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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,970
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... a stranger offers you money for something fairly indecent.</b></font>


    "Are you suggesting I invest another Million to remove him"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "You want to do WHAT to me?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Let's see who ends up on top"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,586
    "Lengthwise, if you don't mind."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "What can i tell you? ... There's no such thing as a free lunch."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Green figs, yogurt, coffee very black..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited October 2013 Posts: 24,184
    [Looking down]

    "One million dollars. You were wondering what it cost."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "Wait a minute..are you going to do what i think you're going to do?."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Well, enjoy yourself"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "How can you eat at a time like this?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    [produces a whip]
    "It's okay, baby. No te preocupes. We all make mistakes."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "I'm not for hire"
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    Posts: 3,144
    Balls ? Q.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,355
    "Can I borrow a match?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    "I'm not that kind of masseuse."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Lips fuller. No no no, mouth wider"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    DarthDimi wrote:
    "I'm not that kind of masseuse."

    "I'm not that kind of customer."
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,355
    "I'm sorry, you've lost me completely."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,586
    "It's only the hour that's indecent."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    "I guess Tosca isn't for everyone."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    (looks down)
    "What did you expect, an exploding pen?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    "Get in! ... I said get in."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Geez, I am laughing so heard - these are great!

    Here is mine: Use a line from a Bond film when...
    ... a stranger offers you money for something fairly indecent.

    "Aw, go blow up your pants!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,586
    "The coldest weapon of all."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    Never on the firm's time, sir
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your dog has bitten your unfriendly neighbour in the bottom.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    "You know what they say about the fittest."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    (Neighbor looks at me)

    "Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "His name's Jaws. He kills people"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,586
    "Wow. Now there's a mouthful."
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