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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316
    "well, that depends on your definition of safe sex"
    or
    (to my partner) "time to face gravity!"
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    "One rises to meet a challenge."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "What did you expect, an exploding pen?"
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "What did you expect, an exploding pen?"

    Brilliant.

    *After a particularly disastrous performance*

    "I can't find the, erm, stationery."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    *The reason I got fired:*

    "Actress": How long have I got?
    Me: Thirty seconds.
    "Actress": That doesn't give us a lot of time...
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,985
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you fail miserably in the adult entertainment business.</b></font>

    Referring to his penis

    "oh he blew a fuse"
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    fjdinardo wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you fail miserably in the adult entertainment business.</b></font>

    Referring to his penis

    "oh he blew a fuse"

    I think it's sort of a given that most of these lines refer to that.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,682
    ... Michael G. Wilson approaches you to play Bond in the next Bond film.
    "You knew the answer before it was given. Strangely enough, somehow... so did I."

    ... you try to spoon-feed a baby but the little one doesn't want to open his mouth.
    "Whisper... The gate."

    ... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.
    "That explains the humming."

    ... you fail miserably in the adult entertainment business.
    (looking down at crotch) "You pathetic little worm."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited December 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Jamming power supply and backup have failed, sir."

    "Despite your efforts, my finely wrought dream approaches fulfilment."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,359
    "I know exactly where to put that."
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  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    "I'm afraid you caught me with more than my hands up."

    "How many times have you done this before?"
    "You're the first."
    "AHH!!-"

    "And Ms. Sutton... you should have accepted my MORE THAN GENEROUS offer."



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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    GREAT STUFF, GUYS!!! :P
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "She should have kept her mouth shut"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet."
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you fail miserably in the adult entertainment business.</b></font>

    "Trick is to quit while you're still ahead"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    ... Michael G. Wilson approaches you to play Bond in the next Bond film.
    "You don't understand, sir. They'll kill me if I do."

    ... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.
    "I am *in the dark* as much as you are."

    ... you fail miserably in the adult entertainment business.
    (looking down at crotch) "I didn't tell you to get down!"
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    ... Michael G. Wilson approaches you to play Bond in the next Bond film.

    "I must be dreaming."

    ... aliens have abducted you, stripped you and are about to probe you.

    "Well enjoy yourself."
  • Risico007Risico007
    Posts: 9,860
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Michael G. Wilson approaches you to play Bond in the next Bond film.</b>

    "the name is Bond, James Bond"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to explain why you didn't come home last night.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    "The world's greatest terrorist running around with six kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited December 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "There was a heck of a crowd on the piste"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "They kept me for five months in a room with no air. They tortured me, and I protected your secrets. I protected you. But they made me suffer. And suffer. And suffer. Until I realized, it was you who betrayed me. You betrayed me. So, I had only one thing left. My cyanide capsule in my back left molar. You remember, right? So, I broke the tooth and bit into the capsule. It... burned all my insides, but I didn't die. Life clung to me like a disease. And then I understood why I had survived. I needed to look in your eyes one last time."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Rest and recreation my darling. Well, the trip back from Siberia took a lot out of me"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,359
    "It's five days to Alaska!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Oh I'm so sorry. I only got M's wire an hour ago. I busted every record getting here"
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    "Well we corpses have no sense of time."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,359
    "You can't kill my dreams, but my dreams can kill you!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "You know, this sort of behavior could qualify as sexual harassment."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "My boat capsized so I had to swim ashore"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,359
    "I was thrown out of an airplane without a parachute."
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