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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited October 2013 Posts: 12,480
    I'll have a different slant, of course.
    Moore's Bond - what I would not do ...

    5) scuba dive or helm a mini-sub (no heights, eh, @pachazo? for me, my nightmare is underwater; I could barely watch Vesper's end in CR or the freezing cold marsh underwater fight in SF - the underwater scenes in FYEO bother me, too)

    4) relied on Goodnight for anything

    3) made the most cringeworthy one liners ("Sit!" - and that Tarzan yell are the top 2)

    2) race across crocs (I grew up close enough to alligators; no thank you!)

    1) try to punch Jaws anywhere; but yeah, especially not in the mouth area
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,173
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
    LIST 2: Your 007 favourite OT sequences by Maurice Binder
    LIST 3: Your 007 most annoying moments in a Bond film
    LIST 4: Rank the Aston Martin cars from the Bonds
    LIST 5: 007's 007 coolest moments
    LIST 6: Rank the non-Barry/Arnold scores
    LIST 7: Your 007 most sexy moments in the Bonds
    LIST 8: The 6 best moments of Bond in London
    LIST 9: The 007 best uses of the Bond Theme
    LIST 10: The 5 worst faces made by the Bonds
    LIST 11: Your top 10 PTS
    LIST 12: The 6 best scenes in OHMSS
    LIST 13: David Arnold's 6 finest moments in the Bonds
    LIST 14: The five nicest folks who ever played a part in a Bond film.
    LIST 15: Ranking the Glen directed Bonds.
    LIST 16: Rank the Blofelds (including NSNA and FYEO)
    LIST 17-65: The 5 worst moments in DN - The 5 best moments in SF.
    LIST 66-71: The 5 best things about Connery's Bond.- The 5 best things about Craig's Bond.
    LIST 72: The 5 best non-Bond roles for Sean Connery.
    LIST 73: Name 7 still living directors you want to do a Bond film.
    LIST 74: Five favourite franchises inspired by Bond.
    LIST 75: Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would.

    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 76</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>Five things the Brosnan Bond did that you never would.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,173
    5 - Ignore the fact that an empty gun weighs significantly less than a loaded one.

    4 - Worry about plutonium when Denise Richards in hardly any clothing stands besides you.

    3 - Tease Carver at his party even before some serious snooping has been done. Enjoy blowing your cover that much, Bond?

    2 - Choose Jinx over Miranda.

    1 - Let the masseuse go.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    5. Make the pain face.

    4. Not exercise my licence to kill on Jinx immediately.

    3. Say "Time to face gravity!"

    2. Straighten my tie underwater.

    1. Say, "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    1. Sleep with Paris, Christmas and Jinx. Christ! Sounds like a pantomime line up when you put all three names together!

    2. Speak German as if I'm reading it off a cue card.

    3. Play that god awful virtual reality shooting range.

    4. Act as if nothing has happened following 14 months of imprisonment and extreme torture.

    5. Not punch Jack Wade in the face. Repeatedly.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 14,569
    1. Adjust my tie underwater. Although, I do admire Pierce's input.
    2. Walk past Mr. Kil without momentarily adopting his name.
    3. Choose not to take out both of Zao's knees while he's in Los Organos dreaming of nice things.
    4. Take the P99 from Miranda without having a WTF moment.
    5.
    DarthDimi wrote:
    1 - Let the masseuse go.
    Oh, most definitely. I'd take Rachel Grant before any of the others in DAD. In fact, I'd rate her second after Izabella when it comes to Brosnan's Bond girls. Ooh wee!
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    edited October 2013 Posts: 418
    5. Avoid some of those cringeworthy lines - especially the "Christmas only comes once a year" gag.

    4. Make that painful face

    3. Put up with Jinx and her wise cracks for more than 5 minutes

    2. Straighten my tie underwater.

    1. Keep a straight face whilst 'acting' with Denise Richards.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,480
    5) say the most cringeworthy lines, especially ones involving the words "Christmas," "bad", and "Jinx".
    4) (taking a cue from Willy ...) Not leave Jack Wade in the parking lot with his pants down. (I found him to be very annoying indeed)
    3) the bungee jump
    2) accept the script of Die Another Day (no matter how good the opening read, read the rest of it, Pierce! Especially the dialog coming out of Jinx's mouth!)
    Ok, that is for Pierce; I need one for his Bond: take so frickin' long to kill Renard
    1) go from a very good series of scenes of torture and prisoner exchange and a bitter meeting with M ... right into a sopping wet, overfed fool strolling barefoot into a classy hotel in what looks like his pajamas, without a care in the world. That was so stupid.

