USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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    *Looks at betting slip*

    "Pegasus!"
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    "I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you don't feel like gettin' it on tonight.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I'm a little tied up!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Take...the bloody...shot?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "BULIATCH!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "No, no, no. No more foreplay."
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    "I'm not a sporting man Fraulein. Even when I'm at my best"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited December 2013 Posts: 16,359
    "Why don't you wait until you're asked?"
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    "I had lunch but I seem to have missed dessert..."

    *Then walk out to get dessert*
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I had lunch but I seem to have missed dessert..."

    *Then walk out to get dessert*

    Good one, @WillyGalore! :)

    *assuming your name is Vargas*
    "Vargas does not drink... does not smoke... does not make love."
  • Posts: 6,396
    "I'm not what you'd call a passionate man"
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you don't feel like gettin' it on tonight.</b></font>

    "aaaaaaaaa Ive lost my charm"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    fjdinardo wrote:
    "aaaaaaaaa Ive lost my charm"

    Not from where I'm standing. ;)

    =))
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    "I've got a little itch down there. Would you mind?"
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    "You're bloody well not sleeping here."
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you don't feel like gettin' it on tonight.</b></font>

    Backseat driver?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Sit!"
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    "You put your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you don't feel like gettin' it on tonight.</b></font>

    "Do I look like I give a damn?"

    "Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games?"

    "I would, you know. Only "M" would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government property."

    "It happens to be 3 a.m. When do you sleep?"

    "Ah, the old game: give a wolf a taste and then leave him hungry."

    "I've had a particularly fascinating life. Would you like to hear about it?"

    "Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big."

    "That must have been a pretty sick collection of minds to dream up a plan like that."

    "Not a chance."

    "Be still!"

    "I hope you're not... disappointed."

    "Some men just don't like to be driven."

    "My dear girl, don't flatter yourself."

    "You can tell of the one that got away."

    "There, first time I've felt safe all day."

    "You should be locked up in a cage."

    "Another time, another place."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,682
    "Don't touch that!"*

    *I'm ending the line there before things get weird...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    QBranch wrote:
    "Don't touch that!"*

    *I'm ending the line there before things get weird...

    "That's my...Pussy Galore."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    Creasy47 wrote:
    QBranch wrote:
    "Don't touch that!"*

    *I'm ending the line there before things get weird...

    "That's my...Pussy Galore."
    Oh, that would be perfectly satisfactory. :)
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    "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife"
    "M
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    "Your turn will come I promise"
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    "You know there never has been...there never will be anybody but you"

    *rolls over and goes to sleep.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I don't want you to twist my arm again."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,682
    ... there's an actual zombie outbreak and you arm up to go Z-hunting.
    "I only have one question: why not stay dead?"

    ... someone slightly too old for your taste keeps hitting on you at a party.
    "Old dog, new tricks."

    ... you are campaigning for mayor (but doing a poor job at it).
    "Wholesale? 'Sell' heroin, for money?! That's precisely what I intend to do."

    ... you spot the neighbours' poodle dropping a smelly load in your backyard.
    "Well done, Albert!"

    ... the new lovely accountant introduces herself as Miss Tiffany Broadchest.
    "They're movin' like buttered pigs!" :@) :@)

    .... you accidentally stumble into a brothel.
    "That's a little frantic. I'll keep the other three."

    ... you don't feel like gettin' it on tonight.
    "You'll forgive me if I don't get up."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Michael G. Wilson approaches you to play Bond in the next Bond film.</b>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You must give me the name of your oculist."
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