding dance but the wife vetoed it because she felt that having a love song from a film where the bride is tragically gunned down just hours after the wedding ceremony may just be considered a bad omen!
Women...
I had 'we have all the time in the world' as a second unoffical dance at our wedding (I just had to squeeze in a Bond track somewhere & it's a very romantic song) My wife thankfully was not then tragically gunned down by Spectre!