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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Haha Oooooo!" ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2014 Posts: 14,595
    ... Grampa tries to seduce your lovely young neighbour.

    "Manners, Oddjob. I thought you always took your hat off to a lady."
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    Posts: 316
    Murdock wrote:
    "Haha Oooooo!" ;)

    ooh, that's cringey!

    "Old dog, new tricks"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,267
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Grampa tries to seduce your lovely young neighbour.</b></font>
    Slightly adapted:
    'I think he's on his way to a funeral'
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    edited January 2014 Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Grampa tries to seduce your lovely young neighbour.</b></font>

    Just a slight stiffness coming on!!! =)) :-j
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 24,187
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... mother finds your secret collection of 'those' magazines under your bed.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    "We really have to get these back."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "At the most, you'll have two hours before the army, navy, air force, marines move in and make you put it back"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    Slightly altered:

    "It's all so boring here, Mother - there's nothing but Playboys."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "If only I could find a REAL man..."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Fancy seeing you here Fraulein!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Look upon your work, mother."

    (Sorry if I've put anyone off their supper) ;-)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited January 2014 Posts: 13,978
    "Look, no hands."


    I am already regretting writing that.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    Delicious, @MajorDSmythe! :D
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Pussy Galore."
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited January 2014 Posts: 5,745
    "How about building up a little more muscle tone by.. putting on your clothes."

    "Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."

    "Don't you ever come up for air?!" :-S

    "I'm just brushing up on a little Danish"

    "Your poor shoulder, it looks painful."

    "I see you handle your weapon well.."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,595
    "I collect memories."
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    A slight stiffness coming on!.
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    "Mammie was very bad..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yo Mama!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... mother finds your secret collection of 'those' magazines under your bed.</b></font>

    Trouble keeping it up Q?!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,595
    "You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?"
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    'Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.'
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited February 2014 Posts: 14,595
    "Everyone needs a hobby."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally got a sex change in the hospital.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *touching body parts selectively*

    "You're right. Fully laden here, and empty here."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    DarthDimi wrote:
    *touching body parts selectively*

    "You're right. Fully laden here, and empty here."

    Great start DD you already won! =))

    "Talk here, listen here."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    Thanks, @Murdock. ;-)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "The front is opening up. I repeat, the front is opening up!"
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