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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Take the bloody shot!"
  • WintWint
    edited November 2013 Posts: 63
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you meet our worst forum troll in real life.</b></font>
    "I KNOW A SHARK BITE WHEN I SEE ONE"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you meet our worst forum troll in real life.</b></font>

    I look forward to personally exterminating you!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the perverted gym coach tells you to hit the showers before dressing up again.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You made a mistake, my friend."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Just a slight stiffness coming on....in the shoulder"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "You want to do what to me?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "I gave him the limp."

    OR

    "That depends on your definition of safe sex."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "You won't be needing 'this', old man"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "I don't think you'll get the chance"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "I gotta go!"
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,970
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you meet our worst forum troll in real life.</b></font>

    "Blofeld"
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,970
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the perverted gym coach tells you to hit the showers before dressing up again.</b></font>

    "Is it time for lovers lesson number 3?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Now that you are here, would you mind giving me something to put on?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "This is a game I can't afford to play."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the perverted gym coach tells you to hit the showers before dressing up again.</b></font>
    Well, how about you build up a little more muscle tone by putting on your clothes?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2013 Posts: 14,585
    "I know what you want. But you're too old for me. I'm splitting."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited November 2013 Posts: 24,184
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the new lovely accountant introduces herself as Miss Tiffany Broadchest.</b></font>
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Mr Osato believes in healthy chests"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,480
    "Hello - and my name is WillyGalore. We must be dreaming."




    Oops! That wasn't really a James Bond line, but I couldn't resist!!

    Okay, Bond one: "Of course you are." ;)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the new lovely accountant introduces herself as Miss Tiffany Broadchest.</b></font>
    Named after your father perhaps?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I will enjoy very much serving under you."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "No, no, no. No more foreplay!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "When I'm being stared at, I seem to lose my appetite"

    Think about that one ;-)
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited November 2013 Posts: 5,080
    "Considerably"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    "I like a woman who enjoys pulling a rack."

    I might have some unimportant detail wrong... :>
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "That's you, quite obviously. An amazing resemblance."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "Wow, what a view!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "They're right in front of you and can open very large doors."
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