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  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
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    Coolest: Miss Moneypenny for her finest hour in the entire Bond series. Marc-Ange Draco is a very close 2nd but her saving the day for both Bond and M cinches the title for her. I figure Draco will get the most points anyway.
    Prettiest: Nancy
    Dumbest: Blofeld. Telly rocks but putting Bond in such a relatively easily escapable "prison" was very dumb of him.
    Funniest: Ruby
    Most Tragic: Mrs. Tracy Bond
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,515
    OHMSS:

    Coolest - Draco
    Prettiest - Olympe (Tracy's Sister)
    Dumbest - Irma Bunt
    Funniest - Draco
    Most Tragic - Tracy
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,173
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
    LIST 2: Your 007 favourite OT sequences by Maurice Binder
    LIST 3: Your 007 most annoying moments in a Bond film
    LIST 4: Rank the Aston Martin cars from the Bonds
    LIST 5: 007's 007 coolest moments
    LIST 6: Rank the non-Barry/Arnold scores
    LIST 7: Your 007 most sexy moments in the Bonds
    LIST 8: The 6 best moments of Bond in London
    LIST 9: The 007 best uses of the Bond Theme
    LIST 10: The 5 worst faces made by the Bonds
    LIST 11: Your top 10 PTS
    LIST 12: The 6 best scenes in OHMSS
    LIST 13: David Arnold's 6 finest moments in the Bonds
    LIST 14: The five nicest folks who ever played a part in a Bond film.
    LIST 15: Ranking the Glen directed Bonds.
    LIST 16: Rank the Blofelds (including NSNA and FYEO)
    LIST 17-65: The 5 worst moments in DN - The 5 best moments in SF.
    LIST 66-71: The 5 best things about Connery's Bond.- The 5 best things about Craig's Bond.
    LIST 72: The 5 best non-Bond roles for Sean Connery.
    LIST 73: Name 7 still living directors you want to do a Bond film.
    LIST 74: Five favourite franchises inspired by Bond.
    LIST 75-80: Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would. - Brosnan - Connery - Dalton - Craig - Lazenby
    LIST 81-85: Your 5 favourite one night stands from the 60s. - 2000s including SF.
    LIST 86: Six things NSNA did better than TB.
    LIST 87: Six Bonds that were significantly weaker than their predecessor.
    LIST 88: Six Bonds that were significantly stronger than their predecessor.
    LIST 89: Rank Arnold's Bond scores.
    LIST 90-96: The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of DN-OHMSS: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.

    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 97</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of DAF: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited December 2013 Posts: 24,173
    Coolest: Blofeld - And there are many of him.

    Prettiest: Plenty - Because... well, ... she does come plenty, doesn't she? ;-)

    Dumbest: Tiffany - How they ever made her part of the smuggling is beyond me.

    Funniest: The kid at the water balloon stand - Who's she? Your mother? [*note to kid*: acting lessons needed. Soon.]

    Most tragic: Peter Franks - All he ever wanted to do is smuggle diamonds. Poor man.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Coolest - Blofeld. So elan and sauve.

    Prettiest - Tiffany. Especially in "the little nothing"...

    Dumbest - Funeral Parlour Stooge - "I gotta a brother!". Bless

    Funniest - Mr Wint and Mr Kidd. "Heartwarming..."

    Most Tragic - M. Poor liver.
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    Coolest: Willard Whyte
    Prettiest: Marie
    Dumbest: Tiffany
    Funniest: Dr Metz & Klaus Hergesheimer. Great scene
    Most Tragic: Plenty
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    Posts: 7,314
    Coolest - Tiffany (first half)

    Prettiest - Blofeld in drag

    Dumbest - Tiffany (second half)

    Funniest - Willard Whyte

    Most Tragic - Plenty
  • Coolest - Mssrs. Wint and Kidd

    Prettiest - Tiffany

    Dumbest - Tiffany (second half)

