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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    You're right. Let's enlist. I know a few places that could use a good demolishing. Spectre Island, here I come! ;-)
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316


    Coolest: Wai Lin-the only Bond girl who I thought could kick Bond's ass
    Prettiest: Prof. Inga Bergstrom
    Dumbest: Paris-why didn't she just leave with Bond when she had the chance??
    Funniest: Elliot Carver - "delicious"
    Most Tragic: the crew of the Devonshire
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    hildebrand_rarity wrote:

    Coolest: Wai Lin-the only Bond girl who I thought could kick Bond's ass
    Prettiest: Prof. Inga Bergstrom
    Dumbest: Paris-why didn't she just leave with Bond when she had the chance??
    Funniest: Elliot Carver - "delicious"
    Most Tragic: the crew of the Devonshire

    Ah, her name escaped me and I couldn't even be arsed to wikipedia it! ;-)
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Coolest - Mister Stamper

    Prettiest - Wai Lin

    Dumbest - Jack Wade

    Funniest - Doctor Kaufman - no contest

    Most Tragic - Paris Carver
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    edited January 2014 Posts: 3,262
    Coolest: Elliot Carver
    Prettiest: Mrs. Paris McKenna Carver
    Dumbest: The Stealth Boat Crew Member not paying attention to his monitor when Bond and Miss Lin sneak aboard and gets chewed out(rightly) by Carver
    Funniest: Dr. Kauffman
    Most Tragic: Mrs. Paris McKenna Carver
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited January 2014 Posts: 4,534
    LTK:
    Coolest: Sharky
    Prettiest: Pam
    Dumbest: Michael J Fox Look a like..
    Funniest: Q
    Most tragic: Della/Felix

    GE:
    Coolest: M
    Prettiest: Natalya
    Dumbest: Boris. But positive.
    Funniest: Valentin
    Most tragic: 006. Bond lost his best friend (Sorry for Felix..)

    TMND:
    Coolest: Iam dutch so of course i should say Daphne Dekkers and Dicky Bear. Third place: Charles Robinson (Very cool to see Colin Salmon in Arrow!)
    Prettiest: Moneypenny
    Dumbest: Stamper
    Funniest: Adm Roebeck and M. Followd by Q.
    Most tragic: That tiger...
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
    LIST 2: Your 007 favourite OT sequences by Maurice Binder
    LIST 3: Your 007 most annoying moments in a Bond film
    LIST 4: Rank the Aston Martin cars from the Bonds
    LIST 5: 007's 007 coolest moments
    LIST 6: Rank the non-Barry/Arnold scores
    LIST 7: Your 007 most sexy moments in the Bonds
    LIST 8: The 6 best moments of Bond in London
    LIST 9: The 007 best uses of the Bond Theme
    LIST 10: The 5 worst faces made by the Bonds
    LIST 11: Your top 10 PTS
    LIST 12: The 6 best scenes in OHMSS
    LIST 13: David Arnold's 6 finest moments in the Bonds
    LIST 14: The five nicest folks who ever played a part in a Bond film.
    LIST 15: Ranking the Glen directed Bonds.
    LIST 16: Rank the Blofelds (including NSNA and FYEO)
    LIST 17-65: The 5 worst moments in DN - The 5 best moments in SF.
    LIST 66-71: The 5 best things about Connery's Bond.- The 5 best things about Craig's Bond.
    LIST 72: The 5 best non-Bond roles for Sean Connery.
    LIST 73: Name 7 still living directors you want to do a Bond film.
    LIST 74: Five favourite franchises inspired by Bond.
    LIST 75-80: Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would. - Brosnan - Connery - Dalton - Craig - Lazenby
    LIST 81-85: Your 5 favourite one night stands from the 60s. - 2000s including SF.
    LIST 86: Six things NSNA did better than TB.
    LIST 87: Six Bonds that were significantly weaker than their predecessor.
    LIST 88: Six Bonds that were significantly stronger than their predecessor.
    LIST 89: Rank Arnold's Bond scores.
    LIST 90-109: The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of DN-TND: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.

    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 110</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of TWINE: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    Coolest: Gabor - No reason, except he gets knocked down by Bond off screen. (Makes no sense, right? Well, neither does the film. ;-))

    Prettiest: Elektra - Beautiful woman!

    Dumbest: Cigar girl - She needn't have blown herself up. Bond might actually have saved her from him.

    Funniest: Valentin - I'm looking for a submarine: it's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine.

