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If you are a fan of "_________" you're clearly daft.

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  • SlyFox007SlyFox007
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    chrisisall wrote:
    Bottom line, before you whip out the put down list (your credibility is gone/how old are you/you're clearly daft/good taste isn't among your attributes), remember, somewhere in your closet lurks a movie that you like and many others do not, and that it doesn't mean you're an idiot for liking it, okay? I've heard reasoned arguments for liking Howard The Duck (not joking) that make sense.

    Just a treat those how we wish to be treated thing. :)>-

    Howard the Duck is pretty terrible, but Jeffrey Jones was just so darn entertaining in it. "She took my eggs."
  • baronsamedi76baronsamedi76
    Posts: 174
    Whatever you do don't criticise the sanctity of SF.
    My first post was to criticise it and the 'hornets stirred'
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,423
    chrisisall wrote:
    Seriously, I can't point out a single plot hole in Bourne Identity through Bourne Supremacy. Why? Because I just don't care enough to give any of them a second look. We pick on stuff in movies WE WATCH & LIKE.

    Exactly. I'm a fan of James Bond, I do reviews and stuff, but I could imagine doing that for a an ordinary movie. I know the Bond films inside and out, thus I can pick out the things that I enjoy, and things I'm not to keen on. With other movies I don't have the inclination, to do that.

    Now then, I'm not a fan of the overt humour, so prevalent during 71-87, but no Bond film has failed to entertain me.

    * Oh, by the way, most of Brosnan's "Pain Faces" TM, was due to him being strangled; I doubt if you could look "normal" when being strangled. ;-)

  • myworldisenoughmyworldisenough
    Posts: 1,143
    If you're a fan of the original cinematic Casino Royale you must be pretty daft. I'm by no means a fan but have it in my collection and do occasionally force myself to watch it. It does have some rare great moments of silly but good humour but on the whole it is a bloated incoherent mess.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    royale65 wrote:
    * Oh, by the way, most of Brosnan's "Pain Faces" TM, was due to him being strangled; I doubt if you could look "normal" when being strangled. ;-)
    THANK YOU!!!!!!! ^:)^
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    chrisisall wrote:
    royale65 wrote:
    * Oh, by the way, most of Brosnan's "Pain Faces" TM, was due to him being strangled; I doubt if you could look "normal" when being strangled. ;-)
    THANK YOU!!!!!!! ^:)^

    Last time I checked he wasn't being strangled during the TWINE Thames chase, when Xenia was attacking him, when he hung from the ladder at the end of GE, when Natalya was comforting him at the end in the field, when he falls on his arm at the end of the PTS for TWINE, when Renard grabs his injured shoulder in the facility, or when he jumps from the dock in TWINE.

    But, I kid. ;)

    On a side note, Pierce's Bond sure does get strangled a lot, doesn't he? It's a good think he doesn't choke under pressure.

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    :))
  • ultraboxultrabox
    edited March 2013 Posts: 194
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    On a side note, Pierce's Bond sure does get strangled a lot, doesn't he? It's a good thing he doesn't choke under pressure.

    B-) Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    It's a good think he doesn't choke under pressure.

    rimshot.gif

    :))
    You make me laugh.
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    Love what you love and don't give a stuff about the bradybunch here. You're not daft you're a true film/bond fan.

    LTK and TLD are two films that can do no wrong in my eyes....pure Bond pure magic.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    forgotmyusername wrote:
    LTK and TLD are two films that can do no wrong in my eyes....pure Bond pure magic.
    Sadly, never to be surpassed (or even likely equalled).
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    forgotmyusername wrote:
    Love what you love and don't give a stuff about the bradybunch here. You're not daft you're a true film/bond fan.

    LTK and TLD are two films that can do no wrong in my eyes....pure Bond pure magic.

    Oh, how original you are.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Oh, how original you are.

    You have to admit, as a one-off it was pretty funny.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    chrisisall wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Oh, how original you are.

    You have to admit, as a one-off it was pretty funny.
    From the perspective of someone who has been called "The Brady Bunch" or any derivative of such a saying, it is about as original as a textbook plagiarist. On a Roger Moore Bond scale of hilarity it is a solid 1 out of 10 (and I am being generous); that isn't even enough to raise Sir Roger's eyebrow even a little bit.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    From the perspective of someone who has been called "The Brady Bunch" or any derivative of such a saying, it is about as original as a textbook plagiarist. On a Roger Moore Bond scale of hilarity it is a solid 1 out of 10 (and I am being generous); that isn't even enough to raise Sir Roger's eyebrow even a little bit.
    Sorry sir, from THAT POV it's not so amusing.
    Forgive me for snickering a bit.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    chrisisall wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    From the perspective of someone who has been called "The Brady Bunch" or any derivative of such a saying, it is about as original as a textbook plagiarist. On a Roger Moore Bond scale of hilarity it is a solid 1 out of 10 (and I am being generous); that isn't even enough to raise Sir Roger's eyebrow even a little bit.
    Sorry sir, from THAT POV it's not so amusing.
    Forgive me for snickering a bit.