    Funniest - Klaus Hergesheimer

    Most Tragic - Plenty (she's annoying, but she didn't deserve what happened to her)
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    Coolest - Mrs Whistler
    Prettiest - Lola Larson (Bambi)
    Dumbest - Tiffany
    Funniest - Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
    Most Tragic - Plenty
  • Coolest- Willard Whyte
    Prettiest- Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd (RIP, they were such a cute couple)
    Dumbest-Felix (he gives tiffany the diamonds in literally the most conspicuous manner possible)
    Funniest-Plenty
    Most Tragic- Mrs. Whistler
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    Coolest - Wint and Kidd- too cool for Mrs. Whistler's school.
    Prettiest - Interesting to see Bambi get a mention. I always thought she was pretty too. However, my vote goes to Plenty.
    Dumbest - Tiffany. Everyone put palm readers on their machine guns now!
    Funniest - Klaus Hergesheimer or Wint and Kidd.
    Most Tragic - Plenty. How did her assets NOT soften the impact?
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    Coolest- Peter Franks!
    Prettiest- Tiffany Case
    Dumbest- Tiffany Case (falling off the oil rig? sheesh...)
    Funniest- Professor Dr. Metz; he's a hoot! Klaus Hergesheimer is also a good pick!
    Most Tragic- Plenty O'Toole
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2013 Posts: 12,480
    OHMSS
    Coolest: Moneypenny; thanks, @PrinceKamalKhan; you are right
    (I actually do not think Draco is cool)
    Prettiest: Tracy
    Dumbest: Ruby (so cringeworthy)
    Funniest: Bundt (her facial expressions; I mean, she just is amusing9
    Most Tragic: Tracy (really, cannot get away from that)

    DAF
    Coolest: Wint and Kidd
    Prettiest: Tiffany
    Dumbest: Tiffany (2nd half, yeah)
    Funniest: the kid who spars with Tiffany at the water gun game
    Most Tragic: Plenty O'Toole
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,173
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
    LIST 2: Your 007 favourite OT sequences by Maurice Binder
    LIST 3: Your 007 most annoying moments in a Bond film
    LIST 4: Rank the Aston Martin cars from the Bonds
    LIST 5: 007's 007 coolest moments
    LIST 6: Rank the non-Barry/Arnold scores
    LIST 7: Your 007 most sexy moments in the Bonds
    LIST 8: The 6 best moments of Bond in London
    LIST 9: The 007 best uses of the Bond Theme
    LIST 10: The 5 worst faces made by the Bonds
    LIST 11: Your top 10 PTS
    LIST 12: The 6 best scenes in OHMSS
    LIST 13: David Arnold's 6 finest moments in the Bonds
    LIST 14: The five nicest folks who ever played a part in a Bond film.
    LIST 15: Ranking the Glen directed Bonds.
    LIST 16: Rank the Blofelds (including NSNA and FYEO)
    LIST 17-65: The 5 worst moments in DN - The 5 best moments in SF.
    LIST 66-71: The 5 best things about Connery's Bond.- The 5 best things about Craig's Bond.
    LIST 72: The 5 best non-Bond roles for Sean Connery.
    LIST 73: Name 7 still living directors you want to do a Bond film.
    LIST 74: Five favourite franchises inspired by Bond.
    LIST 75-80: Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would. - Brosnan - Connery - Dalton - Craig - Lazenby
    LIST 81-85: Your 5 favourite one night stands from the 60s. - 2000s including SF.
    LIST 86: Six things NSNA did better than TB.
    LIST 87: Six Bonds that were significantly weaker than their predecessor.
    LIST 88: Six Bonds that were significantly stronger than their predecessor.
    LIST 89: Rank Arnold's Bond scores.
    LIST 90-97: The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of DN-DAF: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.

    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 98</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of LALD: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.</b></font>
  • Coolest: Tee Hee
    Prettiest: Solitaire (not even close)
    Dumbest: Rosie (even less close)
    Funniest: Miss Caruso (actually kind of close to Solitaire)
    Most Tragic: Random guy who gets shot in the PTS
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited December 2013 Posts: 24,173
    Coolest: Baron Samedi - I wouldn't want to have him over for diner but I like his dancing, flute playing and - uh- immortality. ;-) He's a lousy sword fighter though.

    Prettiest: Solitaire & Miss Caruso - Jane is an angel. And as for Madeline... Sweet Madeline... If only she could have played a bigger part in the film. Would've made me happy.

    Dumbest: Rosie - Worst . Character . Ever. (In a Bond film ;-))

    Funniest: Pepper - At least in this film I find him genuinely funny. At times.

    Most tragic: Whisper - This dude must have gotten a rough time at school when he was young and to end up like this... Terrible. ;-)
  • Coolest-Solitaire (don't start saying shes bland, a damsel in distress, this, that, shes friggin psychic and her name is SOLITAIRE!!)
    Prettiest-Moneypenny (don't ask, I just think Lois Maxwell looks pretty damn good in LALD)
    Dumbest-Sheriff J.W. Pepper of the Louisiana State po-lice
    Funniest- Mrs. Bell (Hoooollyyy shiiiiitttttt)
    Most Tragic-The British diplomat who's assassinated in the beginning (he didn't even get a cool assassination like the guy in NOLA)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,569
    Coolest: Solitaire or Tee Hee.
    Prettiest: In '73, Jane and Madeline were equal. Today, Jane has no rival, age-wise.
    Dumbest: Rosie (she never quite got her head together) or the motorcycle cops for playing chicken with a bus.
    Funniest: Mrs. Bell or Sheriff Pepper. Mmmm... bell peppers.
    Most Tragic: Agent Dawes. His death was a scream!
  • Posts: 6,396
    Coolest: Tee Hee
    Prettiest: Miss Caruso
    Dumbest: Rosie Carver
    Funniest: Baron Samedi
    Most Tragic: Baines
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    Posts: 7,314
    Coolest - Tee Hee
    Prettiest - Solitaire
    Dumbest - Rosie
    Funniest - Jay Dubya
    Most Tragic - Difficult to say for sure so I'll vote for Strutter since no one else has.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,515
    DAF

