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In a nutshell; you are the funniest member ever to be on MI6. Ever. So, to you, my friend. To you.
And for the next Salutee, I too will vote for @QBranch. :)
This round I am voting for QBranch, as well (I thought of him right before I opened this thread, actually), although others are deserving, too.
His escapades in Istanbul are things of legend. The women there call him "Seks Makinesi," which is a rough Turkish translation for The Sex Machine. He has made his name there and become a king of kings, gaining a palace full of delicious wives and has won every war with ease by simply staring into his enemies' souls until they collapse and assume the fetal position. He is so well endowed that women from near and far pilgrimage to visit his "big soldier" once a year like sailors searching for a lighthouse in a storm, and more often than not vikings looking to pillage his property have mistaken it for a hairy sea monster.
Furthermore, he has reproduced to such a staggering degree that he now has to keep meticulous records of each and every son and daughter to avoid confusion and repetition. When it comes to his marital duties he only knows of one meaning for the phrase "the old ball and chain," it being the weapon he uses to beat all dissenters of his lovely brides until they are defecating out their mouth holes. On top of that, the only thing bigger than his wealth is his libido and the only number smaller than his failure rate is how many women he has disappointed sexually, which is about negative one thousand, give or take a few.
Yes, he's the one and only @Kerim folks, and we're all just honored to be in his presence, even if he's a bit stingy when it comes to autographs. Like his MI6 moniker implies, he's a man of great loyalty and charm, devoted to exploring the greater passions in life with the best of friends while drinking the best martinis the world can supply. Here on the forum there are few more talked about and even fewer held in his esteem, his knack for making us crack up and his natural comedic timing unmatched. His absence from these pages was felt by all, a large hole only a man of his stature could leave behind. Now that he has returned to us in better spirits after kicking the ailments that impeded him, the sun has shined brighter upon all of us. The celebratory cheers ringing out in unison at his return are evidence enough of just how much he means to everyone who has had the good fortune of experiencing his presence, and for that I salute him. Here's to you, @Kerim, and welcome back!
Brady's been recognised previously @Kerim. Have another vote.
Hmmm, with that level of modesty, you might find it difficult to muster more votes ;-)
(But thanks just the same, pal.)
I vote for you too.
We have saluted the eloquent and spot on Brady, while you were still recovering and had not yet come back to brave these threads with us again.
Dear @Thunderfinger, you are funny. I appreciate you being here. Dear @Dragonpol, your time will come, yes.
I just want to thank @StirredNotShaken again for starting this thread.
I'll let my peers decide my replacement.
That was very nice of you, @Kerim. We'll have to see what the results of the voting are once a few more ballots are cast by our members. It looks to be a tight race, as @QBranch is leading with 4 votes and @Thunderfinger isn't far behind with 3.
Well, I want to thank all of you for keeping it alive. 23 pages, I would never have imagined a thread I created (one of my first, at that) would have become this popular and endearing. I know I haven't been on top of the thread and it fell off for a couple months, and even worse I've rarely been able to actually write a tribute post myself to the honoured members, but I value all of you and I hope anyone who didn't get a post from me knows it was nothing to do with not wanting to honour them.
Here's the tally of the votes so far:
QBranch: 5
Thunderfinger: 2
barryt007: 1
TheWizardOfIce: 1
@Creasy47
@SirHenryLeeChaChing
@0BradyM0Bondfanatic7
@Murdock
@4EverBonded
@DarthDimi
@thelivingroyale
@Baltimore_007
@Sandy
@Samuel001
@WillyGalore
@chrisisall
@Kerim
I think I'll update it every few weeks just to keep tabs on it.
I think eligibility after a year is fair. So Creasy will be eligible again first Friday of September, SirHenry (should we decide to pay tribute posthumously) the second Friday, Brady the third and so on.