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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,480
    .. you are shown to the door by a date that took offence in your innuendos.

    "What, no chit chat?" OR

    "Put your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream" (I am finding that one is good for a few of these!) OR

    "Don't worry, you're not my type."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited November 2013 Posts: 16,359
    Not a quote from a Bond film but it is from a Bond novel. ;)

    "You have no Sensayuma!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "That sounds like a dismissal. I was looking forward to breakfast."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "...in the shoulder. Due to the altitude, no doubt."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    *Puts condoms back in wallet* "Well then, I won't need these"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "But I've only just arrived."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Stuff my orders!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "It's become distinctly chilly since Venice"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Was it something i said?."
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are shown to the door by a date that took offence in your innuendos.</b></font>

    "i must of scared the living daylights out of her"
  • 00130013
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    "The pleasure, I'm sure, was all mine."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are shown to the door by a date that took offence in your innuendos.</b></font>

    You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?


    Indeed, DAD is increadably quotable for this thread. Is that, somewhere, a redeeming factor?
    'I think not!'
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally stumble into a brothel.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Octopussy."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Later perhaps."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Yes, I love an early morning ride."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    "This might take some time."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Accidentally? Well ok ... ;)

    "The next girl." OR

    "I must be dreaming ..."

    (There is a line, or 2 or 3, in YOLT; but the one I am thinking of is something about Bond saying which girl he chooses for the hot bath scene; anybody remember the wording? "I'll have this little ... ")
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I was out walking my rat and I seem to have lost my way"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Oh, one more before I leave for several hours ...

    "As long as the collars and cuffs match ..."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "You first. You, second"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I won't keep you for more than an hour if you give me your undivided attention."
    4EverBonded wrote:
    (There is a line, or 2 or 3, in YOLT; but the one I am thinking of is something about Bond saying which girl he chooses for the hot bath scene; anybody remember the wording? "I'll have this little ... ")
    "Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    "you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season"

    "just browsing"

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    QBranch wrote:
    "I won't keep you for more than an hour if you give me your undivided attention."
    4EverBonded wrote:
    (There is a line, or 2 or 3, in YOLT; but the one I am thinking of is something about Bond saying which girl he chooses for the hot bath scene; anybody remember the wording? "I'll have this little ... ")

    "Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here."

    That's it! I did remember it, but didn't trust my memory to get the words exactly right. :) Thanks, @QBranch
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Magnificent view"

    "That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you "accidentally" stumble into a brothel.</b></font>
    "I never miss"
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