    Coolest - Rodney (Marc Lawrence)
    Prettiest - Moneypenny
    Dumbest - Dr Metz
    Funniest - Felix Leiter
    Most Tragic - Plenty

    LALD

    Coolest - Felix Leiter
    Prettiest - Solitaire
    Dumbest - Sheriff Pepper
    Funniest - Quarrel jr
    Most Tragic - The guy who ask who funeral it be.
  • Posts: 418
    Coolest - Tee Hee
    Prettiest - Solitaire
    Dumbest - Rosie
    Funniest - Sheriff Pepper
    Most Tragic - The agent killed a 'his own' funeral.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,423
    Coolest: Cab Guy!

    Prettiest: Solitaire

    Dumbest: Pepper

    Funniest: Tee Hee

    Most tragic: Whisper - I wonder if he ever got out of the drugs container?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Coolest: yeah, the cab driver :)
    Prettiest: Jane Seymour
    Dumbest: Rosie
    Funniest: Sheriff Pepper.
    Most Tragic: Rosie
  • Posts: 6,396
    "For twenty bucks I'll take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout"

    Great line :-)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited December 2013 Posts: 24,173
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
    LIST 2: Your 007 favourite OT sequences by Maurice Binder
    LIST 3: Your 007 most annoying moments in a Bond film
    LIST 4: Rank the Aston Martin cars from the Bonds
    LIST 5: 007's 007 coolest moments
    LIST 6: Rank the non-Barry/Arnold scores
    LIST 7: Your 007 most sexy moments in the Bonds
    LIST 8: The 6 best moments of Bond in London
    LIST 9: The 007 best uses of the Bond Theme
    LIST 10: The 5 worst faces made by the Bonds
    LIST 11: Your top 10 PTS
    LIST 12: The 6 best scenes in OHMSS
    LIST 13: David Arnold's 6 finest moments in the Bonds
    LIST 14: The five nicest folks who ever played a part in a Bond film.
    LIST 15: Ranking the Glen directed Bonds.
    LIST 16: Rank the Blofelds (including NSNA and FYEO)
    LIST 17-65: The 5 worst moments in DN - The 5 best moments in SF.
    LIST 66-71: The 5 best things about Connery's Bond.- The 5 best things about Craig's Bond.
    LIST 72: The 5 best non-Bond roles for Sean Connery.
    LIST 73: Name 7 still living directors you want to do a Bond film.
    LIST 74: Five favourite franchises inspired by Bond.
    LIST 75-80: Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would. - Brosnan - Connery - Dalton - Craig - Lazenby
    LIST 81-85: Your 5 favourite one night stands from the 60s. - 2000s including SF.
    LIST 86: Six things NSNA did better than TB.
    LIST 87: Six Bonds that were significantly weaker than their predecessor.
    LIST 88: Six Bonds that were significantly stronger than their predecessor.
    LIST 89: Rank Arnold's Bond scores.
    LIST 90-98: The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of DN-LALD: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.

    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 99</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of TMWTGG: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Coolest: Scaramanga - Say what you about Chris Lee but the man is always an imposing presence.

    Prettiest: Chew Me - Honestly, I was never into Britt all that much and I personally think Maud looked more stunning in OP.

    Dumbest: Goodnight - Seriously. She nearly bottoms Bond into death.

    Funniest: Q - Lazaaaar?

    Most tragic: Andrea - That bullet must have hurt.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,423
    Coolest - Scaramanga. The man was a leg.

    Prettiest - Hmm, Goodnight.
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Dumbest: Goodnight - Seriously. She nearly bottoms Bond into death.

    Most tragic: Andrea - That bullet must have hurt.

    In theory a great way to go! In practice, however.... singe!!!

    Funniest - Q - "oh, really 007..."
  • Posts: 418
    Coolest - Scaramanga
    Prettiest - Goodnight
    Dumbest - Goodnight
    Funniest - Q
    Most Tragic - Andrea
  • Posts: 6,396
    Coolest: Chula! Chula! Chula! Chula!
    Prettiest: Chew Me
    Dumbest: Goodnight
    Funniest: The guy who get's kicked in the knackers by Hip's nieces. The look on his face cracks me up.
    Most Tragic: Andrea
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