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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Well as matter of fact I was in a cable car and....."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *after sneaking in the house, the girlfriend walks in on me in a private moment*
    "Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "That last hand... Nearly killed me."
  • Risico007Risico007
    edited December 2013 Posts: 9,860
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to explain why you didn't come home last night.</b></font>

    I told you what you wanted to know about Quantum.
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    My partner - "A woman?"

    Me - "Yes. But it's not what you think."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "Not a word of protest. You should find a new boyfriend."
  • 00130013
    Posts: 1,817
    "There's no hurry, you see? We have all the time in the world."
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316
    "what's the deal with you and elektra?"
    "we're strictly plutonic"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "I was out walking my rat and I seemed to have lost my way"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    "Bottoms up!"
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to explain why you didn't come home last night.</b></font>

    "Explain it better on a Map alright?"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    You are a misogynist dinosaur.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Not a word of protest. You should find a new boyfriend."

    Well, that fits! ;)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you fail miserably in the adult entertainment business.</b></font>

    This never happened to the other fella! :((
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to explain why you didn't come home last night.</b></font>

    Why don't you put your clothes on and i'll buy you an ice cream!



  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to explain why you didn't come home last night.</b></font>

    Don't you want to know why?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss catches you searching the Internet for naughty things.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    "I was... I was looking for the bar."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    "Don't look up. You're on Candid Camera."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into it's treasures."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you try to explain why you didn't come home last night.</b></font>

    "Marie... Ask Marie."
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss catches you searching the Internet for naughty things.</b></font>

    *Switches off computer*
    "Well, that takes care of the normal wear-and-tear. Is there any other protection I need?"

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "It's all in the wrist."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    "But we're supposed to be married."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "Sorry old man, Section 26 paragraph 5, that information is on a need to know basis only. I'm sure you understand."
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316
    "I was..um...just testing it out"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,359
    "So much for my aspiring career in espionage."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    Posts: 418
    "There are one or two rather special accessories."
  • ColdfingerColdfinger
    Posts: 317
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss catches you searching the Internet for naughty things.</b></font>

    "I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up"

  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your boss catches you searching the Internet for naughty things.</b></font>

    Care to join me? ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "I f***ed this up, didn't I?"
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