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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Ama - Diving Girls!"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    ah that reminds me,

    "She has a face like a pig."
  • RogerMoore007RogerMoore007
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    "Perhaps you've failed to take into account my hidden assets."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... you have your first ever 'romantic' experience and you are quite nervous.
    "Take a deep breath. You only need one shot. Make it count."

    ... someone asks who you have invited for tonight's New Year's Eve party.
    "Pussy!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you fail epically at doing stand-up comedy.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I f***ed this up didn't I"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    (thinking to self)

    Situation analysis: hopeless. You have no backup, no escape route.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in forty years!"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited January 2014 Posts: 11,189
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you fail epically at doing stand-up comedy.</b></font>

    "Well...I must say...I've had a lovely evening, you?" (in the same sarcastic way Broz says it in GE).
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    (one by one, members of the audience get up to leave)

    "Where do you think you're going?"
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you fail epically at doing stand-up comedy.</b></font>

    "I guess Tosca isn't for everyone"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "You can't kill my dreams, but my dreams can kill you!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "What the HELL is going on?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "They're going to kill me, aren't they?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the police officer asks what you are doing running around naked near the sorority house.</b></font>
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    I'm afraid you caught me with more than my hands up (obvious I know)

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Well, I can see this is really my day!"
    BAIN123 wrote:
    I'm afraid you caught me with more than my hands up (obvious I know)

    But effective, @BAIN123 ;-)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I trust you can handle this contraption?"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    "I was just out walking my rat and I seem to have lost my way"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Creating an awkward situation:

    "You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees."
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
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    "I was just brushing up on a little Danish"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *pointing downstairs*

    "It's gotta come out sooner or later."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Little Nellie received a hot reception"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Btw, @WillyGalore, I love that avatar. Reminds me of one of my favourite Simpsons episodes. ;-)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "I'm afraid you caught me with more than my hands up."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Btw, @WillyGalore, I love that avatar. Reminds me of one of my favourite Simpsons episodes. ;-)

    "I tackled a loafer at work today" ;-)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @BAIN123 beat you to it, @Murdock. ;-)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    @BAIN123 beat you to it, @Murdock. ;-)

    Darn it! :))
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    I wish this could be added with to my avatar @DarthDimi:-)

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