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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you save your ex girlfriend from a life or death situation.</b></font>

    (Thanks to @Risico007.)

    'Another place, another time'
  • GettlerGettler USA
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    "I'll kill her!"

    "Allow me."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    You must remind me to do it more often.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to brag about your first time.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    "I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited May 2016 Posts: 8,255
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to brag about your first time.</b></font>
    It goes by hot air.

    She's beautiful isn't she? You should have had her before, when she was innocent. How does it feel to know that I broke her in for you?

    She said: No, no, no down the back!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Tastes like Strawberries.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "You'll understand if I don't call."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited May 2016 Posts: 5,185
    The pleasure, i'm sure, was all mine
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    four goldeneye quotes in a row. i like that
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    "Wow. Now there`s a mouthful."
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited May 2016 Posts: 23,883
    This is how I recall that splendid encounter:

    She: "Wait. Don`t pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet. See? It's a perfect fit. Leave it in."
    Me: "Well, it's gotta come out sooner or later."
    She: "No, leave it in, please. A few more minutes. "

    Me: "It's rather hard, isn't it?"
    She: "Yes. Very."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    And that's why the dialogue in that film is so utterly terrible.... ;-)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Now you know what I can do with my big thunderfinger.

    ...or do you?
  • josiahjosiah
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to brag about your first time.</b></font>

    "You'll be the death of me yet Nic Nac."
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    "What makes you think this is my first time?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days, isn't it?"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    "It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days, isn't it?"
    ;)
    RTPpj4mm.jpg

  • Risico007Risico007
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    Two things
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you save your ex girlfriend from a life or death situation.</b></font>

    (Thanks to @Risico007.)

    Welcome (name of ex gf here) it's been so long but finally here we are cookoo

    and while i was getting blood drawn for a physical they were having issues getting blood from me so I said smiling "perhaps we could try something on a simpler vein"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... girlfriend 1 informs you that she just learned about girlfriend 2.</b></font>

  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Double bitches. Fancy that.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Very talented girl.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    One rises to meet a challenge.
  • Comte_de_BleuchampComte_de_Bleuchamp
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    I have been know to keep my tip up
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
    Posts: 3,996
    "There never has been and there never will be anybody but you..."
  • Comte_de_BleuchampComte_de_Bleuchamp
    Posts: 382
    Soon she will be....everywhere
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    "Just isn't my day....is it ?"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    "do you want a clean kill or do you want to send a message?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Angelina seeks solace in your arms after her divorce.</b></font>
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