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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    [Pointing first to the current partner, then to the ex]
    "You... first. You... second."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I'll settle for this little old lady here"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Are you calling me a Horse's ass?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "She has a face like a pig"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    (To my ex's boyfriend): "Tastes like...like strawberries."
    Ex's boyfriend: "I wouldn't know."
    Me: "I would."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    <font color=red><b>... you accidentally bump into an old flame while on a trip with your current partner.</b></font>
    "Yes, but it's called 'the future', so get used to it."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    edited October 2013 Posts: 418
    "Alive and well, i see. And still bungling in the dark."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "So, this is where they keep the old relics then, eh?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    <font color=red><b>... you accidentally bump into an old flame while on a trip with your current partner.</b></font>
    "Ah, new model. still press here do I?"

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you that DAD is the best Bond film ever made.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I think it may be time to go home."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    M (to me): "Damn it! He killed him!"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you that DAD is the best Bond film ever made.</b></font>

    You must be joking.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "Let's do this the old-fashioned way - first blood drawn from the torso!"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "There's a useful four-letter word and you're full of it."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Bullshit!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Hmm, you really are quite insane"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Get me another anger management therapist."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Don't talk to me as though I'm stupid!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Then you're a bloody idiot."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    "Then you're a bloody idiot."

    "I said you're a bloody idiot!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "You get your house in order, or we're gonna do it for you."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "Good. Because if i want sarcasm, Mr Tanner, I'll talk to my children, thank you very much."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I gave you every break possible. You had a 50/50 chance. You weren't even close"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Sayonara!
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... someone tells you that DAD is the best Bond film ever made.</b></font>

    "I Told you everything you wanted to know about Quantum"
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    edited October 2013 Posts: 3,236
    ... you accidentally bump into an old flame while on a trip with your current partner.

    "One...last...screw"

    ... someone tells you that DAD is the best Bond film ever made.

    *looks at wine bottle*
  • 00130013
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    "You must give me the name of your oculist"
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