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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "What was it you said? Take....the bloody....shot."

    Wow, absolutely hilarious, @WillyGalore! :P

    I don't know whether that's sarcasm or not! ;-)

    Have confidence, sir. It isn't sarcasm. I mean it. I'm still laughing. You guys are so good at this and I'm enjoying this thread very much. :D
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    It is a great thread and I think it us who should be thanking you @DarthDimi for coming up with the idea =D>
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    edited October 2013 Posts: 418
    WillyGalore wrote:
    It is a great thread and I think it us who should be thanking you @DarthDimi for coming up with the idea =D>

    I second that!!. I think this thread is brilliant, and i love it, great fun!!! - Good one DarthDimi :-)
  • TriggerTrigger
    Posts: 183
    "I suppose it's too late to make a run for it"
    "Do I look like I give a damn"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone failed miserably at telling a joke.</b></font>
    Well he certainly fell with his head inbetween his legs.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited October 2013 Posts: 13,355
    I believe the correct line is "Well, he certainly left with his tail between his legs".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Samuel001 wrote:
    I believe the correct line is "Well, he certainly left with his tial tail between his legs".

    Fixed for you @Samuel001 ;-)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone failed miserably at telling a joke.</b></font>

    Play it again sam! :-q
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your partner catches you going through a naughty magazine.</b></font>

    Balls Q!!!

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    <font color=red><b>... your partner catches you going through a naughty magazine.</b></font>
    "This was only intended to whet our appetites."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Thanks, @WillyGalore and Zorin61! ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you disagree with your partner's choice of perfume.</b></font>
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "God, what a terrible waste."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Well one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief"

    "A trifle over-powering your scent"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    edited October 2013 Posts: 418
    "I've smelt that aftershave before, and both times - i've smelt a rat"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    (Points to nose) "This is an old friend of mine. And it tells me something smells."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "But it just so happens that I like conch chowder"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "That's...that's...CHLORAL HYDRATE!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    This is the end

    Hold your breath and count to ten
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the hotel manager impolitely refuses to help you with a small problem.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "I'm more of a problem eliminator"

    "Alright, but be prepared to dig those two graves..."
  • Sammm04Sammm04
    Posts: 479
    DarthDimi wrote:
    I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.

    You beat me to it Dimi, I was literally writing that when it popped up, here's my other one, It isn't very good, but I thought it fits:

    "You do know what the Queen of Cups means in an upside down position? a deceitful perverse woman, a liar, a cheat, and I'd like some answers now!"

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Our prisons are full of people who think they're Napolean...or God!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Sorry. I'll shoot the camera first next time.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    You people should find a better place to meet!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "Do it- now get out... unless you really want to give me a massage."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "Oh look! - We have no roof, but at least we have four good walls!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Don't you realise how absurd your position is?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you need to tell your partner you're not in the mood tonight.</b></font>
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Thanks, @WillyGalore and Zorin61! ;-)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you disagree with your partner's choice of perfume.</b></font>

    Quite overpowering your scent!
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the hotel manager impolitely refuses to help you with a small problem.</b></font>

    wait til you get to my teeth!


    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you need to tell your partner you're not in the mood tonight.</b></font>

    Goodnight!

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