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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Bolas 007!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited November 2013 Posts: 5,745
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine."

    *Winner
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2013 Posts: 14,682
    ... you are looking for ways to spice up the bedroom routine.

    "A 70-year-old can take 3 G's."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    "It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine."

    BEST . POST . EVER, @Creasy47! Tears are in my eyes! :-))

    "You don't need the gun."

    "Two targets - time enough for one shot."

    "I've set the timers for six minutes."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine."

    BEST . POST . EVER, @Creasy47! Tears are in my eyes! :-))

    "You don't need the gun."

    "Two targets - time enough for one shot."

    "I've set the timers for six minutes."

    You'll have to come up with a new situation @Darth, I can't stop laughing about @Creasy's comment and certainly can't think of a funny line anymore due to that!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited November 2013 Posts: 41,011
    Haha, thank you, gentlemen! I really appreciate that.

    Though @DarthDimi's "Two targets - time enough for one shot." comment has my sides hurting. The scenario is hilarious!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    oh you could go a lot with QOS (not that I can remember every exact word ...)

    "The training will kick in and tell you ... but you won't believe the training because this time its personal. Take a deep breath. You've got one bullet. Make it count."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    "It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine."

    Honestly, I have always loved Valentin but now I will never be able to see that scene again without this flashing in my mind. This is one of the funniest things I have read.
    Still laughing.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @4EverBonded, thanks! I don't know what it is, I've always just heard it as this huge sexual undertone, and every time the scene pops up, I wait for the "big and black" comment.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I'd like to start with some simple word associations."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Well obviously...you swallow it"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    ... you are looking for ways to spice up the bedroom routine:

    "Take me round the world, one more time ..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2013 Posts: 14,682
    "Shall we make it a shilling a hole?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    QBranch wrote:
    "Shall we make it a shilling a hole?"

    =))
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Better make it two ..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    (earlier on in the day)

    "Q, I'll... need this."

    "Really, 007!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited November 2013 Posts: 41,011
    *Recommending a male friend of mine joining in on the bedroom festivities*

    Girlfriend: "Maybe I'll even stretch to two."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @WillyGalore is the king of this thread! :D

    *Pointing down*
    "And for dessert, the piece de resistance... a Bombe Surprise."

    "Oh, leave the legs free. They'll make appetizing bait."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    Thanks @DarthDimi :\">

    *Looks down*

    "A little premature isn't it"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *Points to the male goods.*
    "I have friends in low places."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *reading the manual for the girlfriend's new toy*
    "Invented by the Soviets and the Russians during the Cold War..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You got big cojones."


    ('nuff said) B-)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Before I pay anything, I want to see some hardware"
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    'It's a bit short notice, but I may just be able to squeeze you in'
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Now...you said something about going down...together?."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    Zorin61 wrote:
    "Now...you said something about going down...together?."

    :)) that is rich!

    "Looks like we're going down together."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    edited November 2013 Posts: 418
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Zorin61 wrote:
    "Now...you said something about going down...together?."

    :)) that is rich!

    "Looks like we're going down together."




    =))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *Note to self - things we'll be needing tonight:*

    "Pigs! Borsch! Cake!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    DarthDimi wrote:
    *Note to self - things we'll be needing tonight:*

    "Pigs! Borsch! Cake!"

    *My reaction on hearing that*

    "There must be another way!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    *Note to self - things we'll be needing tonight:*

    "Pigs! Borsch! Cake!"

    *My reaction on hearing that*

    "There must be another way!"

    *My reaction to that*

    "Relax. I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything."

    ;-)
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