    (I did really like the tie straightening underwater scene, though) :)
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    5 - Ignore the fact that an empty gun weighs significantly less than a loaded one.

    I've got a theory about this Dimi; Instead of emptying the gun clip, Frost disables the firing pin........
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    1.) A lot of moments in DAD, specifically not taking shots when I could, some of those lines, along with not recognizing the weight of my P99 when Frost handed it to me, or acting fairly cool after being tortured for so long. I'd still bed Jones, Jinx, and Frost, though. ;-)
    2.) Kept quiet when the Tiger helicopter was escaping and I was caught.
    3.) Killed Carver with the drill. It's a nice twist, killing the man with what he created, but I never cared for it.
    4.) Dove. Does anyone else notice that Brosnan dives down the cradle stairwell in GE, the caviar stairwell in TWINE, and the fencing club stairwell in DAD? If I tried, I would've snapped my neck.
    5.) Everything else. Brosnan's the man, I could never take that place. :-)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Creasy47 wrote:
    4.) Dove. Does anyone else notice that Brosnan dives down the cradle stairwell in GE, the caviar stairwell in TWINE, and the fencing club stairwell in DAD? If I tried, I would've snapped my neck.

    Don't forget where Dove off or towards the side of Moon's super hovercraft without falling off somehow. :))

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    @Murdock, I completely forgot! Such an insane dive yet he lands only a few feet away.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited November 2013 Posts: 16,351
    Creasy47 wrote:
    @Murdock, I completely forgot! Such an insane dive yet he lands only a few feet away.

    I guess Bond faced Gravity and won! ;)

    Bond 4
    Gravity 0
    =))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,173
    Murdock wrote:
    I guess Bond faced Gravity and won! ;)

    Considering his age, a relatively fat free chest agrees with you, @Murdock. ;-)

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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    I guess Bond faced Gravity and won! ;)

    Considering his age, a relatively fat free chest agrees with you, @Murdock. ;-)

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    If only I can look like that when I'm 60. :)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Is that recent? He's looking good for his age.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,173
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
    LIST 2: Your 007 favourite OT sequences by Maurice Binder
    LIST 3: Your 007 most annoying moments in a Bond film
    LIST 4: Rank the Aston Martin cars from the Bonds
    LIST 5: 007's 007 coolest moments
    LIST 6: Rank the non-Barry/Arnold scores
    LIST 7: Your 007 most sexy moments in the Bonds
    LIST 8: The 6 best moments of Bond in London
    LIST 9: The 007 best uses of the Bond Theme
    LIST 10: The 5 worst faces made by the Bonds
    LIST 11: Your top 10 PTS
    LIST 12: The 6 best scenes in OHMSS
    LIST 13: David Arnold's 6 finest moments in the Bonds
    LIST 14: The five nicest folks who ever played a part in a Bond film.
    LIST 15: Ranking the Glen directed Bonds.
    LIST 16: Rank the Blofelds (including NSNA and FYEO)
    LIST 17-65: The 5 worst moments in DN - The 5 best moments in SF.
    LIST 66-71: The 5 best things about Connery's Bond.- The 5 best things about Craig's Bond.
    LIST 72: The 5 best non-Bond roles for Sean Connery.
    LIST 73: Name 7 still living directors you want to do a Bond film.
    LIST 74: Five favourite franchises inspired by Bond.
    LIST 75-76: Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would. - Brosnan

    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 77</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>Five things the Connery Bond did that you never would.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,173
    5 - Harassing that sumo wrestler at Osato's. Must have delivered a few headaches for sure.

    4 - Talk about decoding machines when a beautiful Russian girl wants you to make love to her ALL NIGHT.

    3 - Playing around with Blofeld's minisub when a machine gun might have done the trick. And much better too.

    2 - Never call Pat Fearing again. A nurse like that, you settle for her, Jimmy!

    1 - Not join SPECTRE. I mean, come on. A private island, someone like Fiona working for you, ...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    1. Returning for Diamonds Are Forever.

    2. Returning for Never Say Never Again.

    3. Going Japanese!

    4. Turning lesbians straight.

    5. Swimming underwater with a plastic duck on my head.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Why does everybody rag on the fake duck on Connery's head? It's a disguise! He's trying to sneak into a compound. It's similar to Roger's Croc sub.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Murdock wrote:
    Why does everybody rag on the fake duck on Connery's head? It's a disguise! He's trying to sneak into a compound. It's similar to Roger's Croc sub.

