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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    "THAT is not the soap" (what else?!)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "That'll bring tears to your eyes"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I suppose it's too late to make a run for it?"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    "What no small talk...?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Wow, what a view! To a kill."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Would you settle for a tulip?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "We all get our jollies one way or another."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Shut the door, Alec, there's a draft!"
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Alimentary my dear Felix .
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... in prison, a giant named Bufford asks you to pick up the bar of soap he dropped in front of him.</b></font>

    Such a magnificent abdomen!!! :-& =))
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    "I'm not supposed to be here either, I take it you're not?"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    *look round and notice everyone else has run away*

    "looks like your friends have bailed"
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    "You should have brought lilies."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited February 2014 Posts: 24,159
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you record motivational tapes for married couples who have lost the spark in their relationship.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Every night at exactly 12 o´clock you must be alone so that you can switch on that receiver and listen for my voice. l´ll tell you what to do, I will tell you when and I will tell you how."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Day. Wasted."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you record motivational tapes for married couples who have lost the spark in their relationship.</b></font>

    That damn beretta again! It jammed on you last time! You'll use the Walther!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Just catching up...

    ... the wife brings her mum for diner against your will.

    "I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing... to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure."

    ... in prison, a giant named Bufford asks you to pick up the bar of soap he dropped in front of him.

    "Let's put that behind us, shall we?"

    ... you record motivational tapes for married couples who have lost the spark in their relationship.

    "Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "You like close shaves, don't you?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You two do make a charming couple, though. You're both... What's the expression? Damaged goods."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *Discussing the male orgasm*

    "Such a pity. All that time and energy wasted, simply to provide you with one mock, heroic moment."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... mother finds your secret collection of 'those' magazines under your bed.
    "Well... if nothing else, at least I've laid your fears to rest."

    ... you accidentally got a sex change in the hospital.
    "Hi, I'm Plenty."

    ... the wife brings her mum for diner against your will.
    "It's a warning. Get it outta here!"

    ... in prison, a giant named Bufford asks you to pick up the bar of soap he dropped in front of him.
    "Somehow I've got to transmit a message out of here."

    ... you record motivational tapes for married couples who have lost the spark in their relationship.
    "I should have warned you, my relationships don't last either."
  • Risico007Risico007
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    "Every night at exactly 12 o´clock you must be alone so that you can switch on that receiver and listen for my voice. l´ll tell you what to do, I will tell you when and I will tell you how."

    AMAZING
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited February 2014 Posts: 24,159
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you notice you've run out of toilet paper when it's too late.</b></font>
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Davidov, hold this for me."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited February 2014 Posts: 24,159
    "It's very important to have a positive mental attitude."
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "Davidov, hold this for me."

    :D

  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Ahem...pop the clutch."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I wish I could make you vanish."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I think I had a hat when I came in..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I fucked this up, didn't I?"
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