    Most tragic: Q - Let's face it: our meta knowledge cannot be ignored.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,534
    Coolest: M
    Prettiest: Elektra
    Dumbest: Bull
    Funniest: Valentin
    Most tragic: Q
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316
    Coolest: Robinson - "Charles, can you get me out there?" " 'f course!"
    Prettiest: Elektra - Too bad she was evil
    Dumbest: M - Bond is ALWAYS right! When will she learn this?
    Funniest: Intentionally, Valentin Zukovsky. Unintentionally, Christmas Jones.
    Most Tragic: Davidov - I'd feel bad for anyone who is forced to hold a rock that's on fire and then having the last thing they see be Bond's smug little grin
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    TND:
    Coolest: Wai Lin
    Prettiest: Paris Carver
    Dumbest: Admiral Whatshisname
    Funniest: Dr. Kaufmann (Carver is second)
    Most Tragic: Paris Carver

    TWINE:
    Coolest: Valentin
    Prettiest: Elektra, followed by Cigar Girl
    Dumbest: Christmas, followed by Bullion
    Funniest: Valentin
    Most Tragic: Q, followed by Valentin

    @hildebrand_rarity: Bernard Lee realized Bond was right in the end, but we haven't seen much of him lately.
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    Posts: 3,262
    Coolest: Cigar Girl
    Prettiest: Elektra
    Dumbest: M(her actions and lack of discernment here seem to be validating Admiral Roebuck's criticisms from the previous film)
    Funniest: Zukovsky
    Most Tragic: Sir Robert King(nothing sadder and more tragic than to be murdered at the hand of your own offspring).
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Coolest - Viktor Zokas

    Prettiest - Cigar Girl

    Dumbest - Bullion

    Funniest - Elektra King

    Most Tragic - Sir Robert King
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    Posts: 7,314
    Coolest - Robinson. He might have made an interesting Bond himself.

    Prettiest - Elektra

    Dumbest - Probably R but Bullion and M deserve a mention as well.

    Funniest - Zukovsky

    Most Tragic - Sir Robert King
  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    edited January 2014 Posts: 578
    Coolest: Dr. Kaufman

    Prettiest: The Danish teacher

    Dumbest: Admiral Roebuck

    Funniest: Dr Kaufman

    Most tragic: Paris Carver
  • ThighsOfXeniaThighsOfXenia
    Posts: 1,596
    Coolest - Zukovsky

    Prettiest - Elektra

    Dumbest - Christmas Jones

    Funniest - Christmas Jones (unintentional)

    Most Tragic - Q
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
    LIST 2: Your 007 favourite OT sequences by Maurice Binder
    LIST 3: Your 007 most annoying moments in a Bond film
    LIST 4: Rank the Aston Martin cars from the Bonds
    LIST 5: 007's 007 coolest moments
    LIST 6: Rank the non-Barry/Arnold scores
    LIST 7: Your 007 most sexy moments in the Bonds
    LIST 8: The 6 best moments of Bond in London
    LIST 9: The 007 best uses of the Bond Theme
    LIST 10: The 5 worst faces made by the Bonds
    LIST 11: Your top 10 PTS
    LIST 12: The 6 best scenes in OHMSS
    LIST 13: David Arnold's 6 finest moments in the Bonds
    LIST 14: The five nicest folks who ever played a part in a Bond film.
    LIST 15: Ranking the Glen directed Bonds.
    LIST 16: Rank the Blofelds (including NSNA and FYEO)
    LIST 17-65: The 5 worst moments in DN - The 5 best moments in SF.
    LIST 66-71: The 5 best things about Connery's Bond.- The 5 best things about Craig's Bond.
    LIST 72: The 5 best non-Bond roles for Sean Connery.
    LIST 73: Name 7 still living directors you want to do a Bond film.
    LIST 74: Five favourite franchises inspired by Bond.
    LIST 75-80: Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would. - Brosnan - Connery - Dalton - Craig - Lazenby
    LIST 81-85: Your 5 favourite one night stands from the 60s. - 2000s including SF.
    LIST 86: Six things NSNA did better than TB.
    LIST 87: Six Bonds that were significantly weaker than their predecessor.
    LIST 88: Six Bonds that were significantly stronger than their predecessor.
    LIST 89: Rank Arnold's Bond scores.
    LIST 90-110: The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of DN-TWINE: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.

    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 111</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of DAD: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 24,250
    Coolest: Zao - I want his sparkling personality.

    Prettiest: Miranda - If only I could have the pleasure of her in Iceland.

    Dumbest: Mr Kil - Just shoot her, you fool! The lasers will leave a hell of a mess.

    Funniest: R - Q - Yes well it's called the future so get used to it.

