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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • echoecho 007 in New York
    edited January 2019 Posts: 6,298
    A fingernail file. It's so easy.

    OR: Coming here was an inspiration, and so are you. You'll need to be.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    - "And now we know what C stands for..."
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited January 2019 Posts: 23,883
    "Hurry Commander! I'm not renowned for my patience!"
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    Posts: 25,109
    'Operation Grand Slam'
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,791
    "It's time to go."
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "Don't think. Just let it happen."
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited January 2019 Posts: 25,109
    Evelyn Tremble:
    'If I'm not back in five minutes, start without me.'
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "Time to face gravity."
  • GetCarterGetCarter
    Posts: 386
    “Are you alright?”

    “Turn off that bloody machine!”
  • octofingeroctofinger
    Posts: 787
    I think the perfect Bond line for almost every situation is Connery's bone-dry delivery of "shocking."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,135
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    you are constipated.

    "How did it happen?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,572
    I'm terminating your employment. You will leave immediately.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    Do you want to play it easy, or the hard way?
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    I take it this not a social call.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    "It will be slooow and painfull!"
  • united1878united1878
    Posts: 92
    "That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    [slightly adapted] See you later...constipator.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    ItRbrLF.gif
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Nick Nack! Tabasco!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "Just a drop in the Ocean."
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard."
  • united1878united1878
    Posts: 92
    "That's a nasty little Christmas present..."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,255
    Down there it's all weapons grade plutonium, which is reasonably safe
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Down there it's all weapons grade plutonium, which is reasonably safe

    Very good, @CommanderRoss. :D
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,722
    "Where are you going?"

    "To drop a bomb!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    ... YOUR NEIGHBOURS REFUSE TO TURN THE MUSIC DOWN

    and as an added bonus, @Risico007 would like to use a line from a Bond film when your boss forces you out immediately while you have just given your two weeks notice. (As it turns out, this is exactly what has just happened to one of Risico's coworkers.)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited February 2019 Posts: 24,179
    *Producing a kitchen knife."

    "You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing... to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure."

    And for Risico's line:
    "You should know something about me and the people I work with. We deal with the left or the right, with dictators or liberators. If the current CEO had been more agreeable, I wouldn't be talking to you. So, if you decide not to sign, you will wake up with your balls in your mouth and your willing replacement standing over you. If you doubt that, then fire me on the spot, take that notice and have a good night's sleep."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    ... YOUR NEIGHBOURS REFUSE TO TURN THE MUSIC DOWN

    You two do make a charming couple though. You're both, what's the expression... damaged goods.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "Switch the bloody machine off!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,572
    Sorry, Mr Bond. You'll have to leave the metal! \m/
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