    Oh, well don't just give up and apologize; that's no fun. ;)
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    I just remembered hearing Chris the Piss as a kid a little too often... #-o
  • OHMSS69OHMSS69
    Posts: 2,341
    I will try to stay on point or what I deemed this discussion to be about.

    "If you're a fan of ______you're clearly daft"
    1. No country for old men
    2. Kim Kardashian
    3. DAD
    4. Juno
    5. The final two seasons of "Lost"
    6. Purvis and Wade
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,838
    OHMSS69 wrote:
    I will try to stay on point or what I deemed this discussion to be about.

    "If you're a fan of ______you're clearly daft"
    6. Purvis and Wade

    Oh now, they gave us some good stuff too....
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited March 2013 Posts: 12,837
    I like this idea. In no particular order, here's a long list.

    1) John Terry

    2) Ryan Air

    3) Those essex idiots

    4) Katie Price/Kerry whatserface, etc. You know the type I mean.

    5) Ashley Cole (it's easier to just say Chelsea in general actually)

    6) Every song in the UK top 40 right now (can't be arsed checking but I'd bet good money that at least 90% of it is sh*te)

    7) The crap "comedies" BBC 3 churn out (excluding the odd bit of good stuff such as Little Britain, Him and Her, etc)

    8) @TouchMyButtons/@Dressed_2_Kill/@sexpoinage, you know who I mean, I'm not typing all his accounts out for you

    9) Racism

    10) homophobia

    11) sexism

    12) Those cars with eyelashes (had to work on one the other day, I honestly felt like refusing to give the woman service)

    13) 007 Legends

    14) Die Another Day (well, some of it, I think the first half is quite good up until Jinx appears and even after that the fencing was good)

    15) Aliens Colonial Marines

    16) Those Harlem Shake videos that are all over Youtube

    17) Hipsters

    18) Rocky V

    Might carry this on later.
  • ultraboxultrabox
    Posts: 194
    thelivingroyale wrote:
    16) Those Harlem Shake videos that are all over Youtube

    I'm not sure if I even know what Harlem Shake is, and I'm perfectly okay with that.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    thelivingroyale wrote:

    18) Rocky V
    At least Adrienne was in that one....
    :-((
  • TuuliaTuulia
    Posts: 2,081
    Cars with eyelashes? Wot?
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited March 2013 Posts: 12,837
    chrisisall wrote:
    thelivingroyale wrote:

    18) Rocky V
    At least Adrienne was in that one....
    :-((

    I thought her death helped the next movie more than anything.
    Tuulia wrote:
    Cars with eyelashes? Wot?

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    No idea why people do it.
  • TuuliaTuulia
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    ^^ Geez. Never seen those before.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    thelivingroyale wrote:
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    No idea why people do it.
    No, no, no... that's just so wrong. Do they use mascara when the plastic begins to degrade from weather conditions? Shadow over the hub next? Lipstick on the lower grill?
    Herbie would be thrilled.
    b-(
  • ultraboxultrabox
    Posts: 194
    chrisisall wrote:
    thelivingroyale wrote:
    2011-11-17_17-10-11_881.jpg
    No idea why people do it.
    No, no, no... that's just so wrong. Do they use mascara when the plastic begins to degrade from weather conditions? Shadow over the hub next? Lipstick on the lower grill?
    Herbie would be thrilled.
    b-(

    wtf, people will buy anything.
  • OHMSS69OHMSS69
    edited March 2013 Posts: 2,341
    Tuulia wrote:
    Cars with eyelashes? Wot?

    Actually the VW Beetle is a "ladies car". I only see women driving them so the eyelashes are spot on. I apologize if I offend any men who drive ...{these} cars.....


    I myself would not be caught dead in one of these "things."
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    OHMSS69 wrote:
    Actually the VW Beetle is a "ladies car".

    Oh, then that's why the VW Beetles were destroyed on Skyfall...
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    OHMSS69 wrote:
    Actually the VW Beetle is a "ladies car".
    sexism.jpg
  • TuuliaTuulia
    Posts: 2,081
    ^^ The next sentence was much worse. ;)
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