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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you catch Justin Bieber seducing your wife / girl friend.</b></font>
    You've got a bloody cheek!
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you catch Justin Bieber seducing your wife / girl friend.</b></font>

    "And I thought that creep loved me"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    fjdinardo wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you catch Justin Bieber seducing your wife / girl friend.</b></font>

    "And I thought that creep loved me"

    I'm shocked now. :D
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited November 2013 Posts: 16,351
    As you can see my piranha fish get very hungry. They can strip a man from the bone in 30 seconds.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @Murdock, I actually used that line once when my folks-in-law (well kinda, I'm not married yet) came over for the first time and asked about the fish. I thought my straight face was a personal success; they were genuinely frightened. We never talk about this 'incident'. ;-) I guess I'd given them my best Blofeld and I keep forgetting that not everyone knows the Bond films like we do...
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "It's amazing what you can do with an extra pair of hands."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I think it's time we set an appointment for my wife with the doctor..."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Her loss!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "The man isn't even a true Belieber. He's a gun for hire..." ;-)
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    "The man isn't even a true Belieber. He's a gun for hire..." ;-)

    =))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    "The man isn't even a true Belieber. He's a gun for hire..." ;-)

    Perfect! :D

    (pointing a gun at his behind)

    "We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    DarthDimi wrote:
    @Murdock, I actually used that line once when my folks-in-law (well kinda, I'm not married yet) came over for the first time and asked about the fish. I thought my straight face was a personal success; they were genuinely frightened. We never talk about this 'incident'. ;-) I guess I'd given them my best Blofeld and I keep forgetting that not everyone knows the Bond films like we do...

    I think this wins Post of the day. :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You two do make a charming couple, though. You're both... What's the expression? Damaged goods."
  • Risico007Risico007
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    QBranch wrote:
    "I know what you want. But you're too old for me. I'm splitting."

    wehat movie is that from Q
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Risico007 wrote:
    QBranch wrote:
    "I know what you want. But you're too old for me. I'm splitting."

    wehat movie is that from Q

    Bibi in FYEO
  • Risico007Risico007
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    Oh yeahforgot that line
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Put your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    4EverBonded wrote:
    "Put your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream."

    :))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited November 2013 Posts: 24,184
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are campaigning for mayor (but doing a poor job at it.)</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    "First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as its progenitors."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "You'll forgive me for not putting up the bunting"
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are campaigning for mayor (but doing a poor job at it.)</b></font>

    "I give you Icarus"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "I know the rules, and number one is 'no deals.'"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I have decided to ask for a little money in advance"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "Well, I'm gonna need the other 5 million to buy back in."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "But we've already begun destabilizing the government."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Maybe it's time you let me get on with my job"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Hong Kong's our turf now."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "I've lost my charm."
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