    Don't worry, I shall be including the croc sub when it's Roger's turn ;-)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    Why does everybody rag on the fake duck on Connery's head? It's a disguise! He's trying to sneak into a compound. It's similar to Roger's Croc sub.

    Don't worry, I shall be including the croc sub when it's Roger's turn ;-)

    You missed it. He was listed first like two or three lists ago. :P
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Murdock wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    Why does everybody rag on the fake duck on Connery's head? It's a disguise! He's trying to sneak into a compound. It's similar to Roger's Croc sub.

    Don't worry, I shall be including the croc sub when it's Roger's turn ;-)

    You missed it. He was listed first like two or three lists ago. :P

    Oh, shi........
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    5) Slap a woman, however playfully, on the ass and think that is cool and/or acceptable.
    4) Allow anybody to turn me "Japanese" (it was so successful, right?)
    3) Make that exceedingly goofy face (I cannot find the picture! What was it, Goldfinger?)
    2) Been so brusque with Domino when telling her of her brother's death
    1) Not shoot Klebb
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    4EverBonded wrote:
    5) Slap a woman, however playfully, on the ass and think that is cool and/or acceptable.
    4) Allow anybody to turn me "Japanese" (it was so successful, right?)
    3) Make that exceedingly goofy face (I cannot find the picture! What was it, Goldfinger?)
    2) Been so brusque with Domino when telling her of her brother's death
    1) Not shoot Klebb

    Are you referring to when he's locked up at Goldfinger's stud farm and he tricks the guard into opening the door?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Yes I think so, he deliberately makes the goofiest face ...
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Moore Bond

    #1 Ski off the mountain in The Spy Who Loved Me

    #2 Climb up the cliff face at Saint Cyrils monastery, FYEO

    #3 Swing through trees doing tarzan yells - Fleming would of been spinning like a top

    #4 Spend more than a few minutes with Tanya Roberts. Seconds, probably

    #5 Get in bed with Grace Jones


    Brosnan Bond

    #1 Accept the role of playing, or being James Bond to begin with. Should I say that ? Fair enough, maybe the underwater scenes in TWINE with the submarine in Istanbul

    #2 Go ski-ing. Any ski-ing

    #3 Quit making silly noises, and questionable facial expressions

    #4 Jump off the dam at the Archangel facility in Goldeneye

    #5 Be alone with Xenia at the steam room in the above release. No scrap that, there could actually be some fun to be had there


    Connery Bond

    #1 Getting in a tussle with Bambi and Thumper. Then again as with Xenia, there could be opportunity there

    #2 Having a tarantula crawl over my bear skin

    #3 Letting Wint and Kidd get too close to me

    #4 Get anywhere too close to piranhas (fight with Hans, YOLT)

    #5 Turn James Bond 'British secret agent' into 'James Bond Japanese agent' You Only Live Twice. Should really be at the top of the list but we'll let it lie
  • identigraphidentigraph
    Posts: 1,052
    #1 Not put that dead ferret on my head from NSNA.
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,970
    DarthDimi wrote:
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
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    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 75</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would.</b></font>

    5. Dont Punch Jaws in the same place twice

    4. Dont show Kmal the real Egg he wants

    3. Dont go after Zorins air ship to save Stacy. Just let the bitch be capture

    2. Dont actually go forward with the duel with Scaramanga. Just turn around and shoot him before he takes off

    1. Go on top of the cable cart when its moving
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,970
    DarthDimi wrote:


    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 76</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>Five things the Brosnan Bond did that you never would.</b></font>

    5. Dont drive inside the Ice Place when the sun beam is right on top of it just to save Jynx. Was she really worth saving?

    4. Dont let the pipeline bomb blow up. Let Dr Jones defuse the bomb. Dont let Elektra think she killed u.

    3. Dont hold the machine gun to Alec & Xenia on the train with your back against the door where Oroumoff comes in with Natalya. Make Alec & Xenia stand in front of the door so u can have a clear shot at Oroumoff.

    2. Dont walk into the nice hotel in Hong kong all wet and in your hospital gown. Go mug someone off the street and steal their clothes

    1. Dont ride a motor bike off a cliff just to catch a fallen plane to escape. Just take the chances of being capture and firgure a way to escape. Your Bond after all
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