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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    edited March 2014 Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... a nocturnal bit of fun is unfortunately interrupted by the little one crying next door.</b></font>

    Bloody tourists!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2014 Posts: 14,584
    (to wife) "Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast. "

    Get it?
  • XXXXXX Banned
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    You;ll see to that personally will you? So many of these involve sex.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    "Spare the rod and spoil the child eh?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    To take care of the supervisor. When pig goes, his control panel will light up like christmas tree.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2014 Posts: 14,584
    "Ah, Stamper! Stop yelling in my ear, ja?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Go ahead. Scream as loud as you want. It's soundproof"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    HASEROT wrote:
    "Spare the rod and spoil the child eh?"

    =)) Best post of them all! :D Congrats, @haserot!!!
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    @DarthDimi

    a thank you *bows* 8-X
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... in the theatre, the young couple in front of you is noisily exploring 'second base'.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "May I remind you that this operation was to be conducted discreetly."
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    No. No more foreplay !.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... in the theatre, the young couple in front of you is noisily exploring 'second base'.</b></font>

    Don't touch that! That's my lunch!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "She should have kept her mouth shut".

    or

    "Somebody's going to have my ass for this".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited March 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "Now THAT was a performance!"

    Or

    "There's still no image on the radar scanner..."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "How can you eat at a time like this?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    How could we possibly forget;

    "I think he's attempting re-entry sir".
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    (taking a bit of liberty with this one)


    "I guess he found her quite titillating."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "What a view....to a kill."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Tell him to pull out. Immediately!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "Ah, the old game: give a wolf a taste and then leave him hungry. My friend, she's got you dangling."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    I'm full of them today.

    Female to male; "Get in"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2014 Posts: 12,480
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "Tell him to pull out. Immediately!"

    Second base, Willy. Calm down. :)

    Nice one, Dimi!

    OK, I'll go with:
    After listening and watching, deciding to coach them a bit:

    "Put your back into it!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited March 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Watching the couple in front of you:

    "I feel a stiffness coming on".

    OK, that's enough out of me.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Ah, that is funny, though, @kerim. ;)

    OK, one more.
    After observing their frantic efforts unfold:
    "You belong in a cage ..."

    (because nobody in a Bond film actually said, "Get a room!" did they? That's my equivalent ...)
  • RogerMoore007RogerMoore007
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    "It's amazing what you can do with two hands."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Kerim wrote:
    Watching the couple in front of you:

    "I feel a stiffness coming on".

    In the shoulder, I take it?

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited March 2014 Posts: 8,266
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... in the theatre, the young couple in front of you is noisily exploring 'second base'.</b></font>


    shut the door Alec, there's a draft!


  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... in the theatre, the young couple in front of you is noisily exploring 'second base'.</b></font>


    "If he says he's ready, he's ready"
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    And this one of course:

    "Having trouble keeping it up?"
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