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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn't that a little high?
  • Sammm04Sammm04
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    Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Hold your fire! You'll blow the gas tanks!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "EXPEL 'EM!"

    "Ask the Admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered"

    "That's strange. It doesn't read like a nuclear explosion"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Sammm04 wrote:
    Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something.

    "You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees!"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Nature's finest killer."
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    "It's a little too scented for my palate."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited September 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Phu-Yuck?"

    "Allow me to introduce to you, the airlock chamber"

    "One is never too old to learn from a master"

    "The soufflé can't wait"


    AVTAK Bonus:

    "All outboard valves fully locked, sir"

    "Pump pressure good"

    "If you tamper with it we're going to blow up"

    "We've only seconds before this blows"

    "The greatest cataclysm in history" followed by;

    "And all attributed to natural causes"

    "This'll hurt him more than me"

    "More! More power"

    "Full throttle!"

    "Stop it! Are you crazy?"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "James...what an unpleasant suprise!"
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    "Expel them!"
  • TriggerTrigger
    Posts: 183
    "Just changing carriages"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Stun Gas!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Great stuff, folks. :) Laughing all the way! :D

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>

    You always were a cunning linguist!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>

    Shocking! Positively shocking! :-&
  • 00Beast00Beast
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    "Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it!" (Bond from Dr. No)

    "The trigger is housed in the butt. Squeeze it." (Lazar from The Man with the Golden Gun)

    "How does that grab you?" (Bond from The Spy Who Loved Me)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    00Beast wrote:
    "Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it!" (Bond from Dr. No)

    "The trigger is housed in the butt. Squeeze it." (Lazar from The Man with the Golden Gun)

    "How does that grab you?" (Bond from The Spy Who Loved Me)

    Great to see you pop in again, @00Beast. One hopes all is well with you. :)
  • 00Beast00Beast
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    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7: I appreciate the warm welcome back, my friend! I hope you are doing just as well- in fact- better! It's good to be back again. Hopefully I'll be able to better budget my time to be able to stay around here on a more consistent basis!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    00Beast wrote:
    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7: I appreciate the warm welcome back, my friend! I hope you are doing just as well- in fact- better! It's good to be back again. Hopefully I'll be able to better budget my time to be able to stay around here on a more consistent basis!

    If you are good, I am good. I do hope to see you around here more consistently, as we all do.
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Shut the door, Alec! There's a draft!"

    I cannot improve. I truly cannot improve.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @Agent007391, haha, thank you.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,827
    "Afraid it's me."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    "I prefer to call it an atomic device. It's small but particularly dirty."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you arrive too late at a party.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Dr. Kaufman's record was fifty-two hours. I was hoping to break it.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Dr. Kaufman's record was fifty-two hours. I was hoping to break it.

    I just imagined Stamper walking in, everyone is either drunk or passed out, and he just mutters that into the ear of an unsuspecting party-goer. Hilarious.

    "What makes you think this is my first time?"

    "I wasn't sure you'd accept a formal invitation."

    "I'm superstitious."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Sorry about that, I've tuned out there for a moment, Elliot.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Filthy habit."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    From Russia With Love

    "Excuse me, you did say your clock was correct?"

    "I hope you're not... disappointed."

    Dr. No

    "Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either."

    "James! Where have you been? I've been searching all over London for you."

    "It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep, 007?"

    "Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it."

    Quantum of Solace

    "I never left."

    "Got pulled into a meeting."

    Casino Royale

    "You've got a bloody cheek!"

    "The name's Bond. James Bond."

    "Benefits of being section chief."

    "I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me."

    "Do I look like I give a damn?"

    "I'm having a hard time seeing how this is my fault."

    "Give our guests five minutes to leave... or throw them overboard."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "I really f***ed this up, didn't I?"

    I feel like I can use M's SF quote on all three of the given scenarios thus far.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    RE: ...on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.

    "You sit on it, but you can't take it with you."
    "Funny how the least little thing amuses him."
    "Good morning, gentlemen. ACME pollution inspection. We're cleaning up the world, we thought this was a suitable starting point."

    (and from DAD, 'the stinker' ;) )

    "Don't blow it all at once."
    "Wow. Now there's a mouthful."
    "I see you handle your weapon well."
    "Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?"
    "You'll find he's dead and she only has a flesh wound."
    "He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others."
    "I think I got the thrust of it."
    "My self-defence mechanism's right here."
    "She was right under your nose."
    "The coldest weapon of all."
    "There will be others after me. You know that."
    "Oh, that's pretty good tailoring. I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet."
    "Hah! I can read your every move!"
    "No, leave it in, please. Few more minutes?"

    RE: ... you arrive too late at a party.

    "I fell out of an airplane without a parachute. Who's in there?"
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