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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Well she always did enjoy a good squeeze..."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Great sport, this bunting!"

    "Oh, it's lost it's chill"
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    Posts: 7,854
    "The job's done, and the bitch is dead."
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    "This never happened to the other fella´"

    Ey, this one is useful for everything... :)) :)) :))
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "She should have kept her mouth shut"

    "I'm sure the guards will amuse her"
  • LudovicoLudovico
    edited September 2013 Posts: 15,124
    Shocking.
    Do you expect me to talk?
    I must be dreaming.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "I hope you don't snore, Q."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "I always enjoyed learning a new tongue"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Oh my God, my sides hurt. These are perfect.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,584
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</font>
    "In my business, you prepare for the unexpected."
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    "Why can't you just say "hello" like a normal person?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "They got a lot closer to you in Jamaica didn't they"
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited September 2013 Posts: 987
    "Is this the stupid mother that tailed you uptown?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "I will never forget...what you did...for me"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited September 2013 Posts: 13,978
    "You, first. You, second."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    "You, first. You, second."

    "UP!"

    "Well, I can see this is really my day."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,584
    "Relax, baby. Mr. Big's gonna take care of you in a minute."
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    Well done for creating the funniest thread in ages @DarthDimi, I've laughed out loud to so many great posts, this could easily become my all time favourite topic. Anyway back on topic:

    "My problem is that you never do anything with me."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    QBranch wrote:
    "Relax, baby. Mr. Big's gonna take care of you in a minute."

    Some of these are just beyond perfect. You have all made my day. =))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited September 2013 Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited September 2013 Posts: 24,183
    I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "Shut the door, Alec! There's a draft!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,584
    "That bomb will never leave this room."
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "I had to ventilate someone."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Murdock wrote:
    "I had to ventilate someone."

    PERFECT :D
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    "I had to ventilate someone."

    PERFECT :D

    One rises to meet a challenge. ;)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited September 2013 Posts: 24,183
    (Slightly altered)

    Señor, you got big cojones. You come here, next to my place, without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of gas... but you should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited September 2013 Posts: 28,694
    I can't stop picturing Bond or some other character talking to a corpse, thinking they may still be alive:

    From Russia With Love

    "Not in any condition to be worried about."

    "Oh, not again."

    "Your clock, is it correct?"

    "I've had a particularly fascinating life. Would you like to hear about it? You Would?"

    "I'm not mad about his tailor, are you?"

    Thunderball

    "What exactly do you do?"

    "Funny-looking bruise. A fall?"

    "There, first time I've felt safe all day."

    "Well, James, did you kill him?"

    "I'm glad I killed him."

    "See you later, irrigator."

    "Now don't you worry, I'll tell the chef!"

    "On you, anything looks good."

    Goldfinger

    "You like a close shave, don't you?"

    "I must be dreaming."

    "You can turn off the charm. I'm immune."

    Diamonds Are Forever

    "Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast."

    "I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?"

    "The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there... Your brother, Mr. Franks?"

    "Weren't you a blonde when I came in?"

    "Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief."

    "Curious... how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to die."

    "Just relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything."

    "We're showing a bit more *cheek* than usual, aren't we?"

    "A dentist is dead in South Africa. That little old lady in Amsterdam. Shady got his last night. They've missed me once. And you're next. Now, who's your connection?"

    "Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now."

    "And, I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times - I've smelled a rat."

    "Mmm! That looks fantastic. What's in it?"

    "Just give me one second, lover."

    "Why, Peter, there's much more to you than I imagined!"

    "Well just goes to show, no one's indestructible."

    "Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in."

    "Speak up, darling, I can't hear you."
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