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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Remember, you're only President for life"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "I never go back on a deal. It would be bad for my reputation"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "I think my mouth is too big"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "This is no time to be discussing politics"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "We've got people everywhere."

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... there's an actual zombie outbreak and you arm up to go Z-hunting.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "One way is to take a pencil, and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "So much for my promising career in espionage."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "But part of you is not gonna believe the training because this kill is personal."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "You just put your arm in his mouth and pull his teeth out"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Let's go fishing."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Watch the birdie you b***ard"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    *pumps shotgun* "There's no point living, if you can't feel alive."
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... there's an actual zombie outbreak and you arm up to go Z-hunting.</b></font>

    "Give me some spare clips"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "The first one won't kill you. Not the second, not even the third. Not till you crawl over here and you kiss my foot!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the perverted gym coach tells you to hit the showers before dressing up again.</b></font>

    I would love too but i have no trunks!!!

    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the new lovely accountant introduces herself as Miss Tiffany Broadchest.</b></font>

    Saved by the bell!!!

    8-}
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you spot the neighbours' poodle dropping a smelly load in your backyard.</b></font>

    Tresspassers will be eaten!!! ;)
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you catch Justin Bieber seducing your wife / girl friend.</b></font>

    When setting out on revenge? Always dig 2 graves!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are campaigning for mayor (but doing a poor job at it.)</b></font>

    I know you??!!! Your that secret agent!!!!!! Who ya tailing boy?!!!!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... there's an actual zombie outbreak and you arm up to go Z-hunting.</b></font>

    Behind the headlights? Stinger missiles!!!! [..]
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "Use the bumper. That's what it's for."
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you catch Justin Bieber seducing your wife / girl friend.</b></font>

    "I take it this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing".
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the new lovely accountant introduces herself as Miss Tiffany Broadchest.</b></font>

    "Legs apart."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the new lovely accountant introduces herself as Miss Tiffany Broadchest.</b></font>

    "A double blowout. I've never seen one of these before"
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... there's an actual zombie outbreak and you arm up to go Z-hunting.</b></font>

    "Chainsaw my ass!"

  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... there's an actual zombie outbreak and you arm up to go Z-hunting.</b></font>

    You first, you second. *Bang Bang*
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2013 Posts: 14,585
    "Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first."
  • 00130013
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    "So you live to die another day."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... there's an actual zombie outbreak and you arm up to go Z-hunting.</b></font>

    "Chainsaw my ass!"

    Post of the day. :D

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    <font color=red size=5><b>... there's an actual zombie outbreak and you arm up to go Z-hunting.</b></font>[/quote]

    My regards to Baron Samedi man, right between the eyes
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "I never miss."

    Then I pray that is an accurate statement.
  • Risico007Risico007
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your date suggests you go to the gym and never touch white bread or meat anymore.</b></font>
    "She set you up to me knowing you were not ready and you would likely die mommy was very bad"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,184
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are shown to the door by a date that took offence in your innuendos.</b></font>
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