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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 24,183
    WillyGalore wrote:
    I wish this could be added with to my avatar @DarthDimi:-)


    @WillyGalore, that track is on one of the first Simpsons CD's ever released. ;-)

    "You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Me...clothes off....where?"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    Looks down:

    "oh its lost its chill"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    BAIN123 wrote:
    Looks down:

    "oh its lost its chill"

    HILARIOUS, @BAIN123!!!
    =))
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "I take it you ride?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 24,183
    *points to sorority house*

    "I offered my services, they refused."
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316
    "Now that you're here, won't you give me something to put on?"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    "Occasionally I seem to be accident-prone"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *looks down at myself, swinging about*

    "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    ... the police officer asks what you are doing running around naked near the sorority house.

    "Oh, I admit it's a little kinky."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the police officer asks what you are doing running around naked near the sorority house.</b></font>

    Keeping the British end up sir!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your girl friend tells you your car is ugly.</b></font>
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "She's an ugly little bitch, but she gets you there."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "So is my aunt."
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
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    "NOWMOVE!"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Piss off" followed by "bitch" ;)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited January 2014 Posts: 12,480
    ... the police officer asks what you are doing running around naked near the sorority house.

    Policeman: "Put your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream ..."

    You: "No, no, no ... no more foreplay!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    ... your girl friend tells you your car is ugly.

    (gets in car to drive off)

    "Take the next one. There isn't enough room for me and your ego."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    *Turn to my chauffeur*

    "Karl, run them down"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2014 Posts: 14,585
    "It's just had a new coat of paint!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Tell them you have to get the car washed"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    "You must be joking"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    ... the police officer asks what you are doing running around naked near the sorority house.
    "Oh, I'm just here for the birds. Until dawn, what about you?"

    ... your girl friend tells you your car is ugly.
    "You're both... What's the expression? Damaged goods."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    QBranch wrote:
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    ... your girl friend tells you your car is ugly.
    "You're both... What's the expression? Damaged goods."

    :)) I cannot top that.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    Thanks, @Thunderfinger.

    ... your girl friend tells you your car is ugly.
    "My dear girl, don't flatter yourself."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "What a handsome craft. Such lovely lines"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    (Looks at parking attendant then points at girlfriend)

    "hello...are you going to take this or make me wait"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "Certainly better bred than the owner." :)) 8-}
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Honestly, great lines, all! :D

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the lovely nurse informs you that you need an enema.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army."
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