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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "Sheer magnetism, darling."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "What makes you think it is my first time?"
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "Having problems keeping it up?"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "You said something about... going down together?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    People say I have the body of Rock Hudson.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you do a lousy job explaining in court why you took your clothes off in public.</b></font>

    'Big Ben actually did strike seven times at six o' clock this evening'.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you do a lousy job explaining in court why you took your clothes off in public.</b></font>

    "It's big and black, and the driver is a friend of mine."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Wellthenyou'reanidiot." (CR) :))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "As La Rochefoucauld observed, "humility is the worst form of conceit." I do hold the winning hand."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Look, no hands."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    For your eyes only, darling.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    It's what keeps me alive.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    "There's no sense in going off half cocked."
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    'Just keeping the British end up, Sir'
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    Hi, I'm Plenty ..... Plenty O'Toole.

    Damn, I knew someone beat me to it!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    You shouldn't beat it ..... too much, as you'll go blind ! :D
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you save your ex girlfriend from a life or death situation.</b></font>

    (Thanks to @Risico007.)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "We all make mistakes."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Well, you get your clothes on...and I'll buy you an ice cream."
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    (Staring her down from head to toe)
    "So... That's where they keep the old relics, eh?"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    "The things I do for England."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Did you know I used to look in the papers for your obituary?"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Hope you enjoyed the show, Goodnight. *walks away*
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    "You like a close shave, don't you?"
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited May 2016 Posts: 4,516
    ... you find your mom checking your text messages on your iPhone behind your back.

    Well, hello! What are you doing here? Do you need help?
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    ... you do a lousy job explaining in court why you took your clothes off in public.

    I can assure you, my intentions are strictly honorable.
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    ... you save your ex girlfriend from a life or death situation.

    Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either. Are you alone?
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    To paraphrase Moore...

    "All these feathers and you can't fly."
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    He had no head for heights.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    You'll understand if I don't call
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