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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    There's no point in going off half cocked.

    Too obvious?

    How about:

    I feel a slight stiffness coming on.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2014 Posts: 14,584
    ... the wife suggests the two of you try something new in bed.

    "You're not seriously going back there?" :-?
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    QBranch wrote:
    ... the wife suggests the two of you try something new in bed.

    "You're not seriously going back there?" :-?

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2014 Posts: 12,480
    "I can't breathe!"

    AND

    "Boys with toys." (Oh, how I love Natalya's line ...)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "You get the equipment. I'll send the messages"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    "Having problems keeping it up Q?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Great lines, everybody! :D Keep it up.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Any higher honey and my ears will pop!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited March 2014 Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you find a stranger in your bath getting soaped up.</b></font>
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited March 2014 Posts: 13,355
    "Who are you and how did you get in? I'll call security - and congratulate them!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "Well, enjoy yourself."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Haha Oooooo!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "With all due respect, I think you don't have the balls for this."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "When you're ten grand in the hole, you're ready for anything."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "THAT is not the soap"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Well! I'm sure we can lick you into shape."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Murdock wrote:
    "Well! I'm sure we can lick you into shape."

    Applause! Best line of the day. :D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Oh the bubbles, they tickle my ...Tchaikovsky.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2014 Posts: 14,584
    "Chew Mee!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "Put your clothes back on, and I will buy you an icecream."
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    "Hellooo" (assuming its a woman)
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    Posts: 2,107
    " I must be in heaven "
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you find a stranger in your bath getting soaped up.</b></font>

    A cigar?!!! I know exactly where to put that!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,584
    *trying to see through the bubbles*

    "There's something camouflaged down there. I'll take a look."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    If it's a lovely lady:
    Would you mind? I'm having an itch, down there'

    If it's a not-so-lovely man:
    'Shocking, positively shocking'
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    “You’re a women of many parts, Pussy.”

    or

    ”Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.”

    “Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”


    or

    Drop it Professor, hands behind you


    or

    Go on! Eject me, see if I care!


    or


    It's rather hard, isn't it?


    or


    Keeping the British end up, sir.

    or

    Darling, I give you very best duck.




  • jbohoh7jbohoh7 Jet Skiing into Atlantis
    Posts: 65
    "I certainly wouldn't have killed you before".
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you have a serious hangover from yesterday's party.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "Leave it to the Americans! It's their mess. Let them clear it up."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "I fucked this up, didn't I?"
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