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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?"
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
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    Phu Yuck
  • dramaticscenesofQOSdramaticscenesofQOS
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    There was a fly in HIS food!
  • dramaticscenesofQOSdramaticscenesofQOS
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    It's alright, it's quite ALRIGHT, really!
  • Risico007Risico007
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    "well we know one thing for sure... The Property of a lady"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    "Now they only eat rat. You have changed their nature."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I know a good restaurant in Karachi
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army.

    :D
  • united1878united1878
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    "It... burned all my insides. But I did not die. Life clung to me like a disease..."
  • UnivexUnivex
    Posts: 6,709
    Last_Rat_Standing wrote: »
    Phu Yuck

    Also the first thing that came to mind :)
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    "I'd have thought watching your TV shows was torture enough..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Shame. We barely got to know each other.
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited February 2019 Posts: 2,541
    I seem to lose my appetite
  • DenbighDenbigh UK
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    "There are worse things than dying, hombre."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    For God's sake. You're supposed to display some kind of judgement.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    edited February 2019 Posts: 2,722
    Pig Borsch Cake...there must be another way.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    That's peasant food for us, but with champagne it's OK.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Something you expect me to wear?
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    Hey man, for 20 bucks, I'll take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Do I seem healthy to you?
  • barryt007barryt007
    edited February 2019 Posts: 19,339
    This'll hurt him more than me..
  • dramaticscenesofQOSdramaticscenesofQOS
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    I'm fine, thank you very much
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Don't worry, I'll tell the chef!
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,516
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    ... YOU CAREFULLY WANT TO TELL YOUR PARTNER THAT THE FOOD WAS TERRIBLE

    What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don’t think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
  • Tokoloshe2Tokoloshe2 Northern Ireland
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army.

    This is utterly brilliant.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tokoloshe2 wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army.

    This is utterly brilliant.

    You gentleman, you.
  • w2bondw2bond is indeed a very rare breed
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    Partner: where are you going?
    Me: To drop a bomb!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You should find a new boyfriend.
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    What happens if you touch it ?

    Well,it will go off....
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