    Most tragic: General Moon - If I must pick a name, well, here's a guy who gets shot by his own son. Pretty tragic... no?
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,534
    Coolest: Air Hostess (Roger Moore Daughter)
    Prettiest: Miranda
    Dumbest: Falco & Mr kill
    Funniest: R
    Most tragic: Moneypenny & Charles
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    M_Balje wrote:
    Most tragic: Moneypenny & Charles
    Why are they tragic characters in DAD? :)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Coolest: Raoul
    Prettiest: Miranda Frost
    Dumbest: Mr Kil
    Funniest: Vlad
    Most Tragic: The audience for having to sit through this mess ;-)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    Coolest: Zao or Raoul.
    Prettiest: Miss Frost- but I prefer Peaceful.
    Dumbest: Kil or be killed.
    Funniest: Gustav- "You see Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you."
    Most tragic: General Moon.
  • ThighsOfXeniaThighsOfXenia
    Posts: 1,596
    Coolest: Zao
    Prettiest: Halle Berryyyy, Halle Berry
    Dumbest: Mr. Kil
    Funniest: Nobody besides Bond really, but Jinx has some unintentional humor
    Tragic: Graves' daddy
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    Coolest: Raoul seems pretty cool.
    Prettiest: Frost
    Dumbest: Kil, followed by Jinx
    Funniest: Jinx, followed by Graves, both unintentionally
    Most Tragic: General Moon
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Coolest - Gustav Graves
    Prettiest - Miranda Frost
    Dumbest - Mr Kil
    Funniest - Man who catches Bond snooping outside the Ice Palace
    Most Tragic - General Moon. Maybe Vladimir Popov
  • PrinceKamalKhanPrinceKamalKhan Monsoon Palace, Udaipur
    Posts: 3,262
    Coolest: Falco(gotta love the way he lights his cigarette after the Icarus laser halts)
    Prettiest: Peaceful Fountains of Desire
    Dumbest: Jinx
    Funniest: Q
    Most Tragic: General Moon(see reasons for Sir Robert King's death being the most tragic in TWINE)
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316
    Coolest: um...Zao?
    Prettiest: Miranda Frost
    Dumbest: Dr. Alvarez
    Funniest: the Irish guy Bond knocks out in Cuba
    Most Tragic: the audience
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    hildebrand_rarity wrote:
    Coolest: um...Zao?
    Prettiest: Miranda Frost
    Dumbest: Dr. Alvarez
    Funniest: the Irish guy Bond knocks out in Cuba
    Most Tragic: the audience

    I believe he was South African
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 24,250
    LIST 1: The 007 most intelligent Bond girls
    LIST 2: Your 007 favourite OT sequences by Maurice Binder
    LIST 3: Your 007 most annoying moments in a Bond film
    LIST 4: Rank the Aston Martin cars from the Bonds
    LIST 5: 007's 007 coolest moments
    LIST 6: Rank the non-Barry/Arnold scores
    LIST 7: Your 007 most sexy moments in the Bonds
    LIST 8: The 6 best moments of Bond in London
    LIST 9: The 007 best uses of the Bond Theme
    LIST 10: The 5 worst faces made by the Bonds
    LIST 11: Your top 10 PTS
    LIST 12: The 6 best scenes in OHMSS
    LIST 13: David Arnold's 6 finest moments in the Bonds
    LIST 14: The five nicest folks who ever played a part in a Bond film.
    LIST 15: Ranking the Glen directed Bonds.
    LIST 16: Rank the Blofelds (including NSNA and FYEO)
    LIST 17-65: The 5 worst moments in DN - The 5 best moments in SF.
    LIST 66-71: The 5 best things about Connery's Bond.- The 5 best things about Craig's Bond.
    LIST 72: The 5 best non-Bond roles for Sean Connery.
    LIST 73: Name 7 still living directors you want to do a Bond film.
    LIST 74: Five favourite franchises inspired by Bond.
    LIST 75-80: Five things the Moore Bond did that you never would. - Brosnan - Connery - Dalton - Craig - Lazenby
    LIST 81-85: Your 5 favourite one night stands from the 60s. - 2000s including SF.
    LIST 86: Six things NSNA did better than TB.
    LIST 87: Six Bonds that were significantly weaker than their predecessor.
    LIST 88: Six Bonds that were significantly stronger than their predecessor.
    LIST 89: Rank Arnold's Bond scores.
    LIST 90-111: The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of DN-DAD: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.

    <font color=orange size=5><b>LIST 112</b></font>

    <font color=green size=6> <b>The five most conspicuous characters (not Bond!) of CR: coolest, prettiest, dumbest, funniest, most tragic.</b></font>
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Coolest: Mathis
    Prettiest: Vesper
    Dumbest: Dryden. For not noticing his gun is empty.
    Funniest: Felix Leiter
    Most Tragic: Solange
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